Kneeling for a maddening joke because the relationship is too messy

Sister and brother are in xx…… ... ...

Sister: "Brother, brother, you are great, better than dad!" " ! "

Brother: "Yes, that's what mom said."

Sister: "I gave birth to you with my father, and I am your mother!" " ! "

Brother: "No, then who are we calling her mother?"

Sister: "She is Dad's mother!" " "

Brother: "-__-b Isn't she Dad's sister?"

Sister: "She is my father's sister, my father's mother, just like our relationship!" " "

Brother: "................ ※% # # ◎! "

Second:

A suicide told the reason of his suicide in his suicide note, which sounded really headache. The suicide note reads:

I married a widow. She has an adult daughter. My father married the daughter brought by my wife. So my father became my son-in-law and my daughter became my stepmother. I call my dad dad, and my dad calls me dad. My daughter calls me dad, but I call her mom. I still have to call my wife and grandmother because she is my stepmother's mother. Soon my daughter, my stepmother, gave birth to a son. He is my half-brother, and he has to call me grandpa, because he is also my grandson.

Later, my wife, my grandmother, gave birth to a son. He is my stepmother's brother and I am his nephew, so my son calls me dad and I call my son uncle.

In addition, I am my wife, my grandmother's grandson and my grandmother's husband, so I am also my grandfather. And because my wife is my grandmother, my son, that is, my uncle is my brother, my daughter's brother, so I ... God, such a complicated relationship really breaks me down, and I can only get rid of it if I die.