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My English teacher

When it comes to English teachers, I have a lot to say. She is not tall, has a relatively fat figure, looks very cute, and has a childish look. She often tells jokes, and she seems to be full of wisdom that has not yet been revealed. But she looked very serious when she was angry, with a scary look in her eyes.

During the lecture, he taught us very carefully, wrote important phrases in front of the blackboard and told us, and sometimes told us a joke. The English teacher's lectures are very interesting when she is in a good mood, but be sure not to provoke her when she is in a bad mood. When he's angry, he really looks like he's going to kill someone. But we didn't pay too much attention. She was really VERY GOOD when she was in class.

Not too tall, slightly fat, with dark complexion, and a round face with big glasses - my English teacher.

English teacher, she was assigned to us when we were in the second grade of junior high school and had just graduated from college. When we first met each other at the beginning of school, we saw her short body, wearing glasses, and elegant. I think, needless to say, our class's English score is at the bottom, because the students in our class are notoriously naughty, and she can't control them.

When I entered the course, I really didn’t know anything unless I told it, and I was shocked when I told it. The classmates must be more relaxed than usual because she is new here. Some people are talking and making small moves... The English teacher slammed the table with her hand, put on an awe-inspiring expression and lectured: "Middle school students should behave like middle school students. The school has discipline. A She said that it was inappropriate to sleep... There were a lot of truths and truths that made the classmates lower their heads in shame. As expected, the real person did not show her face, and I really convinced her. Just a few words made the classmates We have settled things down, and other vicious teachers can't do anything to us even if their saliva is dry.

As the days passed, we became more and more familiar with the English teacher. In fact, she was not She is a very fierce teacher. Although sometimes students don't listen to the class and just scold her. But her class is also very interesting. For example, she talks about sentences that change sentence patterns, and sometimes she compares them with some students. It's funny. The classmates laughed loudly and often taught us some famous quotes in life in English. The grades of the students also improved from the bottom two to the top two. The English of our class is really thanks to her.

My classmates think that a teacher who is strict, yet humorous and considerate is the best, and I think English teachers are no exception.

From the day I entered school to the time I entered junior high school, I have never been disappointed for a moment. Without the guidance of teachers, it was their care and love that raised me up. I exclaimed from the bottom of my heart: My parents gave birth to me, and my teachers are better than my parents who raised me.

My English teacher, he is not tall. Tall, a little fat, she is the most tolerable teacher in my heart.

The classroom was quiet, only the rustling sounds of the students writing and the heavy and slow pacing of the teacher were heard. It was an English test. The paper was handed out and I finished it quickly. Suddenly some poor students in the class threw notes towards me. I looked back and saw that the teacher was still far away from me, so I picked it up and read it without any hesitation. The teacher started to walk towards me. Being a thief always made me tremble.

After class, the teacher said that some poor students in the class were causing trouble again. The classmate laughed so hard that the teacher found out. The teacher didn't get angry at first. However, the classmate did so well that the teacher came down and stared at him with a look of disappointment and disgust. He let the teacher down so much. From now on, the teacher no longer cares about him. If you want to listen, it's your own business. But it can be seen from the teacher's behavior that he cares about his students.

My English teacher, she is always so tolerant, I admire her character.

"You are not allowed to copy anything else in class in the future..." Teacher Ye's face turned red and he shouted loudly...

There was silence in the classroom, looking at the quilt on the ground. The torn pieces of paper, my heart was broken...

Is this our Teacher Ye, our most respected and beloved Teacher Ye? Everyone was silent. In my eyes, Teacher Ye is the most lovely and respectable. She is very kind to all her classmates. She rarely criticizes us. Occasionally, when the criticism is severe, she can't help laughing. This makes us understand : She loves us, not really angry. As a teacher, she works conscientiously and meticulously. She is always very involved in class, even if the chalk dust takes up her simple coat, she will not notice. She always She gently raised her glasses on the bridge of her nose and continued her class...

In my impression, Teacher Ye seldom communicated with us and told us her secrets, and she also treasured all our secrets. In our hearts. But this time, we couldn't believe that it would be her, my most respected, gentle and lovely teacher Ye, who was so angry. The days flowed by quietly like water. However, she was called by her classmates as not being like a teacher. English teacher.

