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Dong Zhuo's west cool soldiers are very powerful. Who is more powerful than Cao Cao's Qingzhou soldiers?

Zhuo's domineering attitude towards the Han Dynasty began when he became a vassal of the first army of Liangzhou. When the Yellow turban insurrectionary uprising was put down, Dong Zhuo was fledgling, with Artemisia hanging on his head, and Lu Zhi and other dignitaries were pressing him. At that time, he didn't dare to show his sharpness. At this time, Emperor Xian of Han still wanted to have the absolute power of the emperor, even a little power when Dong Zhuo was around, which can be said to be an idiotic dream and asking for a dead end. Sponsors should also have rules under the fence, and never turn your back on customers. For example, Rao Long Zong, an imperial adviser, was killed, He Taihou's mother Wu Yangjun was killed, and Liu Bian, an emperor, was poisoned. Dong Zhuo's evil deeds aroused the anger of the governors all over the world, and * * * crusaded in succession.

In fact, to sum up, China's feudal history of more than two thousand years is just three words: "grabbing the throne". The ultimate goal of the royal family, consorts, harem, powerful ministers and military commanders is to absorb the power of the emperor. According to this standard, Cao Cao is the winner, because his descendant Cao Pi finally stood on his own feet on behalf of Han. Let's first look at what Dong Zhuo did to the Han Dynasty: he was good at abolishing legislation, but at least he could abide by the orders of Emperor Ling of Han Dynasty; Sleeping in a dragon bed and adultery with a maid-in-waiting are more serious. It can be said that Dong Zhuo has a naked disloyalty; Even burning the palace and digging the imperial tomb have expressed Dong Zhuo's disrespect for the Han Dynasty.

The loser ran out to praise cao thief. It can be seen that these losers must be traitors in the future and have no sense of shame. What's more, they actually said that thanks to cao thief, Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty had already died. Cao thief was a courtier of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty. Is it natural to meet Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty? Is it necessary for Emperor Xiandi to be grateful? It's only one step away from being proclaimed emperor, but there's no right time. What if? At the right time, he will live for a few more years. When will his son Cao Pi usurp the throne and become emperor? As for Dong Zhuo, what he did was not only excessive, but also hid too many enemies he didn't know, so he was designed to kill him. But because the time is too short, just like boiling water, no matter how big the fire is, it is impossible to make the whole pot boil in just one second. As a result, his so-called bullying became a joke. What is even more ridiculous (or pitiful) is that his head is said to have been kicked around as a ball.