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Who has the script for episode 80 of 50?
80 Yan Xiaoliu received a transfer order, and Ling Tengyun raided Tongfu Store at night
Backyard - Day
Xiao Bei used a scarecrow to practice concealed weapons. Throwing a stone in, you are excited. Lao Bai was chopping firewood aside.
Beckham: Yeah, I hit it, I hit it.
Lao Bai: (looked at it) It must be quite accurate, but the strength is not enough. In addition to using finger strength, you also have to use wrist strength. (The screen displayed "One day, Yan Xiaoliu received a transfer order and was about to be transferred to the capital.")
Lobby - Day
Everyone sat around the elm table with money.
The shopkeeper: I’ll give you a drink to see you off tonight.
Xiao Liu: No need, we’ll talk about it after the people arrive in two days. We'll do it together to see you off and save you some money.
Xiao Guo: Who is coming?
Xiao Liu: Nonsense, who dares to leave without a successor? Do you know who the next head catcher is?
Everyone: Who is it?
Xiao Liu: Ling Tengyunna.
Kitchen - Day
Wushuang was standing in front of the window as if listening to something, and walked into the kitchen with a big mouth.
Lobby--Sunday
Continue what you just said. Lao Bai, the scholar serves the guests.
Xiao Liu: (slaps the table and gives a thumbs up) That is a resounding golden sign, Xi’an Ling Family, everyone knows about it.
The shopkeeper: You know, three generations of the family are all policemen. (Lao Bai, the scholar also came to listen)
Xiao Liu: This Ling Tengyun is the youngest in their family. Although he is young, his martial arts skills are extremely high. When he was twelve years old, he and others rounded up the Thief Saint and almost got caught. Since then, the Thief Saint has not dared to show his face in Shaanxi.
Kitchen - Day
Big Mouth is also leaning against the window and Wushuang is listening.
Lobby--Sunday
When Xiao Guo heard the word "stealing saint", he clicked his lips.
The shopkeeper: I know that the Ling family is really powerful and they even saved your life. (Lao Bai was cleaning the wine jar and listening)
Everyone: (surprised) Huh?
The shopkeeper: Ten years ago, I went to Xi’an with my father to watch the lanterns. It was just dark, and the street was full of pedestrians. I was accidentally dispersed by the crowd, so I cried and looked for my dad. Suddenly, a masked man in black rushed over. Are you going to kill me?
Xiao Guo: (strange expression) Wow. Ouch, that’s not right. How old were you ten years ago?
Xiucai: How old are you?
The shopkeeper: Twelve years old, (everyone was speechless) Fourteen years old. (Everyone is silent) Maybe he was sixteen, I can’t remember clearly.
Xiao Liu: How stupid. Wouldn’t it be clearer if you subtract ten from your current age?
The shopkeeper: (hurriedly, stood up) Do you still want to hear the story?
Xiao Liu: (with a smile) Think about it, and then talk about it.
The shopkeeper: Well, I was so frightened at the time, (grabbing Lao Bai’s hand) that before I could even shout something offensive, my mouth was blocked by that person. (Lao Bai blocked the shopkeeper's mouth with his hands) After struggling twice, (Lao Bai locked the shopkeeper's throat) That's it. That person used his thumb, index finger and middle finger (gesturing with his hand) to press my throat.
Xiucai: Can’t we just say chokehold?
The shopkeeper: It was a chokehold. After a while, I only heard two whooshing sounds, and the masked man let out a miserable howl, covered his hands and ran away. Later, I found out that it was Ling. The brothers were chasing a thief. The thief originally wanted to take Fu as a hostage, but the Ling brothers fired concealed weapons and saved Fu.
Xiao Guo: Oh, then you haven’t thought about promising yourself or anything?
The shopkeeper: I want to promise it, but I am willing to take it. (Lao Bai throws the rag on the table) If you don't want to give it, you hate the police the most in your life.
Xiao Liu: (holding a knife) What do you mean?
The shopkeeper: I didn’t mention you, Zhantang, aren’t you jealous?
Lao Bai: No, I’m fine. I’m in jail.