Once, my English test was not satisfactory, and I felt very sad. I was depressed for several days. She said to me gently: "I have always thought that you are a good student. You speak actively in class and your pronunciation is also accurate. There must be some reason why you did not do well in the exam this time. Let's find the problem together, okay?"

These words warm my heart like a spring breeze. Now I write it in my diary as motivation to urge me forward... After Teacher Ye’s continuous help and my continuous efforts, my English scores are constantly rising. This is my Teacher Ye, and I am most A beloved teacher.

The English teacher is like a lively "big sister". She looks very young. At first glance, it seems that she has just traveled and has little teaching experience. She wears a pair of bright glasses, is not tall, but is a little fat, and walks very clumsily. She looks like a "black girl" because she is very dark and her round face looks more like a cute child.

When I first came into contact with her, I felt uncomfortable. I was not used to the new English teacher, and I was not in the mood when I first took her class. But she is very interesting and humorous. From time to time she will tell a joke in class, or tell us an English sentence to let us guess what it means. The atmosphere is always so lively, and everyone is very happy and happy. But when she loves him, she is also very serious and fierce sometimes. They scolded us in English, but we didn’t know what it meant and were kept in the dark. We will also scold her back by "treating her in her own way." We use the local dialect, but she doesn’t know what it means, and sometimes we like to tease her. After all, youth is youth. As the saying goes, "The bridge I walk forces you to walk many roads." Inexperience is a huge difference compared with those experienced teachers.

She takes her work very seriously. When she is studying in the morning, when the bell rings, she comes to the classroom to see if her classmates are studying. Sometimes, when I come from the dormitory building, I see her from all the way. She wandered around the classroom. I think she made the previous English teacher much better. He was kind, hard-working and had a high sense of responsibility. admire.

The most exciting thing is: our class’s English scores used to always rank at the bottom of the grade, unable to climb up, or staying still. However, with her arrival, our class's English scores suddenly jumped up from the "trough" and improved by leaps and bounds. Of course, it is also indispensable for the efforts of the students. Now, it is among the best.

During class, her classmates often fell asleep, and she would not wake them up right away. Instead, she would use her humorous words to "wake" them up.

We slowly began to adapt to her teaching methods, but she spoke a little softer. After all, she is a lesbian, and her voice is certainly not as loud as a gay man.

Once, she looked better without glasses, but wearing those things couldn't show her true appearance.

She also did a lot for us, paid a lot, cared about our results, and was so kind to us.

After talking so much, I almost forgot to tell her name, her name is - YE CHUN LI

THANK YOU, MISS YE. Thank you for your hard work, keep up the good work.

With the arrival of the new semester, our English teacher has also changed.

When it comes to English teachers, maybe we all hate it, because the previous English teacher Liang Hui was very cruel. She often punished us and forced us to memorize books. If we couldn't memorize them, we would be promoted to the class room to wait for bad luck. Every time we took her class, we would We are frightened, so we often have trouble with our English teachers. This is something we are used to.

With the arrival of the second grade of junior high school, we finally have a "good life". On the first day of school last semester, we were looking forward to the arrival of the new English teacher, and we were anxious and looking forward to it. After a few long minutes, a female teacher with a smile and elegant glasses appeared at the door. I was worried that this gentle female teacher could not stand our challenge, but I was also happy because she was different from Liang. benefit.

Unexpectedly, this young and energetic English teacher also had the courage to challenge us. We were really surprised! I admire you very much! The first day of her class should be for us to experience her will. The boys are very active in "performing". Of course we won’t make it easy for her on the first day! But...

Originally, the squad leader agreed to implement it no matter what. However, there were more than 50 people in our class who were supposed to challenge her, a weak woman, but it was really unpredictable. Anyway, it was the other way around! It was actually her who challenged us. You convinced us! All the big principles were brought up, but our mission failed because we were speechless. I felt both happy and envious at the time! In the first grade of junior high school, we were the naughtiest class in the whole grade, and we would contradict every teacher. As a result, I don’t want to know everything! Either she (he) is so angry that she (he) is speechless or has no face to teach us. But who would have thought that this English teacher could actually train us to call us mothers even if we are not mothers! I don’t know, who is this MISS YE? Which planet’s master sent her to rule our group of rogue little angels? We are really puzzled!

