7 Super paragraph, people whose EQ is lower than 150 can't understand it, right?

First of all, I went shopping with my girlfriend yesterday. I strolled around my girlfriend and said, "Husband, if I am disfigured one day, will you still love me?" I had an epiphany. If I say I don't love you, isn't that waiting for a quarrel? I blurted out, "Fool, I still love you." At this time, my girlfriend slapped me and told me that I broke up, so she asked me what was going on.

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Teacher: What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Boy: A top guard and a bottom guard. Teacher: 60 points. Girl:. . . Teacher: 100. Who knows what this girl said?

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3. When I went to the andrology hospital, the doctor asked me, "What's the situation? Tell me about it. " I replied faintly: "The first time * * * Tintin spouted something, I thought it was impurities discharged from the body. So, six years, three times a day ... "

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In order to test the loyalty of courtiers, Dong Zhuo smeared a little black on the story of Diusim. One night, Dong Zhuo called everyone together, the lights dimmed, and the story of Diusim danced. When the light comes on, everyone's hands are black except Lu Bu. Dong Zhuo said happily, Lu Bu, I'll take you as my adopted son. Lyu3 bu4 laughed, Dong Zhuo changed his face and said, dragged him out and beheaded him.

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5. On the train, there is a sister lying opposite the shop, showing her thighs all the time when she sleeps, and she is still facing me. . . After several stops, suddenly my sister asked me how old I was, and I said 29, and then my sister tucked in. . .

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6. One day, my colleague was bored in the office, and then he said to tell us riddles and guess, saying: wear a condom to worship Buddha and make an idiom. You guessed for a long time and didn't come up with it. Do you know what this is?

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My wife is on a business trip, so let me take care of her when my sister-in-law leaves. Just came out of the shower last night, my sister-in-law was lying on the sofa and asked me, brother-in-law, do you know that there is an idiom that begins with the word light? Me:? ? Light? Radiant? What the hell? Wash and sleep.