Are there any funny jokes about constellations?

I do know another joke about constellations, that is, the other day, when I watched the TV series "Pi".

In the TV series, Li Miaomiao, the hero of the TV series, invited his classmates to his home one day, and then his classmates asked her in the room, are you a virgin? Are you a virgin? Her answer was no, and his classmate asked, when did you come? He said I 10 month. His mother felt very sad when she heard this, but she was afraid to tell her daughter directly or confirm with her daughter. Later, the classmate left, and his mother was also very cold. He himself wondered why my mother was suddenly so cold to my classmates.

Later in the evening, her father took her out to eat kebabs. His father wants to ask her what happened when she ate mutton kebabs. But his father is a man. I'm sorry. Just ask him. First, ask them by innuendo if they are in love in the class. He quickly replied, yes, there are several. Then dad asked, does anyone like you? This is his quick answer. Don't! To ease the embarrassment, his father said, they are so blind, my daughter is so beautiful, and no one is chasing you.

Her father thought he might have been hurt at school, so she asked her daughter if anyone bullied you at school. His daughter didn't answer either. Dad saw from his expression that what he said was true. But he also said that people will encounter many difficulties in this storm, and no matter what difficulties, mom and dad will always support you behind. Finally, dad can only ask directly, are you a virgin? As a result, my daughter answered very readily. Well, my father was stunned in an instant, but my daughter added, I am a shooter! It turned out to be a constellation, and my father suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. So that's it. Later, my daughter said, aren't you also a shooter? Mom is a virgin.