Xiao Guo: Wow wow wow, wow wow wow.
The shopkeeper: It will cause trouble, and I can’t do anything. Just go to work.
Shang Dao: Pour the wine.
The shopkeeper's room - day
The shopkeeper was putting on makeup when Lao Bai opened the door and entered.
Lao Bai: I’ve thought about Xiangyu. We have to leave this time.
Shopkeeper: (confused) Where are you going?
Lao Bai: Hanzhong, don’t you just want to go home for the New Year? I'll accompany you. (Lao Bai sits down, the two of them are in raptures) Now that Ling Tengyun is here, how can I still mess around?
The shopkeeper: When the Chinese New Year comes to our house, many police officers come to pay New Year greetings. (Put the package in the locker) You only need to deal with one person here, but there will be a lot when you return to Hanzhong. My father will definitely take you everywhere to show off your innocence. (Imitates Father Tong's tone) This is my son-in-law, haha...he's a master of martial arts, yes, show me your sunflower acupuncture skills. what to do?
Old Bai: Just play, it’s better to play like a monkey anywhere than to be scared here.
Shopkeeper: (sit down) Why did you forget? We have a get-out-of-jail-free card.
Lao Bai: (walking back and forth) Excuse me, but he can't help being frightened. As soon as I heard his name, I broke out in a cold sweat. When I saw him, I broke out in a cold sweat again. This big thing In winter, can you bear to freeze me to death?
Shopkeeper: Okay, let me ask Xiaobei’s opinion first.
Old Bai: You don’t need to ask, Xiaobei is packing his things. You also hurry up and pack up. I've prepared the carriage. We'll set off early tomorrow morning, ah.
The shopkeeper: Ah.
Old Bai: Clean up, I’ll go see Xiaobei. (Lao Bai comes out of the house, the shopkeeper's thoughts)
Lobby--Sunday
The rooster crows, the elm table is full of luggage, and the shopkeeper walks downstairs. Lao Bai pulled Xiao Bei to the lobby. Xiaobei was still a little sleepy.
Lao Bai: Come on, Xiaobei, hurry up. Is there any luggage upstairs?
Shopkeeper: Why are you so anxious? Um, I also want to wash my face.
Lao Bai: Let’s wash it on the road.
The shopkeeper: No.
Old Bai: Okay, I'll boil the water. (Turns around and runs to the kitchen)
Xiao Bei: You told me earlier. If you call me so early, I will go back to the house and take a nap. (Lao Bai ran back to hold Xiao Bei in his arms)
Lao Bai: No, no, no, no, kid, go to sleep after you’re on the road. Be obedient. (Xiao Bei tried hard to get away)
Xiao Bei: No.
Lao Bai: We are on the road and we can sleep as long as we want. (The screams of multiple women were heard outside the inn, and Lao Bai was stunned. Ling Tengyun opened the door and entered the inn. The three of them, Xiao Bei, the shopkeeper of Lao Bai, were together)
Ling Tengyun: (Salute with a knife) I'm new here, please take care of me. (Close to the door, rush out) Stop chasing, don’t make a fuss.
Xiao Liu: (slapping the door) Open the door, open the door, open the door, who forced you to fall out? Open the door quickly.
Ling Tengyun: Who are you?
The shopkeeper: Xiaoliu, the head Yan in our town. (The shopkeeper opens the door)
Xiao Liu: (Excited) Oh my god, there are a bunch of girls standing at the entrance of the alley, all 17 or 18 years old, holding flowers and light sticks in their hands. (The shopkeeper pointed towards Ling Tengyun, Xiao Liu turned to look at him) Who is this person?
Ling Tengyun: (Salutes) I, Ling Tengyun, pay my respects to Yan Baotou.
Xiao Liu: (with a smile on his face) Welcome, why are you here now? Come, come, sit, sit, sit.
Ling Tengyun: Don’t mention it again, I’m being chased all the way.
Xiao Liu: Who is chasing you?
