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Water ghost seeking life
Neon Bay in the South China Sea has been a place that fishermen have not dared to approach for hundreds of years. Legend has it that as long as fishing boats approach here, there will be stormy waves. Pulling the fishing boat into the water, I heard that it was a water ghost seeking life.
The scenery of Fishing Ghost Neon Bay is actually very beautiful. Just like its name, you can often see a rainbow hanging in the sky on the beach. No. 56 Middle School’s spring outing this year is scheduled here.
Qin Lan took out her mobile phone and played games alone on the beach out of boredom. At this time, the unattractive An Sheng was sitting next to him, and he said jokingly: "My home is nearby, and I heard that people die here every year."
Qin Lan glanced at An Sheng, and had always heard that he had a crush on her. Could it be that Want to take this moment to express your love? Really boring. But An Sheng took the trouble to tell his jokes: "I'll tell you a ghost story. If a person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him, what do you think he is?"
"I hate it, don't scare me, go away." Qin Lan was usually most afraid of hearing these ghost stories, so she kicked An Sheng.
"Because this person walked backwards. Haha." An Sheng smiled awkwardly, and then left the beach angrily. In fact, the standard answer to this story is not this, but that the person is a water ghost.
Qin Lan didn't like the hustle and bustle. She was an extremely introverted girl. She climbed up the mountain alone and looked at the sea from a corner of the mountain. She looked at her classmates playing on the beach and felt a little jealous, because as an introvert, it was impossible for her to play with those classmates. She imagined that a prince charming would appear here.
Suddenly, she thought of a very effective method that appeared in a magazine's divination column, which was to make a wish to the red clouds across the sea, and the wish would definitely come true.
Qin Lan closed her eyes, faced Tongyun on the other side of the sea, and silently recited her wish. She slowly opened her eyes and saw An Sheng smiling playfully in front of her. An Sheng is short and fat. Although he is usually popular, he is not the type that girls desire.
"Are you making a wish?"
"What does it have to do with you?" Qin Lan read as he walked, "There are Fusu in the mountains, and lotus flowers in the sky. I don't see Zidu, It means that a girl originally had a date with a handsome guy, but she waited and waited, and instead of seeing her sweetheart, she met a stupid, stupid guy.
When Qin Lan reached halfway up the mountain, a beautiful boy only seen in comics appeared in front of her. The boy's curved eyebrows were as thick as paint, and his eyes shone with a cold light. She was stunned. Suddenly her feet slipped and she fell down. The other side of the mountainside was the cliff next to the sea. Qin Lan was caught off guard. When she was about to fall, the boy stepped forward and grabbed Qin Lan. She was originally shocked. Qin Lan, who was covered in cold sweat, felt relieved from all the pressure at this time.
"Hello, my name is Fang Lin, I am a new transfer student in Class 3."
"My name is Qin Lan."
Qin Lan's first The two days were spent chatting with Fang Lin at the beach. Fang Lin said that his family is in this small fishing village and has made a living by fishing for generations. Fishing was described vividly by Fang Lin, and Qin Lan listened with interest.
Fang Lin’s birthday is June 6th, and so is Qin Lan’s, which is a very coincidence.
Fang Lin said, Neon Bay is full of water ghosts. Do you know what water ghosts are? People who commit suicide by drowning or die accidentally will linger in the place where they drowned and become water ghosts. Then they wait patiently and deliberately lure or force people to fall into the sea and die, so as to become their own scapegoats. Legend has it that there is hell below the sea. In order to escape the torture of hell, those water ghosts always come up secretly to harm people. Yesterday you almost fell into the sea halfway up the mountain because a water ghost held your foot.
Qin Lan thought that Fang Lin must be scaring her, so she pretended to be scared and got into Fang Lin's arms. Fang Lin's body was very cold and exuding moisture.
Of course Qin Lan wouldn’t believe it.
On the last day of the spring outing, the school organized everyone to take a boat trip to Neon Bay for sightseeing.
Qin Lan was alone in the hotel because she was not feeling well. This also met Qin Lan's wish. She didn't want to be with that group of classmates.
Qin Lan looked out the window quietly. Suddenly, a strong wind blew, the clouds gathered, and a heavy rain began to fall in the sky. Qin Lan thought that these people should be in the depths of the ocean, and they should be fine, right? She began to worry about her newly transferred classmate Fang Lin. Is he okay?
Another day passed, but there was still no news of the passenger ship carrying students. Did something really happen to them?
The sky finally cleared up. Qin Lan stood on the beach and looked across the sea. There was still no trace of the school passenger ship. Qin Lan sat from dawn until night. The rescue fleet returned without success again, and there was no trace of any passenger ship on the sea. What the hell is going on? If he couldn't wait for the passenger ship tonight, he would be sent home tomorrow. But how could the entire third grade students disappear without a trace?
Qin Lan was standing on the beach, looking at the other side of the sea. Suddenly, a cold hand was placed on Qin Lan's shoulder, and Qin Lan turned around suddenly. It turned out to be Fang Lin.
"You, are you okay? Where are they?"
"I, I am okay, but they were all killed."
"What happened? "What happened?"
