Humorous jokes and selling jokes.

Selling cars is a trick to cheat your legs. I regretted it when I thought about it with my mouth open, so I turned to deliver water. Uncle Zhao, God, isn't this my dream girl? I'm waiting to see her after the curtain call. What is the Spring Festival party this year? I want to ask who are you going to fool? I switched to delivering water. I want to fool you. Can you fool me? Uncle Zhao, look at this. Isn't that enough? Fan Wei? Hey, how tall is Wei Fan? 6. 1.7 meters. Is that1.6m or1.7m? He made me fool for a while. One meter six, one meter seven, so one meter six, so one meter seven. Okay, you lied to me. Oh, there you are. I'm Zhao: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (knocking at the door) Gao: Yes! My son is back, but my father hasn't been hired yet. Son, son (walks to the door and opens it) Zhao: Be sure. At this age, it's time to call him son. You have such a big son, unless you buckle it with a shed in advance: sorry, sorry (to yourself). Isn't this father coming? His father? No, son? No, Brother Zhao: What are you doing? Are you sure? Give me three titles as soon as I enter the door: busy, big brother. I ask you to do me a favor. Zhao: Help me with what? Come on, G: Dress my son up as a father. Zhao: Dress your son in his father's clothes. Zhao: What do you mean, G: Here's 20 dollars for you. Take off this dress for Zhao. What the hell are you? G: (going to get clothes) Brother, you misunderstood. You take that off and put this on. My son will go home soon. Zhao: What happened to your son? G: My son came back from abroad today. My son is a graduate student. Zhao: Studying my father's Gao: Not Zhao: Then studying my father's biological father, who will study who? G: He has no father. Can I let you pretend to be your father? Zhao: What's the matter? G: (pulls Zhao forward) Listen to me and tell you slowly. My son went abroad to study that year, and I was laid off. When my son heard the news, he said he would come back without looking at anything. I lied to my son. I showed him. I found you the richest stepfather. Actually, I provided this child myself. I offered it for six years. I do adult work for people. Look at my hand (. Zhao: Stop it, I see. You didn't lie to your son at all. When he got home, he said I wanted to meet this stepfather. Now, I don't know. You want to take my place. Well, to put it bluntly, you take off your clothes (yourself). Zhao: Oh, thank you very much (help me take it off). Zhao: I can help you with this. Thank you, thank you, big brother. I think you are a good person. Put on this mirror, alas, if you don't say it looks like it, I'll take it, big brother. I thank you. Zhao: No, I have one more thing. How long do you want to save this twenty dollars, a period of time or a day? Do you have to spend the night here? (Turning around with a sigh) Where do you live? G: Look at what you said. My son returned to China for inspection today and was busy with a meeting. He left at a glance. What night did you spend? You said you Zhao: No, I have a wife. I'm afraid I ~ ~ The doorbell rings: ~ ~ ~ ~ Gao: Ah, big brother, my son is back (excited) and that's settled. G: alas. (Opening the door) Son, son, Fan: Marco: Son Fan: Alas (laughing) Gao: Son (touching his face) Son, you have lost weight, Fan: Have you? G: It's getting dark, too. Fan: Suntanned. (Laughter) Where is my father? (Looking around) Gao: In the room, Fan: Really? Where is it? G: Hey, I was in the house just now (I looked around) Hey, here it is. (Pulls out) My son is back. Gao: (opposite to Fan Hegao) Call Dad Zhao: Dad Gao: (urgent) The opposite. Zhao: I'm your father (pointing to Fan). Fan: Hey Zhao: No! I'm your father (stretching his voice) Fan: I'm Zhao: I've never seen Fan: (Two people bow and kowtow to each other, two people touch their heads) Dad, thank you for your support all the time. I am now a postdoctoral fellow. G: Son, you are a postdoctoral fellow. (Clapping Zhao) Why didn't you say anything? Your son is a