Xin Qiji, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, is the first killer in China literature!

As we all know, Song Ci is divided into two groups: the attacking school and the receiving school. The former is represented by Su Shi and Xin Qiji. "The river of no return is an eternal romantic figure, so it is in the west." "Drunk burning lamp to see the sword, dream back to the corner. Give the roast beef to the men and the band will play northern songs. Soldiers in autumn in the battlefield. " -this word is fitness exercise, full of muscles and blood; The latter is headed by Liu Yong and Qin Guan. "Affectionate injury since ancient times, what's more, snubbing clear autumn festival! Who knows where I am when I am awake tonight? Yang Liuan, Xiaofeng Canyue. " "Thin clouds are mysterious, flying stars spread hatred, and Han Yin was black all the way. Goldwind and Yulu will win, but there are countless people in the world. " -This word is for practicing yoga, and the limbs are soft, delicate and sexy. But Xin Qiji, who can write poems to nourish yin and strengthen yang, actually doesn't want to mix the literary world at all. People's Life was clearly intended to be a bloody martial arts film, but it was misunderstood as a literary film.

1. Impotence Fan in Southern Song Dynasty meets ancient costume Bruce Lee AD 1 162. After the death of the Northern Song Dynasty for thirty-five years, the Zhao Dynasty has been hiding in the south.

Jinan. It is well known that Zhang Anguo held a grand celebration banquet in a mansion ―― years of experience in watching movies tell us that if the character who appeared at the beginning is not handsome and particularly arrogant, then his position is cannon fodder. Yes, Mr. Zhang's life has entered the countdown. After this scene, he can go down for lunch. There are reports that acquaintances are looking for him, and Ann-Zhang Guo, who just stepped out, was caught by a tall * * * and threw it on horseback. * * * riding on horseback, at the speed of magnetic levitation, ran to the south.

And * * * is the youth version of Xin Qiji.

It turns out that Zhang Anguo and Xin Qiji are a group.

Xin Qiji, who was born in the Jin-occupied area, was turned into a war maniac by his grandfather Xin Zan at an early age. He took a war campaign to overthrow the rule of the Jin people as his responsibility, and spent the time of other boys playing World of Warcraft reading Jin Yong's novels and practicing hard.

When Xin Qiji was 22 years old, he finally had the opportunity to legally display his martial arts.

Yan Hongliang, the leader of the Jin people and the best actor of * * *, made great efforts to conquer the Southern Song Dynasty, and all parts of the north took the opportunity to rebel. Xin Qiji sent more than 2,000 brothers to Geng Jing, the leading brother, and agreed to cooperate with the Southern Song Dynasty to fight against nomadic people. As a result, Xin Qiji went to the Southern Song Dynasty to negotiate, and the traitor Zhang Anguo killed Geng Jing and took credit for it. When Xin Qiji learned about it, in a rage, he took 50 younger brothers and more than 50,000 people (500 to 50,000, a kung fu film or a science fiction film, and Xin Qiji was simply an ancient Bruce Lee) into the nomadic camp, captured the traitor Zhang Anguo alive, and brought him back to Jiankang to be executed by the Supreme Court of the Southern Song Dynasty. A group of ninja turtles in the Southern Song Dynasty, where have you seen such a bloody man? They are fresh, and for a time, the crowd became excited: "The strong voice is almost English, and the coward rises for it, and the son sighs when he sees it." Even the emperor himself takes the lead in eulogizing, so why don't you invent all kinds of flattering ways to keep up? Xin Qiji became popular, and laurels such as "National Heroes", "Olympic Athletes" and "Top Ten Outstanding Youth in China" swooshed in and couldn't stop.

In fact, Xin Qiji was restrained, and Zhang Anguo was not killed with one knife. Before, there was another member of their gang, He Shangyi Duan, who stole the seal of the rebel army and escaped because he felt that his position in the gang was too low and he managed too little territory. Xin Qiji caught Duan Yi with his flying skill, but when Duan Yi looked at him, he was murderous and shouted, "I know your truth, but I am green, and I can kill people. Luckily don't kill me. " It is said that Xin Qiji met a fairy in his early years and said that his true identity was "Qing", the blue rhinoceros in ancient legend. He is tall and powerful. You can't imply that he is Niu Wangmo just because he looks strong and black. It is said that if the literati in the Song Dynasty arranged a "A Chinese Odyssey", Xin Qiji played a cow and Liu Yong or Li Yu played an iron fan princess, it would be very tangled.

Is Xin Qiji a rhinoceros after all? This question is too high-end and profound. He "can kill people by force". This question is relatively simple, and the righteous monk verified it with his head.

