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The image of the devil
The hero of the novel was a fool when he was a child. After being bullied by his brother Lin Yao, he abandoned the demon cave and got the inheritance of the demon emperor (the cultivation skills, memory and fighting style of the demon emperor), and got the magic phoenix Ji (the rank is unknown, which may be the imperial soldier or the legendary magic soldier), which returned to normal and inspired his own potential, which is unforgettable. At school, I understood the mystery of the nine pillars and got the formula of' nine gods'. He made great contributions in the battle with the shura magic man, became the youngest general in the dynasty, and married seven princesses. And it is better with firehawks, fire monkeys and white cranes in Jueyao Ridge. Now he is the strongest in the world, and it is suspected that he has broken through the shackles of his ancestors, and his religious Sect has become the first sect in the world.
Achievement method: all demons eat blood, nirvana, nine gods' tactics, and cultivate the soul heart sutra (Chapter 692 is from the soul clan).
Monsters: Liu Er Macaque (Little Six Sons), Ghost Tianma (Little Black), Purple Thunder Crow (Leo), Qinglong (Little Dragon).
Weapons: Phoenix halberd, Excalibur of nine planets.
Lovers: Long Yueer (pushed), Princess Zi Ruodie of Qi State (pushed), Hu Meiniang (pushed), Situ Qing, Luo Ying (pushed), Feng (life and death unknown), Roland, Liu Hui (pushed), Mu Xiangya (pushed), Han Bing and Teresa (pushed).
Forces: Yue Fengge (the owner of the cabinet), Yao Jia, Feng Jia, and Guan Changyun of the nine planets (the patriarch);
At the turn of life and death, Yao Yue became sworn brothers with Zhang Mengfei and Yao Yue of the opposite sex, and refined their wood properties. Together with Yao Yue and Zhang Mengfei, they fought against the Shura Magic Man and were promoted to commander. Duke Tong Youcheng's son is resolute and a bit lewd. As the wooden messenger of Yuefeng Pavilion. Now he is the messenger of God Mu Zong.
Achievement method: worship god with wood.
Monster: Green jiaozi.
Weapon: Blue Moon Knife
Lover: Zhang Yaqing Zhang Mengfei:
Yao Yue became sworn brothers with Guan Yunchang and Yao Yue, and refined the dark attribute. He and Yao Yue, Guan Yunchang and * * * fought against the shura magic man and became a commander. Rough personality, gifted. As the secret messenger of Yuefeng Pavilion. Now he is the dark messenger of God.
Achievement method: secretly worship God.
Monster: Magic Wing Tiger
Weapons: eight snake spears
Lover: No Zhao:
Yao Yue's life-and-death relationship, he perfected the metallicity, met Yao Yue in the battle between the earth and the stars and was defeated by Yao Yue, so he followed Yao Yue and left because of something at the end of the battle for the throne. Yao Yue decided to be the golden messenger of Yue Fengge. Now he is the messenger of the gods.
Achievement method: Golden Zun Shen Que
Weapon: blood gold gun
Lover: Wu Hu: Yao Yue is a turning point in life and death. He is a master of hide the sword Villa and a star power in the underworld. He was rescued by Yao Yue in the Tak Desert in the underworld, and followed Yao Yue to repay his kindness. Practice all the year round and stay away from the world. As the bright messenger of Yuefeng Pavilion. Now he is the messenger of the gods.
Achievement method: Honor God with light.
Weapons: Excalibur of Light
Lover: No dragon day bully:
The dragon is the master and general of the dynasty and is good at metals. Yao Yue is a fool, so he betrothed his granddaughter Long Yueer to him (that is, his wife raised him) and gave Yao Yue some care. Yao Yue regards him as an elder. Strength reached Yuan Di, and he was the first person in the dynasty.
Strength: Zhongpin Huangyuan
Son: Long Aoyuan, eldest son Long Aoren.
Grandchildren: Long Yueer, Yao Yue, Long Zhan
Achievement method: make the decision of the dragon, and the golden god will make the dragon proud;
The son of dragon day Ba, for the sake of his lover, was destroyed by the people in the holy land, and his belly was destroyed. Thanks to Yao Yue's help, he recovered.
Strength: Ancestral God
Achievement method: training dragons, respecting gold and training gods.
Son: Dragon Wars
Lover: He Wei Feng Yiyi
The strength of Yao Yue's biological mother, ancestor and Long Yue:
The wife of Shura inferno saint Yao Yue was brought back to Shura inferno.
Now I'm in the holy land
Yao Yue came back to see Zi Ruodie when they got married.
Yao Yue saved him, awakened Monty's blood, and followed him to Chen Xingyu, the ancestral domain of Terran.
