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Isn't it hard to meet your parents when you meet online for the first time?
After that, we added a button and it was very comfortable to chat with him. When chatting, I found that he was younger than me. After 00, because I was born after 90, I asked him to call me sister, that kind of voice. (Actually, it was just a joke) Hahahaha, and then I didn't expect him to say that my sister was smart. At that time, it made me very happy. My own brother is not so clever. It's always been like this. I haven't sent any photos, and I don't know what the Taoist looks like. I sometimes say something, he will comment, and we will talk for a long time. I feel that I have endless topics with him. In the third year of high school, we joked that if he was admitted to the university in the future, he would give me the specialty of his university.
On the way, I talked about a boyfriend, who is close to him and my junior high school classmate. I also asked him about his boyfriend, and he told me that he had brought a girlfriend home to meet his parents. Anyway, I talked about this for more than a year, and it was a long-distance relationship (maybe I was carried away by love, and then I went to love rat, so I will omit it here).
Later, he was admitted to the university, and we still kept in touch from time to time, but we never talked about meeting. He likes traveling very much. He goes to school in Chongqing and I am in Sichuan. 20 19 where did he say he was going to play? He just got off the subway. I told you I seem to be traveling with you! I feel very comfortable. At that time, he said that he would come to Sichuan to play on May Day tomorrow. I said yes, I'll treat you to delicious food when you come. Then I forgot to mention the specials. He said that his specialty is mustard tuber, or sent me some mustard tuber. Ha ha ha ha, he just said, he can make up what he said, he asked me the address or something, and then he said yes, thinking of leaving an address and phone number for the other party or something. It's also convenient to buy things for him in the future. Later, I really received a big bag of snacks. It should be around one hundred. I felt very bad at that time. After all, we have never met, just for our promise. Although I thought so, hahahaha, I ate my snacks shamelessly. This is about September of 20 19.
Didn't Alipay and Taobao have an activity during the Double Eleven, that is, folding cats, and even Alipay helped Hua Bai pay in the store, so I asked him for help. I asked him to help me and my girlfriend. After a day or two, say trouble and do it every day. Forget it. Then he said, "It's okay, just take me, and it's your treat then" and helped us. Occasionally we talk for a while, and most of the time we just send him a link. We did this for a month, and there was even a spark. Finally, Alipay is divided into dozens, and Taobao seems to be dozens. After that, we talked every day. Anyway, he is my daily life.
? One day, I joked that my mother asked me to find a boyfriend. I said where to find it, bring a linen bag, and I'll put it back when I see the handsome one. Then I told him. "He said, if you see me in the street, will you put it back?" I'm kidding. If you are handsome, I'm sure.
? During my internship, I was alone. During that time in the dormitory, I often ate instant noodles, and then he would send me his cooking. His friend's house made it on Sunday. He looks fine. He can cook. I really hate my noodles. Actually, I hate it myself. hahahaha
Later, we went to take pictures. He sent me some photos and asked me to find him. It is time to test friendship. Ha ha ha ha ha, so I think it's smart to go to other spaces. After a long time of comparison, I finally found him (in fact, I was just guessing). Sure enough, I didn't find him in the second photo, which was too embarrassing. Later, in order to make him not guess me, I found a super fuzzy photo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, and then my heart finally balanced. After that, we sent many photos to each other, all of which belonged to many people. The terrible thing is that he guessed right. Didn't you say before that we met on a singing software? There is a photo of my beauty 10 in the background. I didn't expect him to save it and send it to me. He is really a devil. I didn't expect him to keep it for so long. I thought he was one of those skinny little boys, and he should not be tall. After that, my god, this child is so beautiful. Apart from thinking about other things, I think I know such a beautiful boy.
Later, he would joke from time to time that I stole the manhole cover to support you. I didn't think about anything else at that time, so I said, well, the manhole cover is so expensive, I'll steal it, too.
