A little joke about typos.

Introduction: With the development of science and technology, the popularity of mobile phones and computers, handwriting has gradually withdrawn from the stage of human life, and a subsequent problem is the increase of typos. You may not think that a typo will lead to many jokes in life! The following is a set of jokes about typos that I brought to you. I hope you like them.

1. In the Ming Dynasty, there was a county magistrate who loved loquat very much. Someone kowtowed to him and bought a basket of excellent loquats to send to him for submission first. The post says:? Give you a basket of pipa. Please accept it. ? The magistrate wondered: Why did you send me a basket of pipa? Why is the pipa in a basket? When the magistrate saw what was in the basket, he suddenly realized that it was a basket of fresh loquat. In which book did magistrate of a county write it? Pipa? Write a poem on the post:

Loquat is not this kind of pipa,

I only hate my poor cultural level.

If the pipa can bear fruit,

Flowers are everywhere in this city.

There was a prodigal son who spent thousands of taels of silver to buy a county magistrate. On one occasion, he wanted to buy a tonic, so he told the police: Go to the drugstore to buy the best deer ears in San Qian. ? The messenger immediately rushed to a big drugstore and said to the boss, My master ordered San Qian deer ears. ? The boss frowned and thought for a long time. We only have velvet antler, not deer ears. ? The policeman was so anxious that he began to cry: I can't buy deer ears. According to my master's temper, I will get fifty boards! ? Seeing this, the boss wrote a doggerel:

Just because I don't study hard,

Mistake deer ears for velvet antler.

If the situation is the same,

How many innocent people are in prison.

Once upon a time, there was a teacher who often read other words and misled others' children, and was sued by the county magistrate. The county magistrate summoned him to the court for questioning. ? You often pronounce other words in teaching, don't you?

? No, no, there is no such thing. Pure fiction. ?

? What? Do birds have them? You read Wu as a bird and made a mistake in class. Do you admit being beaten or punished?

Afraid of being beaten, Mr. Wang said with trepidation: Admit the punishment! ?

The county magistrate raised a pen to approve: Three chickens and two rabbits were fined. ?

Mr. Wang brought a chicken home.

The county magistrate looked at it and asked? Why send a chicken? The gentleman replied:? My Lord, didn't you write it? Three chickens, two for free? Really?

The county magistrate was so embarrassed that he had to call out the court. In ancient times, a businessman who was away from home asked someone to take a letter home and ask him to bring back what he needed. But when his wife saw this letter, she was really scared. The letter said, it's rainy here, and I get sick easily because I didn't buy life insurance. Please go home today and buy my life for me. Actually, this man took his umbrella? Umbrella? (traditional? Umbrella? ), misspelled as life? Life? , made a joke.

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate whose handwriting was scrawled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows? Tongue? The words were written too long and widely, and the officer mistakenly thought that he was called to buy pigs? A thousand mouths? . It was very busy for the servant. He traveled all over the city and went to four villages to buy it.

It is easy to buy 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less.

The county magistrate said angrily: When I told you to buy pig tongues, did I tell you to buy 1000 pigs?

Hearing this, the officers replied:? All right, all right! But in the future, please pay attention to your master. If you want to buy meat, you must write it short, not buy it? My wife? . ?

6. According to legend, Li Hongzhang had a distant relative who rushed to take the exam, but he couldn't make an answer sheet after sitting for a long time. So I want to enter the list through the back door and write on the test paper:? I am the biological wife of Li Hongzhang, an adult in the main hall! ? After reading it, the examiner was angry and funny, and raised his pen to criticize: since nave is my own wife, I dare not marry (bring)! ?

7. In an imperial examination in the Qing Dynasty, there was a candidate who couldn't understand the book. In Qin? Ignorant (deeply miss) the woman I miss? Have you written out the meaning of a sentence? Sister, can I think about it? . The examiner didn't know what it meant at first, but later he was heartless and criticized: Brother, you are wrong! ? The two just constitute a neat confrontation.

8. A shopkeeper put it on the signboard? Mooncakes? Written? Cake? Someone said:? Hey? This word is white. ? The shopkeeper shrugged: Good point. White? There is also an apostrophe! ?

9. A boss's product introduction? Retail? Written? Sold separately? Someone corrected:? Another one? This word is written in another word. ? The boss retorted: Are you clear? No? And a vertical knife! ?

10, when a businessman advertises, what? Tin foil? Written? Yesterday's newspaper? . Someone pointed out:? Yesterday? This word is a typo. ? Businessmen scoffed: huh? Wrong? The word is beside the gold word! ?

1 1. It is said that in ancient times, there was a local rich man who liked reading. He found a reading boy for his precious daughter and adopted a son-in-law. After the marriage, the rich man sent his son-in-law to other places for further study. Reading lang loves reading, but his handwriting is scrawled and there are typos. One day, the scholar who studied hard at the cold window missed his hometown very much. This is the season when apricots are ripe. He usually loves apricots, so he wrote a letter to his father-in-law asking him to buy some apricots.

When the old man saw the letter, he didn't understand it for a long time, because the son-in-law wrote apricots? No? . The old man guessed the word correctly and bought a basket of small yellow apricots for his son-in-law So there is a poem:

You want to buy a letter from your husband? No?

Longing for the old man to walk all over the street

Bought a basket of small yellow apricots

I want to know? No? No? No?

12, on the first day of the new year, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet"?

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting to attend the graduation ceremony. Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew? (Instrument capacity)

The left eyelid kept jumping last night. At that time, I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today. Teacher's comment: Son, are you so old? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer?

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? Will you get rich? (carcinogenic)

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit"? Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: Is the teacher curious? Whose anus is so big? (steel door)