Tell me a joke, make me happy, or send a funny picture. If you smile, you will be praised.

My wife likes to squeeze people when she sleeps. It may be pharyngitis recently, and I snore a little. So when my wife opened her eyes at five in the morning, she was horrified to see me sitting in a chair and asked me why I didn't sleep. I: Well, nothing. You can sleep again. Driving a motorcycle all night makes you feel a little tired. Get up and have a rest!