Who has a spoof script of the famous sentences of the Three Kingdoms?

I looked for it, copied it, not original. The first time I heard this was when I was at work. My colleague told you this spoof joke. I can't stand it. I forgot for a long time. When I saw you say this spoof, I remembered it for a while, and I secretly laughed when I found it, haha. ...

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and they suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape.

Only then did I find that there were only three parachutes left on the plane.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and cleared his throat. Everyone became nervous.

He said, "Well, if the mountain man can answer a few questions, he will skydive, and if he can't answer them, he will jump by himself."

Others think that Zhuge Liang is a pedant, and no one can beat him ... There is no choice but to agree.

So Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky? 」

Liu Bei thought it was very simple. He answered "one" and went down with a parachute.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Sun Quan answered "One" and the umbrella descended.

Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Cao Cao was too stunned to answer ... he had to jump by himself! ! !

I didn't expect to jump into the sea to save my life. Cao Cao felt very happy. ...

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way.

Zhuge Liang shook up the feather fan again ....

Ask Liu Bei: "How was the battle in which Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang? 」

Liu Bei thought simply and answered "The Battle of Makino"

Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?"

Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000."

Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag.

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." This time, you were planted, hehe. "

Zhuge Liang asked, "What are their names?"

Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself.

I didn't expect to jump into the sea again to save my life.

Cao cao chuckled, "mama of, Lao tze is really deadly. What can you do to me? ! 」

The third time the same four people flew, the plane encountered an emergency, Cao Cao thought.

Cuff them! ! ! Zhuge, the old man wants to mess with me again, so I'll just jump myself.

Free from insults. Besides, you can't die if you jump into the sea again.

So when my heart crossed, I jumped down and landed in the air. ....

I only heard Zhuge Liang's voice from above ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Cao Cao ah ah ah. ...............

There are four parachutes on the plane today. ! ! ! ! !