Funny and classic copywriting

1. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2. It’s been too long since I’ve been kissed, and I can feel the tenderness even if I eat a duck tongue. It’s been too long since I haven’t held hands, and my heart can tremble even if I hold pickled pepper and chicken feet.

3. There is the sun in my heart, there is hope in front of my eyes, my family is well, and I have to be kind. This is my belief.

4. What is the one thing you will never do if I give you one million, give it back to you.

5. It was said on the subway that it was forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the train silently because I am so cute.

6. I am in a bad mood today and just want to say

Four sentences, including the first two sentences, I have finished.

7. A girl calls her boyfriend: If you arrive and I haven’t arrived yet, just wait; if I arrive and you haven’t arrived yet, just wait.

8. I planned to grow some watermelons, so I ate a handful of watermelon seeds, drank a large glass of water, and waited quietly.

9. To be honest, I can beat up three of you who are elegant and elegant like you, who often write poems and poems.

10. My family told me not to be a

three-no

four-person, so I did

two.

11. I found that people cannot stay in the same city for many years. It seems that they know too many people. When chatting, they will find that the acquaintances around them are inextricably linked, which leads to the pain of not letting go of bragging.

12. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you adapt, you will suffer for the rest of your life.

13. When it rains, if I have an umbrella, we will use it together. If there are two, I will hide one.

Fourteen. Boy, you are so lucky to have known me. It seems that your ancestors have accumulated a lot of bad virtues.

15. The monitor fell in love with a girl. Every day, he would shout her name in the class. Sometimes, he would even shout her name inadvertently while doing homework. Unfortunately, that girl She has never promised to be the squad leader, or even appeared. She has a beautiful name: Anjing.

16. Did you know that you will get diabetes if you listen to too many sweet words?

17.Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? Is it nitrogen? Then squat in the corner and explode!

18. There are two reasons for wanting to be with someone: one is to fall in love with them, and the other is to fall in love with them.

Nineteen. Don’t say I’m immature. When I mature, I will naturally fall off the tree.

20. I never understood how people could rely on a cigarette. Now I understand that when a person feels lonely and painful, the little firelight on his fingers is very warm!

21. Know when is the best time to deal with a woman? That's when you know what she wants. You can give it to her, or not. If you give it to her, you can make her obedient; if you don't give it to her, it will arouse her greater desire.

22. I wish to win the heart of one person and avoid old blind dates!

Twenty-three. Let me die in a more corner, so as not to scare the people who take out the garbage tomorrow.

Twenty-four. A man who does not know how to accompany his family is not a real man.

25. Teacher, I have spent a summer vacation with my homework, and I have feelings! Can I stop paying it?

Twenty-six. Life is full of pits, each step becomes deeper and deeper.

Twenty-seven. Once a person passes the golden age of young love, his or her parents will always use it for promotions.

Twenty-eight. There were two reasons why my ex-girlfriend broke up with me. One was that I didn’t have much money at the time, and the other was that she guessed that I wouldn’t have much money in the future.

Twenty-nine. I have read books, you can’t fool me.