Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Let's have a joke. It's homophonic. Don't come to the countryside for meetings. Let's go

Let's have a joke. It's homophonic. Don't come to the countryside for meetings. Let's go

Mandarin of Shantou leaders:

The meeting started,

The project is to ask the leader to speak (please speak now).

Dear son-in-law and squire (ladies and gentlemen),

Wamen Shantou (our Shantou),

Beautiful scenery (beautiful scenery),

Nothing grows in Qualcomm (convenient transportation).

There are many pheasants (business opportunities).

Welcome to run a pig (welcome to invest)!

Flower Show for All (Development for All),

Hit the wall together (make money together).

That's it. I'll scare everyone (thank you)