He was taken away by hell in God's way and later rescued. Yao Zhen
Yao Yue's father, the ancestor God, is very powerful.
The ancestor of the top grade, the first in the original Dragon List, and one of the purple star masters, with strong strength, cultivated Yin and Yang gods, and was regarded as the first enemy by Yao Yue, who finally obliterated him. Dashenzi
Yao Yue, the protoss god, the first ancestor god and one of the purple star lords, has been obliterated by Yao Yue. King of hell
The patriarch of the Yin corpse clan, the ancestor of the top grade, the black star, and the unique skill of eighteen layers of hell have been obliterated by Yao Yue. Hungry ancestor
Blood hell is the strongest. It was suppressed by the demon tablet, and then escaped from hunger and caused disaster. Yao Yue entered the tenth floor of the fire zone to get the strongest flame, and her soul was drowned by it. phoenix
Strong Phoenix, female, charming Leng Yan, first-class ancestor, has a son with Yao.
The goddess of the protoss in the ancient kingdom is a descendant of Zongshen, the head of the original nine planets. She is so lovely that she is regarded as her own sister by Yao Yue. works appreciation
Jueyao Garden is a Jedi outside Yaoyang City, which separates Yaoyang City from Jueyao Mountain. This is an endless abyss. Here is awe-inspiring all the year round, and the demon howling everywhere and the demon wind sweeping, ordinary people absolutely dare not approach here easily. The reason why it is called "absolutely demon" is precisely because there was a demon-killing war here in ancient times. Terran and demon race seized the territory, and the powerful existence of the last two ethnic groups fought hard here, and finally Terran won, and countless demon races were buried here, hence the name. In fact, whether it is like this or not, it is impossible to take the postgraduate entrance examination now. Time has passed for too long! Ouch! The demon wind blows wildly as usual, and the yin and cold qi churns endlessly. There is a protruding hole under the abyss of absolute evil. This pothole hangs in the air of this unique demon deep, which is at least 1000 meters from the top of the cliff and several hundred meters from the bottom of the cliff. It is like a boulder protruding from the cliff, and the stone surface of the hole is like a dry pool. A sack fell from the sky and hit the hole. It cracked and revealed its contents. That impressively is a human body, he was covered in blood, without any breath, obviously dead! The blood on his body slowly dispersed in this pothole, and a foul smell spread in all directions. With the flow of this blood, a strange phenomenon appeared in the potholed land. I saw some blood quietly sink into the hole, as if it had been swallowed up by the ground of the hole, and no blood flowed out at all. After a long time, there was a shaking sound in the hole. Suddenly, a demon-like shadow slowly emerged from the pit, and a soaring demon gas made people shudder, and all demons surrendered to it. All monsters inside and outside this unique demon cave have already felt this terrible and overbearing demand, and all of them are scared to crawl forward and quiet down. After the shadow rose for a while, it gradually converged, then turned around the blood man several times, plunged into the blood man's body, as if to suck his blood gas, and seemed to be reborn. Suddenly, lotus flower appeared near here, and the potholes on the stone surface turned red. A thick blood-red light is wrapped around the blood man, and the needs of clouds are constantly spreading and growing on him, as if they are undergoing some transformation! No matter who sees this scene, they will be scared! I don't know how long it will take, and the demand for lotus flowers is getting richer and richer. When it reached a limit, a strange sound appeared, and a demonization now came out of that person. Like a demon and a phoenix, I really don't know what a monster is! After it struggled with a red shadow for a long time, it finally slowly collapsed and disappeared into a pool of blood. At this moment, all the blood of the blood man automatically submerged into his skin, and the wound on his body automatically healed. His heart beats again, blood flows in his body again, and his temperature rises gradually ... all this is so mysterious and terrible! People who have died have signs of life under this paradox, as if they can be resurrected at any time. Sure enough, before long, the man who should have died actually opened his eyes and sat up from the ground. At this time, also just see the man's face. He is a teenager with a weak crown, about fifteen or sixteen years old, and he is only an adult in Terran. His face is quite beautiful, beautiful space, star eyes, Joan's nose and thick lips are perfectly matched, just like carving, and his messy ink hair looks really feminine, giving people the feeling of beauty at first sight, not like a man at all. In fact, look at his throat, the raised Adam's apple must be a young man! He stood up slowly, his thin body looked tall and straight, and there was a rare smell everywhere. There was a flash of confusion in his eyes, and he kept looking here without a trace of fear on his face! Unexpectedly, this beautiful young man turned out to be Yao Yue, the youngest son of Yao Mingzhe, the four great masters of Yaoyang Dynasty. At the same time, he has a more prominent identity, that is, the door-to-door son-in-law of the first valve dragon family of the four major valves. The Minister of Household Affairs is in charge of all kinds of money receipts and payments of landowners and dynasties in the world, which is the most important position in front of the emperor, but he is an upper adult who dare not offend easily! The dragon is an ordinary family. Today, dragon day, the head of the family, is the most powerful three-generation elder of the dynasty. He was in charge of more than half of the military power of the dynasty, and his prestige in the army was unparalleled. The master and Xu of these two gate valves were thrown into this unique demon hole with sacks. In the eyes of ordinary people, this is definitely a shocking murder! However, most people don't think it will spread in Yaoyang City. Because Yao Yue, the son of the son-in-law Shangshu of the Dragon Family, is the first fool in Yaoyang City! Yaoyang City is the capital of Yaoyang Dynasty, where there are "one fool, two idiots and three little beauties!" . The first is this young Yao Yue. Although Yao Yue is the youngest son of Shangshu, he is an illegitimate child, born of a drunken relationship with a maid. An illegitimate child like Yao Yue, whose mother is your maid, has no different status from ordinary domestic slaves in your family. Because of this, he has never been treated as a young master since he was a child. Instead, he was ridiculed and even kicked by people inside and outside the government, so that he was beaten into a fool by his half-brother in an accident! Brothers, those who beat people didn't get any punishment, and they were not only fools, but also received more cold reception. As Yao Yue grew up, he got an enviable marriage. Dragon day, the owner of Dragon Family, is willing to make him the first silly son-in-law adopted by their son-in-law of Dragon Family. It's just that this marriage is a much-told story among ordinary people, but it's a joke in the eyes of the imperial city people. Because Yao Yue's wife is Long Yueer, an idiot girl who is one of the two idiots. I have to say that Yao Yue is a vivid tragedy. If he dies here, no one will feel sorry, only that there is one less joke after dinner! Why was Yao Yue thrown into the abyss alive? Yao Yue also wants to know this question. However, now he wants to know what happened to him. His brain suddenly flashed, and it was not as chaotic as before. He doesn't know what stupid things he has done all day! Not only that, but there seems to be a puzzling memory in his mind, which is a memory about ancient secrets! This unique demon cave is definitely not the legendary war between the demon family and the Terran, but the defeat of the demon family, and all the demon families were killed and buried here. But in ancient times, there was a disaster and an alien invasion. At that time, the demon race was the dominant race on this demon planet, and they rose up against those aliens! Finally, although the demon clan wiped out all the dissidents in the demon world, their demon clan suffered heavy casualties, and most of them died near this unique demon deep, which was blasted by the ancient Monty Emperor with demon power and was named the unique demon deep! With the decline of the demon race on the demon planet, other races have risen. Yao Yue looked at a dried-up round bead on the ground, picked it up and muttered to herself, "Is it because of this demon core that my memory came from, and I can come back to life and return to normal?" . Yao Yue is puzzled. He shook the devil's core, and it quietly turned into dust! Then, Yao Yue seemed to remember the grievances of being bullied and sarcastic in the past, and her biological mother was humiliated by others under her patron and dared not say anything. He couldn't help but feel sad, and then he showed a demon's hideous color and laughed wildly. "Ha ha, I Yao Yue, who once humiliated me, will pay for your behavior! I, Yao Yue, swear by the blood of heaven that I, Yao Yue, will never be the first fool in the imperial city again! " . Yao Yue's enchanting face is covered with an indescribable sense of carefree, mixed with some sadness. There are some tears in his eyes, and his expression is very complicated. He struggled to wipe away the tears, revealing an unprecedented firmness, and shouted, "Men bleed without tears. From now on, I Yao Yue will never cry again. I must change everything, whoever owes me will wait for me! " You will regret what you have done. "As he spoke, his ferocious face gradually calmed down." In life, no matter where, only the strong are most respected. Only when you set foot on the road of practice first can you master your life! "Yao Yue murmured, then sat down and began to digest the harvest of that extra memory in his mind. There are not only those ancient secrets in this memory, but also an ancient monty emperor's tactic "all demons eat blood" and some vast experiences of that monty emperor. Yao Yue doesn't know what kind of monty emperor these memories he got came from, and he doesn't want to care about them. He just wants to strengthen himself and go his own way! There are twelve strategies in "Wanmo Blood-eating Tactics", each of which is extremely mysterious, and it is a powerful demon tactic cultivated by the ancient Monty Emperor. Now Yao Yue is a terran, but he has inherited the blood power of the Monty Emperor, and obtained the formula of "all demons eat blood", which is doomed to take a different road.
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