Ling Tengyun: (sitting down) Well, I escaped for three days and three nights. I traveled day and night to get here, and I didn't sleep a wink for three days. (Someone outside shouted "Tengyun Tengyun, I miss you, I dream about you every night" Ling rushed outside the door) Shut up.
Xiao Liu: (walks to the door) Who is this? What’s the noise? Who is this? (Someone outside shouted "Tengyun Tengyun, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, Tengyun Tengyun, I miss you, and dream of you every night")
Ling Tengyun: Yan Captou, this is Your territory, (pull Xiaoliu aside), you must make the decision for it. It's all up to you, thank you.
Xiao Liu: Don’t worry, this matter will be taken care of by me. Who is this? What is this? (Leaving the inn) Be quiet, be quiet, I am the only head catcher in this town, Yan Xiaoliu.
Fan B: Go away, we only want Ling Tengyun. (Someone outside shouted "Tengyun Tengyun, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, Tengyun Tengyun, I miss you and dream of you every night")
Xiao Liu: I warn you, be quiet , Anjing, go home quickly, or follow me back to the Yamen.
Don't blame me for being rude if you don't disperse.
Fan B: Go away. (Xiaoliu got into a fight with the fans. After a while, Xiaoliu opened the door and entered the inn with tattered clothes)
Lao Bai: Xiaoliu Xiaoliu.
Xiao Liu: Oh my god, these little girls are really awesome.
Lao Bai: Xiaoliu, hurry up, hurry up. (Lao Bai helps Xiaoliu sit down)
Xiaoliu: Don’t worry, most of them have withdrawn, and there are still a small number of die-hard fans. We can defeat them one by one.
Ling Tengyun: (stands up and salutes) Yan Captou, I’m sorry for you, but feel free to speak if you can be of use to me in the future. Shattered to pieces, no matter what.
Xiao Liu: (returning the gift) You’re welcome, you’re welcome. Come, come, sit, sit, sit. (Lao Bai opens the door, Fan A enters the inn holding a bouquet of flowers, Lao Bai closes the door)
Fan A: Is Ling Tengyun here? (Xiao Liu was frightened and ran to the stairs shouting)
Ling Tengyun: Who are you?
Fan A: I heard that he is a handsome guy with a lot of brilliance. Blind people can regain their sight just by looking at him, so I will give it a try.
Lao Bai: Oh my god, how pitiful. Is this a fan? (Hands gesture in front of fan A’s eyes)
Fan A: Are you Ling Tengyun?
Lao Bai: I... (Ling Tengyun ran to Lao Bai and signaled Lao Bai to stop talking)
Ling Tengyun: It’s him, it’s him.
Fan A: I have been picking this bouquet of flowers all morning, and I give it to you.
Old Bai: Thank you.
Fan A: Can I touch you?
Old Bai: You... touch... (looks back at the shopkeeper) Touch, touch. (Fan A touches Lao Bai)
Fan A: He seems not as handsome as the legend says.
The shopkeeper: Girl, you are still young and do not have mature aesthetics yet.
Old Bai: Hey, yes.
Fan A: Sorry, I'm blind. Maybe I shouldn't come this time. There are not so many miracles in the world. (Turns around and touches the door)
Ling Tengyun: Wait a minute, woman.
Shopkeeper: Wait a minute.
Ling Tengyun: Woman, I’m sorry, I lied to you just now. In fact, I am Ling Tengyun. Just touch your forehead. (Walks up to Fan A)
Old Bai: Yes, he is.
Shopkeeper: Touch it, touch it. (Fan A touches Ling)
Fan A: Yeah, you fell into the trap, I finally touched you. (Open the door and leave the inn)
Ling Tengyun: (Close the door) Who are these people? Who are these people? (Going to the counter, Fan B hung a sign on his chest and opened the door. Xiaoliu screamed when he saw this. Fan B jumped up to Ling Tengyun)
Fan B: It’s me, brother Teng Yun , it’s me. (Ling walks around the elm table) Don't leave, you're not so heartless, are you?
Old Bai: Stop it. (Lao Bai and Xiao Liu hold Fan B, and Fan B holds Xiao Liu’s head)
Fan B: Go away, brother Teng Yun.