Killing people is obviously not a problem for Xin Qiji, otherwise people will practice shooting MTV with 18 hands of dragons.

Xin Qiji became an official in the next few decades in the Southern Song Dynasty, and a major focus of impeachment was murder. The emperor sent him to maintain stability-to suppress the uprising army of tea merchants, and to surrender the rebel Lai Zheng Wen. He did nothing wrong. Later, when he was a peace messenger in Hubei, the underworld was rampant and public security was chaotic. He didn't work as a gentle civil servant. He began to "strike hard", stole a cup and beheaded it directly, even avoiding the trial process. This move is tough enough, and local triad members are sad. They wrote a lot of poems and lamented that they were born at the wrong time. We can't afford to hurt those officials who know martial arts and love to kill. 1 187, that is, Xin Qiji was impeached by Wang Lin and was removed from office in the sixth year. Wang Huai, the left prime minister, wanted to report to Song Xiaozong and recommended Xin Qiji. Right Prime Minister Zhou Bida shook his head desperately, and his head was almost broken. Wang Zhun doesn't understand. Xin Qiji is a handsome talent. Why not use him? Zhou Bida said, you are so stupid. It's great to use him. The problem is that those of us with pens are responsible for the lives he killed.

Yes, Xin Qiji is one of the few ruthless figures among the literati in the past dynasties (the last one was Li Bai who mixed the underworld). Even when he was an official, he carried out the broadsword policy with an iron fist, which scared the civil servants in Huairou to cry. Chen Tingzhuo, a native of the Qing Dynasty, said: "Jia Xuan has the possibility to deal with the Eight Famines, but the opportunity does not come. It is often Guo and Li, Yue and Han, and it becomes Huan Wen and Asia. " He thinks that if we send some troops and personnel to Xin Qiji, Xin Qiji may become a traitor like Huan Wen. Unfortunately, the whole Southern Song Dynasty was a fan of impotence, and they were good at sucking up to the humiliating route of cutting land and paying reparations. There was no market for the wind of bloodthirsty brave people.

2. man of iron's tenderness is a girl's * * * Fortunately, Xin Qiji, the literary world in the Southern Song Dynasty will not be ruled by shemale literature ―― hey, some students raised their hands and said, it seems that I am vomiting blood and eulogizing their talents. Oh, this classmate doesn't understand. Have it both ways is a writer's basic professional ethics, okay?

Reading Xin Qiji's words, the biggest feeling is that this fellow has a serious personality split.

Sometimes, he is arrogant and shows off his androgen: "I thought that Jin Ge was an iron horse and swallowed Wan Li like a tiger." ("Song of Eternal Sorrow") "The Taoist priest died as iron as a heart. Look at the test hand and make up the sky. " (He Xinlang) Hero? Men, right? In the gloomy poems of the Southern Song Dynasty, such a sentence is simply Viagra in the literary world. No wonder tens of thousands of people signed on the Internet calling on Xin Qiji to shoot the cover of Princess Huahua, asking him to show off eight abdominal muscles to improve the happiness index of women and homosexuals in the Southern Song Dynasty.

Sometimes he was possessed by Qiong Yao, bringing his melancholy and loneliness to the extreme: "I looked for him in the crowd for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly I looked back, but that man was in the dim light." ("Jade Case") "It is better to eliminate several storms and rush back to spring. I'm afraid that spring has already opened, not to mention countless red flowers. " (fishing)-read these words several times, and don't think they were written by Li Qingzhao or Liu Yong. Uncle Xin sued you for infringement, okay? People can write love letters to you with their talent for writing such awesome military papers as "Ten Treatises on Meiqin" and "Nine Treatises". People make you romantic with cruel killing hands on the battlefield. It is said that ironman's tenderness is a girl's * *. Otherwise, so many combinations of beautiful women and wild animals in love are vegetarians? Just to show girls' enjoyment, there is a fierce lion in front of you, willing to become a poodle with dog legs.

He is sometimes naive, sometimes cute, and sometimes cute, flirting with a mountain, water, grass and trees: "I see how charming Qingshan is, and I expect Qingshan to see me like this." (He Xinlang) "Matsumoto was drunk last night. How about asking Matsumoto if I'm drunk? I'm afraid it is loose. I'll help you. Push it away with my hand and say, "Go! "(Xijiang Moon) This is frankness, this is fun, and this is childlike innocence-as you can imagine, when Mr. Xin was in the boudoir, there must be some drama of role-playing and uniform temptation. You play the doctor and I play the nurse. You play the peddler, I play the chengguan.

