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A humorous homophonic story, advise friends not to be unhappy.

A humorous and homophonic story, advise friends not to be unhappy. 1. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

2.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

3. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

My neighbor was singing KTV at home, and I heard it loud, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. So this is an oyster.

6. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

7. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

8. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear very carefully and said, "I did."

9. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

10. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

1 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

12. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

13. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?

14. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

15. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

16. When I was Gucci, my tears were always Dior's Parapara.

17. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

18. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

19. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

20. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

Humorous and homophonic stories advise friends not to be unhappy Part II 2 1. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

22. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

23. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

24. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

25. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

26. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

27. you didn't stay up all night What are you doing up late, Ollie?

28. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

29. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

30. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

3 1. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

32. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

33. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

34. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

35. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

36. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

37. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

38. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

39. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

40. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

Humorous and homophonic stories advise friends not to be unhappy Part III 4 1. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

42. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

43. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

44. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

45. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

46. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

47. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

48. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

49. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

50. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

5 1. crispy rice and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust home to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

52. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

53. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

54. I haven't washed my hair for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

55. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

56. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

57. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

58. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

59. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

60. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.

Specializing in sharing all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophones.

Specializing in all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophonic terriers (I) 1. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrieved, "I just want to take two photos of the stunned shark with her."

I told the wind the west wind, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon".

A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

4. I understand the truth that people who are ugly should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently just now. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

7. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat. It turned out to be a silent bun!

I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

9. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

10. If the mobile phone has a lot of memories, it can store a lot of self-fears and then know its changes: However, when China keeps our friendship.

1 1. Xiaoming quarreled with his mother, and Xiaoming made a dash for the door, so Xiaoming's house had no door.

12. You didn't cook all night. Ollie, what did you do?

13. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

14. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

15. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

16. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

17. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't know if I love it or not, but I like it a little!

18. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

19. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

20. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

Specializing in all kinds of unhappy and hilarious homophones (part two) 2 1. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

22. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

23. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

24. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

25. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

26. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

27. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

28. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

29. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

30. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

3 1. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

32. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

33. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

34. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

35. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

36. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

37. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

38. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

39. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

Specializing in all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophonic terriers (Chapter III) 4 1. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

42. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

43. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene and mud accumulates on her blue neck.

44. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries, you can't make berries. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

45. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

46. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

47. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

48. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

49. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

50. I wasn't even invited. what are you going to do?

5 1. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

52. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

53. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

54. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

55. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When watching a movie with a girl, they will show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

56. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

57. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

58. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

59. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

60. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

A sand sculpture homophonic sentence that must be seen if you are unhappy.

If you are unhappy, you must watch the sand sculpture homophonic sentence (I) 1. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

There is a piece of glass, and I am a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

3. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't take anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

6. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

7. A duckling tried to stand in a straight line with the duck in front of him, but he couldn't run right. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".

8. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

9. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are so thin.

10. The queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Have you heard ... We have nothing in the future.

1 1. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

12. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

13. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

14. My uncle beheaded and became fierce because he became a vulture.

15. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

16. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

17. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that I added it so unexpectedly.

18. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like

19. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

20. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

If you are unhappy, you must look at this sentence: sand sculpture homophonic terrier (2)1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

22. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

24. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

25. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

26. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

27. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

28. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

29. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

30. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

3 1. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

32. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

33. Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

34. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

35. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

36. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

37. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

38. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

39. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said, choo choo

40. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes

Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (I) 1. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained his foot. It's croissants.

I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

3. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

4. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

6. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

7. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

8. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

9. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

10. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

1 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

12. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

13. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. It will be sour after drinking it! Sour drinks!

14. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

15. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book, close it, close it, do you hear? Make up.

16. Ducks line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't, so the duckling says in a hurry, I'm sorry if I can't align with the duck.

17. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

18. If you don't fool me, what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?

19. You can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste by frying chicken with porridge ~

20. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (2)1. Today, I went to the zoo and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

22. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

23. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

24. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

25. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

27. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

28. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

29. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

3 1. You don't love me, so what do you love? Einstein?

32. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

33. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

34. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

35. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

36. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

37. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

39. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

40. It's raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.

Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (Chapter 3) 4 1. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

43. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

44. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

46. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

47. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

48. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

49. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

50. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

5 1. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

52. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

53. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

55. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terrier? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

56. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

57. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

58. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that wholeheartedly frogs have been touching your stomach.

59. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

60. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .