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Known as the "toilet general", why do you sit on the toilet when you work, and even fight with the toilet?

During the Republic of China, there was a general named Wang Huaiqing, who was very interesting. He was a direct elder of Beiyang. Personality is very likable, but I have a special preference for toilets, and the reason is not very clear. He likes to sit on the toilet. Even in meetings, he has to go to the toilet to supervise the war.

Wang Huaiqing, a native of Nantazhuang, fenghuang town, Ningjin County, Hebei Province, is highly regarded by leaders. He is a very powerful Beiyang warlord, Xu Shichang's first confidant, and his qualifications are very old. Born into a small official family in his early years, he escaped from his father's abuse and began to yearn for military life. After joining the army, Wang Huaiqing worked hard and didn't talk much. He was promoted to the position of chief officer, and slowly mixed his own world in the army.

In fact, Wang Huaiqing's employment is very simple, that is, honest people, especially those with calluses on their hands and some shit on their feet, are especially valued by Wang Huaiqing. For those who have drunk foreign ink, or are simple-minded scholars, Wang Huaiqing won't look at him at all. However, his people had to put up with his insults. Over time, his people will be analyzed. Today, they will be scolded, and tomorrow, they will be promoted by Wang Huaiqing.

He also has a special title, which is "General's Toilet", that is, no matter where he is, there must be a toilet, and there is no chair in the office, only a toilet, so Wang Huaiqing always sits on the toilet at meetings. Worst of all, when the troops were fighting and Wang Huaiqing was giving orders, he was still sitting on the toilet.