What happened? How did this article change from martial arts to * * *?

Xin Qiji's ci is really complicated. The textual research on the details of his love life alone made future experts have a headache, which made the manufacturers of Jingxin oral liquid cheap in vain. China, in particular, has always had a tradition of deifying celebrities. How can a top patriotic poet like Xin Qiji have gossip, gossip, dog blood and * * *? In 90% of the words referring to Xin Qiji, everyone pretends that he is bitter and bitter every day, worried about the country and the people, and his life is extremely difficult. Some people say, how is it difficult to find records about Xin Qiji's sexual life? A literati, a * * *, if there is no erection in the official history and unofficial history-it is not a man, it is a Teletubbies.

Therefore, the persistent predecessors plunged into the historical materials, frantically looking for Xin Qiji's emotional clues, and found this guy full of energy. According to textual research, he has three wives, namely Zhao, Fan and Lin, and at least six concubines are conservatively estimated: Zheng, Zheng, Qing Qing and Fei Qing, all of whose names have unique nightclub charm. Most of these names are textual research from Xin Qiji's ci. "Innocence is jealous of sweet sleep, waking her up and talking in her sleep." "Where is the charming soul and thin shadow? It has always been soft and weak. Sometimes it is called Qingqing when drunk, but it is laughed at by people." Master Xin, you are so busy.

* * * is also necessary, otherwise, how can people keep their inspiration and sustainability in the process of generation? Is it too far-fetched to say that those sensational love words are metaphors of the political situation? Xin Qiji won't listen, so he has to cross over to clarify. His book Nanxiangzi? A dream about traveling by boat is basically a record of an affair on the boat: "I fell asleep when I slept, and I fell asleep when I listened." In the dream, the song ends; Still, Cui sleeve is in sight. Don't put your eyebrows behind you. I want to say that I still have a dream. I only remember burying the grievances of the night before and looking at each other, no matter how lonely people are. Another Song: first frost Corner? Xing Xing is a drunken mess: "Wu Tou Chu Wei, thousands of miles away. Don't talk about old grievances and new enemies, Changting tree, that's it! I'm tired of official tours, and the Jade Man keeps me drunk, so I'll have cold meals tomorrow, so I can live with my ears. "

As for visiting brothels, it can only be regarded as a routine activity of ancient literati. It is said that Xin Qiji and his good friend Liu once went whoring and were jealous with an official. Xin Qiji was so cheap as to oppress the people with officials, which was a serious rip-off ―― I forgot to say that Xin Qiji was quite good at collecting money, which was another key point of his impeachment. He built a villa in his 40 s, and his own design was not very big, covering more than a dozen football fields. Even a well-known celebrity like Zhu went to visit, almost lost her interest in this building and that building, and instantly became Granny Liu. When I went back, I gossiped with the cat that the villa was gorgeous and dazzled him. It seems that Xin Qiji has more than one villa. When he was happy, he built another one next to Park Quan. People's "wise men are like water" did not artificially build a river on the edge of the villa, but built the villa by the water, which was already very temperate. Being his friend is also super cool. He is very generous. As soon as he saw Liu Guo, he gave him 2000 yuan to build a house for Lu You. A colleague's family is poor, and he has no money to bury when he dies. He conveniently gave his colleague a generous gift. He also paid a friend who had died for many years to publish a poem. At that time, the printing conditions were such that publishing a book was almost as expensive as buying a Mercedes-Benz, which was a luxury. Professor Luo Lie of HKU also wrote articles on his financial situation. Scholars have to say very implicitly that maybe, maybe, or, not sure, Xin Qiji is a little bit corrupt, or at least uses his power to make money. Otherwise, he has been idle at home for more than ten years. Why does he live so rich?

Shh, how can a patriotic poet be corrupt? It goes against the mainstream view of history. Everybody cover your ears and pretend not to hear!

In this world, boyfriend love is the second professional ethics of cold joke writers, which is to have some men. Otherwise, there will be no consciousness, no bottom line and no humanity! It's worse than animals for short.

Chen Liang, if your children don't play, I will be scolded to death.

Who is Chen Liang?

Xin Qiji's rumored boyfriend. Chen Liang described Xin Qiji's appearance as "a pair of eyes sharp enough to shine a glorious life, and a pair of shoulders negative enough to bear the weight of the four countries". What is this narrative, this description, not love?

Frankly speaking, in all historical comments, the relationship between Chen Liang and Xin Qiji was discussed in the friendship zone ―― I once believed that I was a teenager. Later, I established a correct outlook on life, only to understand that boyfriend love is a cold joke in this world. I understand a lot of things that I didn't understand before. For example, why did Qu Yuan fall out of favor with Chu Huaiwang and why did Zhuge Liang devote himself to Liu Bei? ...