"When the boat arrived at Neon Bay, it suddenly encountered a violent storm. The hull of the boat collided with the rocks and the whole boat sank. Because I usually grew up by the water, I kept swimming alone. I swam to the beach. I came back alive just to see you."
Qin Lan sat slumped on the beach. Are all the classmates who usually spend time together dead? How is it possible? Qin Lan's tears fell. Although she usually didn't like to be with them, when they all died, her heart was always empty.
Qin Lan and Fang Lin just sat on the beach, waiting for the survivors to return. But there was no one at all.
Fang Lin said: "People who encounter shipwrecks here will turn into water ghosts after they die. They will suffer endless pain in hell. The way they reincarnate is to find a substitute and drown that substitute. In the sea, so that he can be reincarnated. Another way is to make some paper figures within three days, put them in the boat, write their names on the paper figures, and then throw them into the sea. The depths of the ocean, so that they can use paper figures to replace real people and reincarnate themselves."
Qin Lan dug out the roster among the items left by the teacher, and then started to cut out the paper figures with Fang Lin. It is filled with the names of classmates. Fang Lin got a boat from nowhere, and they put the paper figures in the boat. Except for Qin Lan, Fang Lin, and An Sheng's names, everything else is written on it. She didn't write An Sheng's name because she hated the boy who had a crush on her.
Fang Lin pulled Qin Lan onto the boat together: "Let's go, let's take them on their last journey."
Qin Lan nodded. Follow Fang Lin on the boat.
The boat drifted farther and farther, and the coast gradually disappeared. Qin Lan was a little scared. Everything around him was dark. Suddenly, Qin Lan heard a thump.
"Fang Lin, I'm so scared!"
Qin Lan kept calling Fang Lin's name, but Fang Lin disappeared without a trace. What happened? He was still on the boat just now.
The air was filled with the fishy smell of sea water. The waves were getting bigger and bigger, and the sea breeze picked up Qin Lan's hair and flew in the air.
"Fang Lin, where are you?"
There was no echo in the empty sea.
"Why is this happening? Why is this happening?" Qin Lan looked at the paper figures with names written around her and became even more frightened. She knew that if Fang Lin did not appear, she would definitely be buried in the vast sea. middle.
At this moment, a dazzling light suddenly appeared on the other side of the sea.
It’s a passenger ship, it’s a passenger ship!
Qin Lan couldn't help thinking happily that those classmates must not have been killed. At this time, she suddenly heard An Sheng on the deck shining a flashlight on Qin Lan on the boat.
"Qin Lan, why are you here? Quickly put down the rope ladder.
"
Several people worked together to rescue Qin Lan on the boat.
"Are you okay, Qin Lan, why did you appear alone on the boat? "
Qin Lan told the story of everything, and everyone's eyes widened. After a long while, An Sheng said slowly: "Actually, Fang Lin is already dead. We were at sea that day. While sightseeing, we suddenly encountered a rare storm. All the navigation instruments of our ship failed, and even the hull got stuck on the rocks. In desperation, we could only wait for rescue. After the sea calmed down, Fang Lin said that his family often encountered such a situation, and they could sail as long as the seaweed on the hull was cleared, so he volunteered to jump into the water. After a while, the seaweed was cleaned up, but when Fang Lin was about to get on the boat, suddenly he seemed to be pulled by something. He struggled desperately in the sea and shouted something. When we found the lifebuoy, Fang Lin had been pulled into the sea and disappeared without a trace. We searched hard at sea for two days but could not find any trace of him. "
"Has Fang Lin turned into a water ghost? "
An Sheng nodded.
Qin Lan couldn't help but break into a cold sweat when she looked at the more than a hundred teachers and students around her. If she hadn't just met An Sheng, I'm afraid she would have become Fang Fang. Lin's scapegoat.
An Sheng took out a towel and put it on Qin Lan. Qin Lan sat alone on the deck and stared at the endless darkness.
No wonder Prince Charming appeared in the legend. Only people with the same birthday will be treated as scapegoats.
“The paper figures and divination are all nonsense. Qin Lan looked back and saw that no one was gone. Qin Lan shouted loudly: "An Sheng, where are you?" "Suddenly, a man climbed up from the rope ladder.
Fang Lin!
"Ghost, ghost! "
Fang Lin's hair was disheveled, his whole body was wet, and he was shivering constantly. He grabbed Qin Lan's hand and wanted to jump into the sea.
"Help! There's a ghost! "
Fang Lin turned around and shouted loudly: "Run quickly, it will be too late if you don't leave. "
"You, you are a water ghost! "
"I am not a water ghost, those classmates are water ghosts. Just now I was on the boat, and I was suddenly pulled by An Sheng and fell into the sea. Fortunately, I have good water skills, so I didn't drown. I secretly They swam to the boat and threw all the paper figures on the boat into the sea. Now these water ghosts are looking for their replacement paper figures. If you don't leave, they will kill you when they come back. "
At this time, An Sheng also rushed out, stood on the deck and shouted: "Don't follow him, he is the water ghost. "
Both of them appeared here, and there were no paper figures of them on the boat.
Qin Lan's eyes widened, who should she believe now?...
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