postdoctoral fellow. (Laughter) Zhao: You must go ahead, but you can't fall behind. Fan: Put it on the ground. Dad, sit down. Sit down. Everyone was sitting around the table, laughing all the time. Fan: Mom laughs. My son smiled. Zhao: Hehe, when I think about it, it's really interesting. Zhao: That's all right. I have to deliver water. G: What do you mean? Fan: Are you so busy? Dad Gao: Your father is busy with the work ahead. Yes, my father is an engineer. Zhao: I'm a water delivery engineer. Zhao: Yes, yes, the engineer in charge of water conservancy. This is the Three Gorges Project and the South-to-North Water Transfer Project. Really? Zhao: It's none of my business. Hehe Zhao: I'm mainly responsible for the water transfer between Beicheng and Beijing. G: Son, your father is glad to see you back. I want to change a bucket of water for you. I'm still a little nervous looking at you. Hey hey Fan: Dad, relax. You're nervous, and I'm nervous. Hey, hey, Zhao: Can you not be nervous when you meet for the first time? Zhao: Have you eaten? Gao: (pointing to Zhao) You go to the kitchen to get fish, and Zhao gets up and walks in the other direction of the kitchen) Gao: This way, this way, this way (pointing to the kitchen) Fan: Mom, don't keep my dad busy, you go, (pulling Zhao to sit down) Gao: Then, I'll (get up) walk to the kitchen Zhao: (pointing to Gao) Hurry up. Fan: (surprised expression) I have been abroad for six years. Zhao: I heard from your mother that where did you study your father? Fan: (laughs) No, no, studying mummies Zhao: Oh, what about studying aunts? Fan: It's not an aunt, it's an ancient corpse. Zhao: What did you study there? There are 300 ancient poems in China. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that the glass is frosted. If you don't clean it often, it will get dirty. I will do it. Fan: Dad, this corpse is a corpse. Zhao: Oh, it's an ancient corpse. Fan: Call Mommy. Zhao: It's called menstruation Milk. (Holding the fish out) Hahahaha, I'm sorry. Your aunt's milk is very hard, son. Look at the fish stewed by your mother. Zhao: Did you get any results from your research on Aunt Mu's milk? Report to your father. Fan: Hey, this mummy, no, it's more than 3,000 years old. I can tell whether it's genuine or fake. Zhao: False. What is false? Fan: It's fake, and fake is fake. Zhao: You can tell the truth for 3,000 years. I hurry to deliver water. G: Why are you so busy? Fan: Dad, Dad, don't worry. I'll buy you a bottle of wine, and I'll get you wine. Zhao: Didn't I hit a gun? The mummies of three thousand years are all true and false, so I won't reveal them in the future? Me Gao: Well, don't talk to him. Say something else. Say something else. Zhao: Can you say something else? Fan: Of course, you can say whatever you want. Come and sit down. Sit down. Zhao: It's amazing. Three thousand years old can tell the difference between true and false. (puts sugar in Zhao's mouth) Two people laugh. Zhao: Look at me. (puts sugar in Zhao's mouth) Two people laugh. Zhao: Are you mistaken too? ~ ~ ~ (puts sugar in Zhao's mouth) Two people laugh. Fan: My dad finished a week, and I grew taller. Alas, my son is splashing more and more. Hey, hey, Fan: Nothing. I stayed with my dad (Zhao drank again). G: Damn, what are you afraid of? Drink slowly. Come, come, Fan: Then I, I, I, I, I'm still doing it. Ah, here I am again. Hehe, Fan: Oh, my dad is big. (Fan also drinks) Fan: Oh, Gao: Slow down. Fan: Everybody down, up: slow down, slow down, slow down. Fan: Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, don't worry, Dad, Gao: Slow down. Fan: You have to let me talk, Dad. A thousand words, you can't repay me for raising you. No, no, no,no. You're too old for me. How can I put it? Zhao: Both of them have worked in wine. Zhao: Well, I sent them to the bucket, otherwise I couldn't get out. G: Alas, Fan: Dad, Dad, Dad, Zhao Dad. This is foreign wine. Zhao: I have met Fan: Ah Zhao: Don't laugh at me. I am also a person of status. I told you, once I went