Ling Tengyun: Who are you? Um, do I know you?
Fan B: Go away, (pushing Xiaoliu away) I followed you all the way from Xi'an to here. I just want to ask you two questions.
Ling Tengyun: Just ask, and go home immediately after asking.
Fan A: I will get married when I go back.
Ling Tengyun: Congratulations.
Fan A: But before I get married, I want to ask you, can you marry me?
Ling Tengyun: No, can you go back?
Fan A: Wait, can I borrow a pen and paper?
The shopkeeper: There is one at the counter, can you get it yourself? (Fan B goes to the counter) What should you write? What are you writing about?
Fan B: I have to write down every word of every word that brother Teng Yun said to me. Who are you? Do I know you? (Speaking and writing) Go ahead and go home as soon as you’re done. Congratulations, no, can you go back? Brother Tengyun, these are twenty-seven characters. Can you give me one more character to make up the auspicious number?
Ling Tengyun: Get lost...
Fan B: Thank you, Brother Tengyun, don’t worry, I will remember these twenty-eight words for the rest of my life, (to Xiaoliu) Get out of here. (Chong Ling) Forever, Brother Tengyun, thank you.
(Going out of the door, the shopkeeper closes the door) Ah, brother Teng Yun signed it for me.
Ling Tengyun: Well, I’m sorry everyone.
Xiao Liu: It’s terrible. (There is a knock on the door)
Xiao Guo: Open the door. Why should you close the door in broad daylight? Open the door, open the door, open the door... (Ling opened the door, Xiao Guo was a little surprised when he saw it) Ouch.
Ling Tengyun: Girl, please, can you respect yourself a little more.
The shopkeeper: Ling Captou.
Ling Tengyun: (to the shopkeeper) You don’t need to explain. (To Xiao Guo) Being handsome with a long forehead is not a problem with your forehead, but it is your problem if you judge people by their appearance. Don’t you feel ashamed?
Xiao Guo: What did you say? Who is this person?
Ling Tengyun: Okay, okay, you don’t have to pretend, what are you pretending to do?
The shopkeeper: Ling Captou.
Ling Tengyun: Let me tell you, you are quite good-looking, why can’t you go back and marry someone properly? There is no drama between us.
The shopkeeper: Ling Captou.
Ling Tengyun: Alright, shopkeeper, you don’t need to explain anymore. Well, I know you sympathize with them and feel sorry for them. But to be honest with you, you are hurting them by doing this, you know? I have done my best to be kind and righteous. As for you, you can go back and forth from wherever you are. If you dare to pester me again, don't blame me and ask Yan Shaotou to take you back to the Yamen. (Lao Bai is wiping Xiao Liu’s wound)
Xiao Liu: I will take care of whoever I love, but I don’t dare to recruit her.
Shopkeeper: This is Xiao Guo, from our store. And the famous lady already has an owner, so don’t worry.
Ling Tengyun: Ah, oh. (Salutes to Xiao Guo) I'm sorry for offending, I'm Ling Tengyun.
Xiao Guo: Tsk. (Going to the backyard)
Shopkeeper: Ling Captou, please stay in our store for two days first. It’s free. After you complete the handover, you can find a place to live by yourself, okay?
Ling Tengyun: Great, thank you very much.
The shopkeeper: It doesn’t matter.
Ling Tengyun: Hey, you’re not single, are you?
The shopkeeper: Don’t get me wrong, I want to keep you because you are a member of the township party. Nothing else, this is Lao Bai, my boyfriend.
Lao Bai: (Salutes) Bai Zhantang.
Ling Tengyun: Have I seen you somewhere?
Lao Bai: (turns around to wipe Xiao Liu’s wound) Impossible. (Xiao Liu cried out in pain after rubbing it)
Ling Tengyun: You look very much like a distant cousin.
Old Bai: Ha, you really know how to tell a joke. Come, guest officer, please come upstairs. (The two go upstairs)
Guest room - Japan
Lao Bai opened the door of the guest room and the two entered the guest room.
