Interesting language

1. You asked me if I had any religious beliefs, and I said, "Does narcissism count?"

Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

4. Memories precipitate beautiful faces in the traces of years.

5. A face of false prosperity.

6. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

7. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

8. If you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

9. Son, fools can't be resurrected.

10. Let me see your gentle fangs.

1 1. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

12. I can only stand up straight if you don't want a gift first.

13. Your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

14. It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

15. Although I came to Xi 'an, I was gentle and dressed in white, and I couldn't see the style of Terracotta Warriors at all.

16. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

17. A grain of salt is the sea when you lose your temper.

18. Low-key does not mean that there is no focus.

19. You have the right to remain silent, but we will shut you up soon.

20. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.

2 1. When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

22. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

23. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

24. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

25. I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

26. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

28. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."

29. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

30. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

3 1. Women don't think they are good, so they don't have to study. Men don't think they can be ugly if they study well.

32. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.

People always see us holding hands happily. In fact, the truth is: yes, once I let go, she will go shopping.

34. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.