In fact, the Chen family doesn't look like a victim. He is not gentle at all.

He is a madman. The History of Song Dynasty said that Chen Liang was "born with bright eyes and brilliant teeth". Like to talk about soldiers and wind. Write thousands of words. At the age of 19, he wrote a book on ancient times, published papers such as Chen Jiaqiu's Book and Confucian Classics in national core journals, and was called "Stone Country", which was about equivalent to a panda and a national treasure talent. He is an ordinary scholar, and I don't know which brand has bolder ambitions. He wrote to the emperor three times in a row, demanding that the Southern Song Dynasty rise up, abolish the peace treaty and declare war on Jin. He also asked the emperor to meet him personally so as to discuss specific strategies face to face. This bold hype was very successful and caused a sensation throughout Lin 'an.

Originally, the emperor wanted to give him an official position. As a result, the cat was ungrateful and said that he was going to promote the country, not to seek personal gain. He was free, patted * * and left, free and easy enough.

The most famous date between Xin Qiji and Chen Liang is 1 187. After Xin Qiji was impeached, he was idle at home, depressed and fragile, and needed the comfort of love. So, Chen Liang rushed from Zhejiang to Jiangxi to visit Xin Qiji. Xin Qiji is ill. Seeing the cat's face, he immediately recovered. What power is this? Please fill in the blanks yourself.

This date was originally attended by Zhu. Zhu made an excuse not to come for the time being. Why? Even Zhu, who preaches "justice in nature, killing human desires", knows the basic truth of not being a light bulb ―― by the way, Zhu and Xin Qiji are a little ambiguous and flatter each other, which is really grandiose and daring. However, compared with the interaction between Chen Jia and Xin Qiji, this little gesture is too difficult to shoot.

Xin Qiji and Chen Liang had a warm exchange 10 days, 10 days! They swam in Goose Lake and drank in Piaoquan, and Long song answered. This is the famous "Goose Lake Fair" in the Southern Song Dynasty, which made the dating of two big men a much-told story, and the tolerance of homosexuality in the Southern Song Dynasty almost caught up with that in the Netherlands. After ten days of happiness, the cat had something to do and had to leave. Just one day later, Xin Qiji became lovesick and heartbroken, and took a shortcut to get the cat back. Chasing, chasing, anxious, catching up with the cormorant forest in Luxi River Ferry, it's getting late, the snow is deep and muddy, and the horses and chariots can't move forward. Xin Qiji suddenly became "short of breath". In desperation, he can only drown his sorrows in wine, wishing that the plane could not be invented too late. At this time, if we say that the two are friends, we can only say that the experts are pretending to be pure. ...

Xin Qiji wrote an article in Weibo overnight, expressing his affection for cats with a poem "He Xinlang". "Beauty about light don't. Qingjiang River is frozen in cold weather, and the water depth is frozen. A broken road wheel has four corners where pedestrians pin their bones. Ask who makes you sad? It is wrong to cast today's homesickness, and it is expected to be very hard at first. Long night flute, don't blow! " He made a complaint and blamed the cat for breaking up with himself so easily. Who sent you? You have come and gone, which makes me infinitely sad and annoying now.

During the trip, Chen Liang also lost sleep for several days. Seeing this word in the middle of the night, he was very excited and responded to Sina's feelings. "The tree is so sad. Only you and I have a lot of the same views. Every day, but as long as both sides don't change their original intentions, we don't need to ask more attention. But stop that now, bo ya string off ... "

Xin Qiji replied, "I pity you for dancing at night, and your heart is iron when you die." Look at the tester, fill the sky. "Xin Qiji is heartbroken for the Chen family. Honey, don't be sad. Let's be Nuwa together and repair the broken sky completely. Also! Feel it! People! Yes!

A love letter from two people, very warm. Later, Chen Liang was jailed for murdering a domestic servant, and Xin Qiji used all his contacts in officialdom to save him. After Chen Jia was released from prison, he took part in the imperial examination. He was appointed as the top scholar by the neurotic emperor Song Guangzong and ordered him to be an official in Nanjing. Chen Liang was leaving, but he died suddenly because of an acute illness. Xin Qiji almost collapsed when he learned of his death.

However, Xin Qiji's death was not wonderful. In A.D. 1207, Xin Qiji suddenly opened his eyes and shouted, "Kill the thief! Kill the thief! Kill a thief! " For his death cry, the top management expressed satisfaction, which is what patriotic poets should do.