What jokes did you experience when you first entered the meat pit?

1. Cut the bald old pile with scissors

A friend gave me a pot of fleshy old pile. After keeping it for a while, I felt it was a bit big, so I cut it bald with scissors. Leave the top part to continue rooting and discard the rest. Now that I think about it, it’s really amazing.

2. Acupuncture beads

I just bought a pot of beads and they feel crystal clear and very beautiful. My hand is itchy and I want to prick it with a needle to see if water will come out. As a result, everything was rotten after pricking.

3. Wipe the succulents clean

When I started a pot of First Love, I found that the leaves were all covered with white powder. Careful flower friends wipe it off bit by bit with paper towels.

4. Change the pot three times a week

The flesh at the beginning is so beautiful, bright in color, and looks very plump. think. I still remember that week, I changed the pot three times.

5. It’s too long to be too long

I once had a pot that was fleshy and fluffy, as shown in the picture below. I even took it out and showed it to everyone to see how delicious my meat was. I feel embarrassed now thinking about it.

6. I fed some Erguotou

I just started listening It is said that meaty meat is prone to insects, and I heard that Erguotou can kill insects, but no one told me to wipe it with a cotton swab. Being smart, I directly took a cup of Erguotou and poured it on the meat. The next day, all the flesh was "drunk".

7. I am proud to spread a big pie

Chihuahuas who are just getting started will develop a big pie, which should grow to about 20cm. I'm proud of myself. God, now I feel that I was too naive.

8. Perlite paving

It is said that more meat should be raised, cobblestones should be used for paving, and the soil should have more Particles. Well, I just used perlite, and it floated as soon as I watered it.

9. Root pruning in summer

I often see posts about root cutting posted by some masters, and I followed them. In the summer of 38, I planted all the roots.

10. I was afraid that the meat would get too cold and the heater would be turned on

In the winter of last year, my old mother was very excited because she was afraid that the meat would be too cold on the balcony. I just put it all on the radiator in the house, it was quite hot. Anyway, not many survived in the end.

11. Spraying randomly

When I entered the meat pit at the beginning of the year, I found that the meat was always Recruiting scale insects, and as expected, I sprayed him. In the end, I was left with a bunch of fleshy photos.

12. The hand was too strong, and it was crushed to death

. I bought some butt flowers at first and thought they were pretty good, and then I kept playing. Finally one day, I lost control of my strength and pinched them. They were crushed.

13. Water every three days

A few years ago, I thought that the succulent leaves were more fleshy and had high water content, so they could not be killed, so I watered them every three days and soaked them in the pots for five days. Finally, the succulent seedlings are made into water.

14. Check every three days to see if the roots have grown

The succulent seedlings bought from the flower market. After planting it in the soil, I always want to see if it has roots. I pulled it out every three days and there were no roots for a month.

15. I dropped the bear’s paw with trembling hands

Back then, I had a beloved little bear’s paw. When it gets cold, I put it inside. When I got to the balcony, I shivered and dropped a leaf. When you changed places to enjoy the cool, your hands trembled and fell off again; when watering the bear's paw, my hands trembled and another one fell off. Three of the five leaves fell off.

16. Digging out pebbles

Hmm. Also, I found a pebble between the leaves of the meat I bought and wanted to dig it out, so I emptied the flower pot. Come over. As a result, the meat fell out.

17. Crazy sunbathing

When the meat pit turned white, I thought that summer must be a good time to bask in the sun. I threw the meat in the sun, watered it enough, and within a few days I had a bunch of empty pots. It's really good.

18. I threw it on the balcony and didn't care much

. Alas, I heard that meat should be placed in a well-ventilated place, so I thought the windowsill would be good. After the meat was transferred to the window sill, the window was not opened.

As a result, the whole process was grilled.

19. Blindly create a temperature difference

. I raise meat in the northern winter because I have heating at home, but I want to create a temperature difference. I forgot to close the window when I opened it in winter. I found it when I came back from get off work, haha! The balcony is full of frozen meat!

In the summer of 2020, I found that my mountain roses did not grow very long. I heard that beheading can make the body grow better. I cut off my head with my hands. After reading it, I found that it was dormant.