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What did Zhu Guangquan's last joke in the first half of the year inspire you?
Zhu Guangquan: What regrets did you have in the first half of the year? The unfinished work is a bit difficult, the unconstrained figure is a bit annoying, the disrupted plan is a bit hanging, and I still can't see the top athletes of the Olympic Games. Tomorrow is the beginning of the second half of the year. All the regrets in the first half of the year are for surprise gifts in the second half. I wish everything goes well, good health, peace and prosperity, and a good beginning and a good end! ? Zhu Guangquan is a talented host of CCTV. His hosting of the program can not only explain the theme, but also be well remembered by everyone. Truth is very interesting. And Zhu Guangquan's last joke in the first half of this year was really thought-provoking.
The last day of the first half of 2020 has passed. Looking back on the past six months, it feels like a dream. Half a year passed in a blink of an eye, and I spent a long Spring Festival holiday with the people of the whole country. It's really an unprecedented experience. In 2020, COVID-19 broke out, Australian wildfire, Indian locust plague, global epidemic broke out, US stocks melted four times, Tokyo Olympic Games was postponed, college entrance examination was postponed for one month, and violent law enforcement in the United States caused riots in .........................................................................................................?
Sometimes I think it would be nice to start again in 2020, as if it never happened, but time is gone forever, and we still have to move on. With the resumption of business, students return to school, and everyone returns to normal work. Moreover, the state has also introduced a support policy for street stalls, which has led many people to engage in sideline business and the street stall economy has become hot. Although many original plans were disrupted in the first half of the year, I believe these plans will be made up bit by bit in the second half of the year, and we will live a better life.
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