I vaguely remember him saying it several times, but I didn't understand what he meant. (am I hopeless? ) This is because I bought something on the Double Eleven. In fact, I only bought more than 300 models, and then I bought a mobile phone myself, and then there were hundreds left. At that time, he also asked me if I could return it right away, because it was not enough to get it from him. I thought at that time, we don't even know you, and you dare to give it to me. My mobile phone is paid by installment. I always thought that if we couldn't do it together, I wouldn't care. Actually, I have my own money. After he said that, I went to look for it and found that it could be returned at one time, so I returned it.
I don't even know if I made myself clear. Please hit me.
On New Year's Eve, he and his friends went to drink a lot of wine and called me by video at night. It's weird that I answered it. Of course, I can only see him, but he can't see me. I saw him drunk and cut the picture (you can threaten him with ugly photos). A few words later, someone hung up. It was not until twelve o'clock in the evening that he sent me a happy new year by voice. Later, he said that I was stupid and had the heart to put me into society. Tell me to be happy and not to feel inferior. Something like that To be honest, I cried for a long time. He is just a child and a younger brother.
I still don't understand what he means. We talked later. Honestly, I don't know what to talk about. I said a lot anyway. Let's talk about this later. It's already February. We talked until one or two in the morning, talking about the past and the future. It was these two days that I seemed to understand what he meant. So we began to speak freely. That man had a great influence on me before, and I was afraid that I would lose my mind and encounter the previous results. He liked a girl in high school. He told me, I know. I felt very humble at that time.
On the evening of February 2, he confessed to me. Although he said I could disagree, I agreed when I met him. But I'm afraid of missing it. I have a good feeling for him. I agreed. (The days are also very good, hahahahahaha, February 2020), and then I told him that I love you after going through many things, and he listened very well. Am I too easy to chase and too reserved? emmmmm
This should be his hint, hahahaha.
Then I told him that my old cow eats young grass. then
Because for a while, I thought my mother was not very happy, and then I told her. (I asked him), and then his family also knew. 20 19. 1 1 Earlier, he said that he would come to my house to pay a New Year call (in fact, this should also be his hint). At that time, we made an appointment and even thought about the reason, saying that he was my brother's classmate. Because I have never brought a male classmate home. Later, because of the epidemic, I didn't come.
After a while, we all closed the road here, because he happened to be at his sister's house to resume production. I want to say, drop in and see me. On February 24th, 2020, I called him. Then I went to take a shower. (I still liked you when I first met you), poof, I haven't finished washing. He came with his brother and brother-in-law. At that time, my brother went upstairs and told me that he had come and brought a bunch of people, which scared me to go downstairs. (Covering my face) Then I went downstairs in a panic, and my hair was not dried. I feel like meeting my parents. I didn't see him when I came down. His brother and brother-in-law were sitting by the fire. I looked around and finally saw him. He is helping us move things. Then he saw me and came to me. I remember my body shaking. He is tall and more handsome than in the picture. Actually, he came before I had time to think about how we met. The only thing I can see is that his socks are boat socks and his ankles. I think he will be very cold. He is thinner than I thought. I'm embarrassed as a fat man, but I'm wearing a skirt. Ha ha ha ha) Because it is the first time to see you, I don't know what to say. Just pull my little bench, sit next to him and giggle there. After they wanted to go back, I grabbed his clothes and wanted him to stay. I am embarrassed to be with his brother, so I have to be with him. I told you you wouldn't stay with me for a while, so you went back. Finally, he stayed. Actually, I feel quite impulsive now. I met him for the first time. Let my parents meet him. Feel naive)
Then we go for a walk. He said they would have a class meeting, and then we were on the side of the road. I leaned against him and he held my hand. I still remember when they held the class meeting, that was the pronunciation. A classmate has a child crying over there. The monitor asked who there was a child crying there. He looked at me and said, I have a little friend here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I came home late and my uncle came. My mother called me to see how he was. He has been warming my hands under the stove and chatting with my uncle. (Shame) Say that finish, he peeled a bunch of melon seeds for me and handed them to me.
He is very kind to me, and I feel that he is also a single-minded boy. But I think we are developing a little fast. Our relationship is not strong, and it is not good to meet our parents. Now he wants to see me, and I don't even want him to come.
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