Old Bai: This is the room, come in.
Ling Tengyun: The decoration here is quite unique. (Lao Bai closes the guest room door) It looks rough on the outside, but it's quite delicate on the inside.
Lao Bai: You are too polite. If you need anything, just say it. By the way, do you need to boil some water and take a bath?
Ling Tengyun: (sitting down) No, if you want to wash it, you can wash it yourself, thank you.
Lao Bai: Don’t be too polite. Now that you are here, you are one of your own. (Pouring tea) From now on, we still rely on you to take care of us.
Ling Tengyun: Take care of each other, Brother Bai, where are you from?
Lao Bai: Jianghu people, haha. I was born outside the customs, and I have been wandering around since I grew up, so I can’t say where I am from.
Ling Tengyun: I was born and grew up in Xi’an. Well, this is my first time traveling far away. (Swinging the knife on the table, the tea cup fell under the table, Lao Bai caught the tea cup, Ling saw this) Brother Bai reacted quickly enough.
Lao Bai: Oh, this is what you practice as a waiter.
Ling Tengyun: Brother Bai, can you look at your hands? (Pull Lao Bai to sit on the bed) Come on, come on, sit down. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very knowledgeable about palmistry.
Old Bai: Really? They read my palm for me and said that my career line is average, my life line is quite long, and my love line is a bit blurry.
Ling Tengyun: Well, just looking around, why are you so nervous?
Old Bai: Am I nervous? (The two laugh)
Ling Tengyun: Brother Bai, please excuse me, but you will have eighteen wives in your life.
Old Bai: Haha, what nonsense? Eighteen, what else?
Ling Tengyun: Eighteen is not enough, is it too greedy?
Old Bai: You misunderstood me. I mean, what else have you seen besides love luck?
Ling Tengyun: There’s nothing else, but I’m afraid I’ll be jailed. Just kidding, don't worry, you will become rich after the age of forty.
Lao Bai: Oh, then I will borrow your good words. Don't worry, I will definitely benefit from you if I become rich.
Ling Tengyun: Really? It’s a deal.
Lao Bai: (Both shake hands) It’s a deal. In this case, you rest first while I get busy.
Ling Tengyun: Okay, thank you, Brother Bai, we have agreed. Get rich, get rich, but it's best not to get ill-gotten gains. (Lao Bai squeezes out a smile) Haha, let's go. (Lao Bai opens the guest room door, goes out, and closes the guest room door)
Backyard - Day
The shopkeeper, Wu Shuang, and Xiao Bei collected the corn, and Xiao Guo entered from the lobby backyard.
Wushuang: Xiao Guo, how do you feel when you see Ling Captou?
Xiao Guo: Two words, boring. I have never seen such a narcissistic person in my life. (Sitting on the well)
Shopkeeper: Stop talking nonsense, that is a misunderstanding. Well, I think Ling Captou is pretty good.
Wushuang: How about compared with Xiaoliu?
The shopkeeper: There is no comparison. They are not on the same path at all. Xiaoliu is a grass chicken, and others are like peacocks.
Xiao Bei: Haha, don’t tease my sister-in-law. You said that Xiaoliu is a grass chicken. I agree with this. It’s true. That person is just a reed chicken at best.
Xiao Guo: Xiao Bei, just to tell you what I said, I will wrap the candied hawsers this month.
Xiao Bei: (high fives with Xiao Guo) Yeah.
The shopkeeper: (to Wushuang) If you are worried, you can contact me first before talking.
Xiao Guo: Don’t contact me. Wushuang, believe me. This person is just like an embroidered pillow, with gold and jade on the outside and inside.
Shopkeeper: Okay, okay. (Lao Bai enters the backyard from the lobby)
Lao Bai: It would be great if that were the case. Xiangyu quickly packed her things, hurry up.
The shopkeeper: What are you packing? Why do you still want to leave?
Old Bai: If you don’t leave, it will be too late. Xiaobei pack your things quickly.
Xiao Bei: What are you doing?
The shopkeeper: They didn’t recognize you, you looked scared.
