Who can tell a joke to make me happy?

I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

I am different from you because I am human.

You are not a plastic bag. Don't always pretend.

What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism. I'm so fucking ambitious!

Bed, money, bright moon, lamp, torn clothes on the ground, cold; Fear, theft, desperate moon, bow down, death, hometown. -the shortest amazing adventure ethics novel.

My son was repaired by his father and went to his mother to complain: "Mom, what if someone hits your son?" "I want to hit his son." Son "..."

In the supermarket, I saw a bound crab climb from the freezer of 18.9 yuan to the cabinet of 28.9 yuan. I was in tears. You are so fucking motivated!

One day at four o'clock in the middle of the night, a friend called and said, "Well, I just saw a missed call from you on my mobile phone last year, so I called to ask you what you wanted. . .