So every time we take her class, we like to come up with some new ideas. Speaking of which, I have to say bad things about MISS LIANG again. I remember MISS LIANG took a few days off to get married. So, in order to win her favor, the whole class racked their brains to think of ways to give her a gift. In order not to waste national resources, I wrote beautiful blessings on the blackboard at the back. I was very happy at first, but MISS LIANG...hey, I won't talk about it anymore. Anyway, it was our fate to meet MISS YE in the second grade of junior high school, but it was a bit late. Because one year is not enough for us to get along, and in the third grade of junior high school, we may all go our separate ways. Why! It's a pity that we are not destined to be together!

Finally, with this weekly diary, I hope MISS YE can be happy every day. The classmates of Class 8 in the second grade of junior high school will never forget you as a good teacher. Thank you, our English scores continue to improve, and I hope your life will be the same.

Speaking of English teachers, who doesn’t know her? Her name is YE CHUN LI. She is not tall, but her teaching level is very high. Whenever new words appear, especially those difficult ones She has special methods for reading and remembering difficult vocabulary words, so that we can remember them quickly. Even if we can't remember them, there will be an impression in our minds, so our class's English level is among the best in the class.

Our English teacher has shiny black hair and wears a pair of glasses, but they look like decoration because she can see English vocabulary clearly without wearing glasses. On Wednesday afternoon, when the English teacher walked into our classroom, we were all shocked. Why didn’t the teacher wear glasses? The teacher smiled and explained that she had forgotten to bring it. We had never seen her in that class and she wanted to read it close to the book.

Our English teacher has just taught us for a semester. She is usually very diligent. She sits in her seat almost all day preparing lessons and correcting homework. She works selflessly on the podium as soon as class starts. She has a very good temper. , when students were not paying attention in class, they just went to that classmate’s desk and seemed to warn him with their eyes, and did not take any violent behavior or punish them for plagiarism.

Our English teacher is very strict with us in learning English. Whenever we have a big exam, she will always tell us the key points of the exam and what we should pay attention to during the exam. Therefore, our good test scores are closely related to her strict requirements on us.

Because we have only been with our English teacher for less than a year, this is all we know about her.

My English teacher graduated and came to teach us when we were in the second grade of junior high school.

Her name is YE CHUN LI. She is slightly chubby, gentle, and always has a smile on her face.

I remember a few times when I was playing with my classmates in the corridor. I always liked to smile at her when I saw her, and she would also smile at me. She would not be like the previous English teacher who saw that my English was not good. , even if he smiles, he doesn’t want to smile with me. No matter how poorly I did in the exam, she would always smile at me. Her smile was like magic, giving me strength and confidence, and giving me endless courage when I encountered difficulties! When I am proud, tell me not to be proud! ...

It is always relaxing to take her class, unlike the previous English teachers who were always lifeless. Her classes always make us smile. She is good at adjusting the atmosphere. She can tell us jokes in English, allowing us to remember the words and listen to the jokes at the same time. Such a class passes quickly! Taking her class is very relaxing and comfortable.

This is it Our English teacher, I like her class very much, but I like her smile even more. Her smile always gives me infinite encouragement!

When it comes to English teachers, I still have a lot to say. of. She is very young, barely a few years older than our classmates, with a childish face and a pair of glasses on her nose, which is said to make her appear more knowledgeable. Like our classmates, she also loves to joke, play, and is very good at playing. He is proficient in all oral and ball games. My classmates all said that this English teacher is really impressive.

Hey, I don’t know why. That day, I went to ask my classmates about physics exercises. The classmates said, "It's a physics problem again. Every time I see you here, you are doing physics. Are you annoyed?" If you ask us questions all day long when you don’t understand something, it will make you annoyed. Even the teacher will find you annoying.

After listening to their words, I felt very sad and sad. I didn’t listen to the class seriously one morning. I stayed motionless. When I thought of their words, I felt very sad. From now on, when they see me, they will say, "Do you know you are annoying?" He didn't even listen to a word I said. I have no idea what I did wrong to make them think I'm annoying.