Lao Bai: Let me tell you, this kid is definitely not a good person. You can see from his eyes that he looks like a knife, which makes me feel uncomfortable all over.
The shopkeeper: That’s your psychological effect. (Looking at Lao Bai’s longing eyes) Okay, okay, let’s talk about it when we go back to the house, you are the person. (To the Wushuang trio) Work.
Old Bai: Hurry up, pack your things, hurry up.
The shopkeeper's room - Japan
The shopkeeper: (holding the sign) This is a get-out-of-jail-free card. Show it to Capt. Ling if he comes to harass you. Don't you believe he still dares to go against the imperial court? (Sit down)
Old Bai: (Get up) This guy must know something, Xiangyu, don’t forget that we have fought against each other. Just thinking about this made me sweat all over.
The shopkeeper: That happened so many years ago, people have even forgotten your appearance.
Old Bai: He definitely hasn’t forgotten, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to say such things. What a distant cousin, do you believe it?
The shopkeeper: I believe it. If he wanted to arrest you, why didn’t he do it just now?
Lao Bai: He is observing and making judgments. He will make sure there is no danger before taking action. Like a leopard hunting. Stop drinking and leave quickly. Hurry up.
The shopkeeper: Zhantang, it’s not that I don’t want to leave. You can leave at any time if you want. I also want to go home and take a look. (Sitting on the bed)
Old Bai: (hurriedly) Then leave quickly.
The shopkeeper: Oh, just listen and finish what you said. Well, the reason why we stayed was because we did nothing wrong. There is no need to hide, let the past pass. If anything happens, let's face it together. We can't hide anymore, no.
Old Bai: Okay, let me tell you something, but you promise not to lose your temper after listening to it.
The shopkeeper: I promise, just tell me.
Old Bai: Come here. (The shopkeeper stood up, walked to the table and sat down, Lao Bai also sat down) You were kidnapped by a big man in black ten years ago, right?
The shopkeeper: Yes.
Old Bai: Do you know who that person is?
Shopkeeper: Who is it?
Old Bai: It’s me.
Rope Skipping Notes
When Dazui skipped rope, Xiaoliu also wanted to play, but Dazui refused. Xiaoliu drew a knife and forced Dazui to jump with Xiaoliu. In the end The two of them were tied together by a rope while they were dancing, so they had no choice but to walk.
The shopkeeper's room - Japan
Old Bai: Ten years ago you were small and skinny, like a sick chicken. I was only 1.8 meters tall at the time. I definitely didn’t lie to you.
The shopkeeper: (gritting his teeth) Bai Zhantang.
Lao Bai: You said you wouldn’t be angry. Besides, there were so many people on the street at that time, so I randomly grabbed a dry and black one. I didn't know it was you.
The shopkeeper: That means we are destined to meet each other. Suddenly we met several years in advance. Oh yeah, (excited) sit on the bed. (Lowers his mouth)
Lao Bai: (stands up) Are you confused, or do you have another plan?
The shopkeeper: What are you so angry about? At that time, we had nothing to do with each other, and you didn't kill each other, so you were polite enough.
Lao Bai: (sitting on the bed) That’s what I’m talking about. How much do you remember about the situation at that time?
The shopkeeper: I remember, you grabbed my forehead, blocked my mouth with your hands, then made two whooshing noises, and then ran away with your hands covered.
Lao Bai: The key lies in the two whooshing sounds. The first sound is a walnut, which hits your left eye.
The shopkeeper: (closes left eye) My left eye?
Lao Bai: Yes, after hitting your left eye, you will have a strong struggle due to the severe pain. At this time, he sent out a second walnut. This group of detectives would do this when encountering hostages.
The shopkeeper: At that time, my left eye was not injured.
Old Bai: If you are injured, you will be a one-eyed dragon.
The shopkeeper: What’s going on?
Lao Bai: That’s because when the first walnut came out, I caught it with my hand. At this moment, the second walnut hit my hand. I saw this scar. No? Ling Tengyun said he was looking for palm reading, but in fact he was looking for this scar.
Shopkeeper: Is it too sensitive?
