Composition on China's Ancient Jokes: The Miserable Rich.

Editor's Note: Several exclamations in the story are very vivid, expressing the author's feelings, either ridicule, contempt, surprise or anger. Make the whole story interesting. Let's look at the story of this stingy rich man.

Once upon a time, there was a very stingy rich man!

On the fifth day of the first month, it's time to worship the god of wealth again. Other people's homes are full of big fish and big meat snacks, but he only took a bottle of wine and a piece of tofu!

After the sacrifice, the rich man saw a dog staring at his sacrifice. The rich man hurriedly asked the servant to put away the sacrifice. As soon as the servant brought in the wine, the tofu put next to it was eaten by the dog and ran away quickly! Seeing this, the rich man flew into a rage and severely reprimanded his servant. You idiot, you don't know how to put the tofu away first! Dogs don't drink! What a waste of my piece of tofu! ?

This rich man is really a miser!

Author: Liu Yinzinuo

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5, grass prefix = rotten