So I asked the English teacher and said, "Teacher, am I annoying?"

"No!"

"But , Why do they say that? "

"What questions do you ask them? "

"About the study problem."

"Don't cry. They didn't mean to say it to you. Maybe they said it because they were in a bad mood and it hurt your heart. You know, when I was a student, I once said that. I was assigned a seat with a certain classmate. Do you know what that classmate said? She said, "It would be better for me to die if I were asked to sit in the same seat as her!" "I was very sad when I heard this. But then I thought about it, why should I punish myself for other people's mistakes? In the future, whether in life or work, you will meet all kinds of people who will listen to You have to be open-minded about everything, because their words are not necessarily right, and the fault is not necessarily yours. There is no need to take everything to heart and make yourself sad..."

After listening to the teacher’s words, I felt much better. I believe what the teacher says. Tomorrow always brings the best day.

People say that the aunts in kindergarten are like mothers, and the teachers at school are like gardeners. I think English teachers are like our intimate big sisters.

My English teacher is a very good teacher to me. Her English class was accurate and lively, and she spoke vividly and vividly. He has an average appearance, a medium build, and playful eyebrows. She is very good to all our classmates. It's also easy to get along with the English teacher. I feel honored that she can teach English to our class. Of course, this and that will happen.

When my class is in class, sometimes some students make trouble in the class. The English teacher just hinted with her eyes to give them a chance. Some students still didn't know they were wrong, and the English teacher just said a few words to them casually. I think the English teachers are very kind and caring about them. From this little thing, we can see that she is a very patient person. She never speaks bad words or scolds students.

In class, the English teacher always teaches us how to solve problems with a smile on his face.

Whenever we encounter a problem, she always explains it to us until we understand it. She also often says: "If anyone encounters a problem that he doesn't understand, he can always come to the office and ask me. If you don't understand, just ask." "Whenever we encounter setbacks or difficulties in the future, we will still ask our English teacher. The solutions English teachers use when we make mistakes are also very unique. The days spent with English teachers are happy, no matter in class or after class. English teachers are our teachers and even more our friends. Every moment I spend with my English teacher will be remembered in my heart and ignite my way forward.

This is my English teacher.

My English teacher - MISS YE, she is too young, just like a big sister - this is my first impression of English teachers.

She came when the second grade of junior high school just started. With shiny black hair and casual sportswear, he walked up to the podium with light steps, smiled and said to us in pleasant Mandarin: "My name is YE CHUN LI, and I am now your English teacher. However, Don't bully me because I'm young!" The funny and confident opening remarks attracted good-natured laughter and endless applause...

Because the English teacher has changed, I am afraid that I will not be able to adapt to Xin's lectures. Way. Not just me, but the whole class. The students seem to have a hard time learning English. The English teacher seemed to feel the same, so in an English class, the teacher said that she still lacked experience because she had just traveled. We were also given 10 minutes to write our review of her. I think she has read our evaluation of her very seriously, and the way she teaches classes has also changed a lot, and we have begun to adapt slowly.

She is also very hardworking. She is also dedicated to her work. Whenever she is on duty or has her morning reading in the morning, she arrives at her job very early. Although she is a new teacher, she arrived earlier than the other teachers. This should be a good habit she has developed: arriving early and leaving late. I went to her dormitory for a casual visit. I found that for some reason, I became lively and bold in front of her. I talked to her about everything, about study, work, and our respective experiences. Her experience fascinates me. I felt a kinship with her.

Sometimes she likes to joke with her classmates in class. If a classmate falls asleep in her class, she will ask the sleeping classmate to "buck up."

But she is also a strict teacher. When dictating words, whoever failed, she would call him to the grade room to take dictation until he passed. During the exam, she made a rule: no talking, no peeking. She said that what she wanted was not the results, but the answers that we would do conscientiously.

Through her hard work and diligence, we finally ranked second in the class in English in the last semester of the second grade of junior high school. Not bad, because before we were second to last. If it weren't for her arriving early and leaving late, and not for her strict and excellent teaching, perhaps our English scores would not have improved. So I should say here on behalf of the whole class: "Teacher, you have worked hard! Thank you for doing so much for us, thank you!"