to a grand hotel to spend money and drank this kind of wine. When I was sitting there, Teacher Ka brought it to me. I said how much, and she said 1880. She asked me if you had opened it. When I said yes, she opened it with a bang I said you were joking. (All three of them laughed. ) G: Buy your dad drinks everywhere. Zhao: Who invited me? She grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. When I said wine was so expensive, she said it was noodles from remy martin. Fan: No, that's noodles from remy martin. Zhao: That's right. It's the wine that made me lose. Fan Ge: Big Brother, not Gao: Alas, Fan: Dad Gao: What generation are you two? Fan and Zhao are laughing. Fan: Dad, Dad Zhao: I don't usually drink this kind of wine. Fan: I'm telling you, my dad is very humorous, you know? I will send you a gift for your humor. You'll like it. Oh, my father is so cute. G: You can go now. Zhao: No, I accept the thanks. I'm Gao: You can go now. Zhao: Didn't he come to thank me? What's the matter with you? Fan: Dad, Dad, take that off and wear this one. G: He can't wear this hat, so you can keep it. Fan: Mom, my dad is happy, my dad is happy, alas, put it on, alas, (laughs) Zhao: (laughs) Can I wear this one? Fan: Cowboy Zhao: No, cowboys should have leather boots. Fan: Right, right, right, right, right, Gao: Don't give him the shoes. Zhao: I have seen Cowboy Gao on TV. You keep this model. My dad is very happy. Zhao: This is what foreigners wear when herding cattle. Dad has big feet. Zhao: Your feet are very big. Zhao: I have 4 1. Zhao: My feet are big and just right. Look at the back of his heel. Zhao: Oh, it won't last for a few years. Fan: Great. Zhao: How about this time? Fan: Great. Zhao: I deliver water. I save money. I bought a leather jacket. Fan: Yes, yes, my leather jacket is ready-made. You wear it. My dad is very happy. My dad is happy to wear it. I am wearing it. Zhao: Both. Old Cowboy Zhao: Whose house am I going to deliver water this time? I'll see who dares to mess with me. Hey, you can go when you finish your task. Take this off. Fan: Mom, mom, mom, mom and dad, I have the most important gift for you. Sit down. Zhao: And Fan: Dad, this is the payment for my thesis. It's five thousand dollars. Your height is: put it away, Zhao: Then I will hold it high: Hey! Give what you want, treat yourself as an outsider and forget your identity. Fan: Mom! Why are you talking to my father like that? Zhao: Why are you talking to my mother here? Your mother. Your mother is right. I have no right to the money. I want to have a good son like you. Fan: Dad, I am your good son. You are my father. Zhao: But I'm fake. Fan: You are my father. Zhao: I'm not. I am a fake. I am a fake. You come to our house for a day and you are my father. Zhao: I'm not. I just came here for a while. Your mother bought it for 20 yuan. Son, when you were at school, your mother was laid off. She was afraid that you wouldn't be at ease when you were studying outside, so she lied and said she found you a stepfather. There is no such thing. Your mother found a job and opened a clothing store for you to go to school. Look at her hands, and you will know. Play mom's song: mom (raises her hand) Gao: Son, don't worry about mom. It's over, van. Come back quickly, be filial to your mother. This family needs you, and the country needs talents like you. Ah, then I'll go. G: Wait a minute, big brother. Can't give it to you. Hey, hey, you can take Zhao. You can forget it. Not installed. It's a loophole for you. Fan: Grandpa, this, this, this, this thing is for you (Zhao returned the money to Gao). I am a lucky girl, hehehe. Fan: No, no, no, this is for you, uncle. Zhao: Then I'll take one. Give it to me. (picks up the hat) I can think of you two when I look at this hat. (Picking up the bucket) Oh, it's not for nothing. I returned the whole hat. Look at my life, the whole hat is still green (shai).

I watched the video in the previous part and wrote it down sentence by sentence. Oh, I deserve extra points.