One paragraph each of humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, and storytelling

Humorous story

One day the animals smelled a bad smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said: I am too young to fart such a smelly thing, it must be a cow. The cow said: I eat grass and will not fart so smelly. Pig said: People who fart will definitely blush. Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out, beat the pig away and said: How many times have I told you that my blush is natural.

Ancient and modern jokes.

It is said that thousands of years ago, whether they were male or female dogs, they always squatted when sleeping. It wasn't until the Tang Dynasty that things changed. Everyone, have you heard about Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty? His old man had a pair of dogs. Once, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty went to Mount Huashan to offer sacrifices to heaven. Halfway through the sacrifice, the female dog suddenly became anxious and ran behind a tree to deal with it. This was very disrespectful when offering sacrifices to heaven. This behavior angered the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Thunder God to hit a tree with thunder. The tree fell down and crushed the female dog to death. The male dog was very frightened after seeing it. From then on, every time the male dog was under the tree* When sleeping, I will stretch out one foot and push hard against the tree to prevent the tree from falling down on me.

For those of you who are storytelling, this can hold you up!

There is an airplane on which you can sit. There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese. Halfway through the flight, the plane suddenly ran out of fuel. The captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the Americans used their personal

The spirit of heroism walked to the aircraft hatch and shouted: Long live America and the nations! Then he jumped! The plane continued flying. At this time, the captain announced again: The weight was still too heavy, so I had to jump off alone! So the Germans

stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! He also jumped down! The plane continued to fly. At this time, the captain announced: No, it is still too heavy, and one more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at

the Japanese, stood up and walked to the plane hatch. The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly:

Good brother, I don't know how. Forgot yours! The Chinese people shouted: Long live the Republic of China! ! Then he kicked the Japanese down