My English teacher named Ye is in her twenties. She has a pair of round eyes and wears a pair of glasses in front of her eyes. She is not very tall and a little fat. Although she looks like this, she treats all students equally. Unlike some teachers who are kind to students who are good at reading but not good to students who are not good at reading. Let me tell you how she treats these students.

My English teacher has a lot of knowledge. When she is free, she will find some classmates who are not serious in class and talk with them. I also tried to be asked by her to ask me why. When she was talking to me in class, she said to me, why others study better than you? It’s because you are lazy than others, not because you are stupider than others. She asked me to go to school. You must take all classes seriously. As long as you work hard and work hard, you will get good results. I said yes and went back to my seat.

One morning when I was studying, my deskmate and I were talking and she saw her and called us through the office. She said why we have to talk so much in class, why we failed when we took dictation, but passed when we listened again, which proves that we are not unable to remember these words, why can't we remember them before dictation...< /p>

I think what the English teacher said makes sense. Our English teacher is very nervous about our study, but also very kind and strict to us.

This is my English teacher.

My English teacher is a short and cute teacher. She is a dark-skinned and chubby person. The lessons he taught were very organized and clear.

In her class, we all feel relaxed, but sometimes, we feel bored and annoyed. Maybe this is how I feel!

Sometimes she would talk and laugh with us. Sometimes we would be very happy, and sometimes we would be bored.

She has many advantages, such as "She often comes to the office early to prepare for her lectures. Perhaps because of her early arrival, our class's English score rose from second to last to second. This It shows her hard work.

She also has many shortcomings. For example, she likes to eat snacks, so she is very fat. Sometimes I think she would look better if she were slimmer.

She is a young big sister, a simple, lovely friend, sister, and a strict teacher, because she will never let go easily to those who copy other people's homework and test papers.

Do you think my English teacher is cute?

My English teacher is of medium height, slightly fat, with a round face and glasses; She came in a hurry, but she also showed a gentle and gentle teacher's demeanor. She was extroverted and moody.

When she first taught our class, we were very timid and did not speak actively in class. She was afraid that if we made a mistake, she would criticize us. I remember one time, she asked us to answer a question, and no one of the classmates raised their hands. She asked a classmate to stand up and hesitated. Baba answered incoherently, her voice was as low as a mosquito's hum. The classmates laughed, and the classmate turned red like a piece of red coal. At this time, the teacher not only did not blame her, but said kindly and kindly: "You. Don't be afraid and don't be nervous. Even if you answer wrong, I won't blame you, as long as you dare to answer. "At this time, the teacher's eyes showed encouragement. As a result, the classmate answered the teacher's question with a loud voice. From then on, we were no longer afraid of her.

The English teacher often asked us As her friend, she never acted condescendingly. When we talked about a certain issue with her, she always thought carefully and patiently explained it. If she accidentally made a mistake, she would act like one. She is open-minded and correct like a child. She often participates in activities with us during class. Her laughter is as clear and innocent as ours.

This is my English teacher. p>Life is inseparable from education. To be educated, you must have a teacher, and the teachers who teach you have their own characteristics.

Among the many teachers who have taught me, I have some impressions of English teachers. In my impression, she is a fat and short person. She often wears jeans and looks pretty. She has shiny black hair and wears high-end glasses over her big eyes. It's amazing. If you are cheating down there, you can see through it at a glance. So, we'd better not cheat. She wears glasses and looks like a top student. When she smiles, she shows two rows of neat teeth and dimples. She is very cute and blushes like an apple when she is excited.

Her personality is not easy to mess with. If you don't pay attention to the class, she will be very frightening when she gets angry. However, she will participate in extracurricular knowledge during class. We like this very much. She has a plan when she teaches. You have to listen carefully when she doesn't.

She is also very optimistic and cheerful. If you ask her a question, she will be happy to explain it to you. She also likes to play with us during class. She seems to be happy to play with her during class. The boy said that she also wanted to participate in basketball and table tennis. She has a weird personality. Among all the teachers who teach me, she is the most special English teacher. She was particularly diligent in the first class. The dictation words will be handed out in the next class, so you can see how good he is? If someone doesn't complete the homework, you will have to bear it and ask you to go to the class room...

A hard-working and cheerful person. Who is the person who is optimistic, cheerful and strict?

My English teacher was transferred when I was in the second grade of junior high school. She is not tall and has a little fat. A pair of glasses.

She is a very talented teacher. She always tells us a lot of English-related stories when talking about knowledge points. Connected with things related to our lives.

Whenever this happens, the students in the classroom will say something to you or something to me, and the atmosphere in the classroom will suddenly become active. Sometimes telling those examples and stories would make the classmates laugh so much that she would laugh too.

She is an approachable teacher. During class, she would compete with her classmates in reading short English passages. At this time, the atmosphere in the classroom became active again. This is how she brings her classmates into the world of English.

She said to us: "If you want to learn English well, you must read more, memorize more, and listen to more English programs." If you read more, you will naturally have a sense of the language. The sense of language is very important. If you have a good sense of language, it will be much easier to do the questions. It is also important to listen more. It can train your listening skills...

However, she will also get angry when her classmates make her angry. . But it wasn't long before she was smiling again. She is really an excellent teacher. When we were in the first grade of junior high school, our class was always fourth or fifth in English. But after she taught us, our class actually got second place in the final exam.

Her teaching methods are very good, making it easy for students to accept key knowledge. There are several sleepers in our class. She sometimes calls them to the classroom to criticize them, but they still refuse to change and make her angry.

Our English teacher is such a teacher.

My English teacher is of medium height, with shawl-long hair, double eyelids, and always a smile in her eyes. She is a little chubby; she is a very easy-to-get-together person.

She is always very close to her classmates in class, just like our big sister; the lessons she teaches are vivid and easy for people to understand; if some naughty classmates are in her If she makes trouble in class, she will show off her teacher-like demeanor and teach her a lesson. If some students made small moves in her class, she would warn them with her eyes. If they did not repent, she would warn them in a more tactful tone. Although the English teacher is not very serious, the students respect her very much and like to take her class.

She also cares about us. Whenever we were failing during an exam, she would come to us to "drink tea". Give us the encouragement to realize that if we don't make progress, others will get ahead of you and gain the upper hand.

She often tells us jokes in class to liven up the classroom atmosphere. The stories she tells are interesting and intriguing. When she lectures, she often tells us some interesting sentences or phrases about the text to enrich our extracurricular life. She often said to us after she finished her lecture: "Students, if you don't understand anything, you can ask the teacher..."

In her spare time, some bold students I would talk and laugh with my English teacher, just like good friends who talk about everything. She would never really get angry with us, and she would always be very tolerant to us. The students all said that the English teacher was very nice and kind, and it was easy to get along and communicate with her. The classmates all enjoyed taking her class and getting along with her.

This is my English teacher. Although he is plain-looking, he is very patient, likable and easy to get along with. She is our English teacher and our friend who gets along well with us!

The English teacher wears glasses and is a little fat. However, her lectures are very interesting and our grades are much better than those in the first grade of junior high school. Our English teachers have to work hard for this.

When school first started, the English teacher was smiling all day long and the class was very interesting. However, it is for our own good to be stricter on us now. Of course we know that.

During class, the English teacher would joke with us, tell stories, and some of her own experiences. I still remember that one time in class, some students in the class were making trouble, which affected our class. The English teacher couldn't bear it anymore, so she told us such a thing...

She said that her family She was not rich, so when she was in college, she studied while working and studying. She sweeps the floor every day because it's her job. Sometimes when other students saw her, they would laugh at her and talk behind her back. But she didn't care, because she wanted to study, and she would persevere no matter how difficult it was. We were very moved after hearing this. She said: "I hope you will cherish your time at school and study hard.

Today's society is so good. It's free for you to study and the educational environment is good. Are some students just here to survive? Do you know that there are still many children in this world who cannot read? Reading is such a beautiful and distant thing for them. And how do you treat this hard-won opportunity? Maybe you will regret it when you grow up. Black-haired people don’t know how to study hard, but white-haired people regret studying late...”

The English teacher is a good teacher, and we will thrive under her education.