Old Bai: Xiangyu, that is a family of spies. Just from his attitude towards the hostages, it can be seen that he is not a good person by any means to achieve his goals.
Shopkeeper: So you grew up among thieves, what kind of person are you?
Lao Bai: These are completely different things. Anyway, I have said everything that needs to be said. It’s up to you to figure out what to do.
Lobby--Sunday
Ling went downstairs and saw Xiao Guo carrying two jars of wine and walked up to chat with him.
Ling Tengyun: Miss Guo is polite. Miss Guo, please help you.
Xiao Guo: No need, I have my own hands. (Ling reaches out to help) What are you doing? I told you there is no need for it. (Xiao Guo puts down two jars of wine and turns around to see Ling crying) Why are you crying? Don’t cry, don’t cry, just sit, sit, sit. (Laling sits down and talks to the diners) It’s good to eat and drink well. (To Ling) Why are you crying? Can you please pay attention to the impact in broad daylight? You are a head catcher. (Pour water)
Ling Tengyun: Miss Guo, do you know? Growing up, there were two people who yelled like this. One is my mother and the other is you. Can you understand how I feel now?
Xiao Guo: I don’t seem to understand.
Ling Tengyun: All women regard him as a handsome guy.
Xiao Guo: I don’t think you are handsome.
Ling Tengyun: That’s the problem. You treat me as a person.
Xiao Guo: (Confused) People?
Ling Tengyun: Yes, an ordinary person of flesh and blood. For this, Miss Guo can only say thank you. I hope you will always stay like this. Don't give me a good look, and don't fall in love with me, otherwise I will be very disappointed.
Xiao Guo: OK, OK, I’ll try my best.
(Xiao Guo gets up to work)
Ling Tengyun: (fanning fan) Miss Guo, by the way, is there a rouge shop near you?
Xiao Guo: Go out from the alley entrance and turn right.
Ling Tengyun: Turn right at the entrance of the alley. Don’t leave, girl. Well, if you want to buy a bottle of toner at a rouge store, what do you need to bring?
Xiao Guo: No, no, I don’t care about this.
Ling Tengyun: You are not particular. Miss Guo, can I ask you something? Just let me help you for once, okay?
Xiao Guo: No need. (He poured water for the diners and walked to the counter, with Ling following him)
Ling Tengyun: I have offended you before, so I will let you know if you can help me just once. If you don't let me help you, you will be in a bad mood this day. If you are in a bad mood, the skin on your forehead will be very bad, and wrinkles and forehead lines will appear.
Xiao Guo: (impatient) OK, OK, just shut up. (Quietly) Come on, come on, if you really want to help me, can you send me those two jars of wine to the kitchen? Thank you.
Ling Tengyun: Wine?
Xiao Guo: Yes, yes, just those two altars.
Ling Tengyun: No problem, (walks to the wine vat and points to two jars of wine) Is this it?
Xiao Guo: Yes, yes.
Ling Tengyun: (picking up the wine jar) Okay, let’s go to that forehead. (He walks to the kitchen, singing a tune, while Lao Bai and the shopkeeper upstairs keep watching. After Ling puts away the wine, he returns to the lobby, and Xiao Guo goes to the counter) Miss Guo has put the wine down for you, do you have any other instructions? (Xiao Guo rushes to the backyard) Don’t leave. I'm afraid he's too handsome because of his long forehead. (Xiao Liu is dressed in casual clothes and Wushuang enters the inn with a baggage) Yan Captou.
Xiao Liu: (Salutes) Ling Captou.
Backyard - Day
Xiao Bei used the scarecrow to practice concealed weapons. He missed every time and became a little anxious, so he threw a handful of stones out. Ling happened to come from the lobby and took them. piece.
Ling Tengyun: Little girl, this is not how darts are practiced.
Xiao Bei: (The two stood near the millstone) Then please teach me how to chop my legs like that?
Ling Tengyun: You are very humorous. How about playing with you for a while, little girl?
Xiao Bei: Yes, you should find someone else to play with. I still have to practice.
Ling Tengyun: Little girl, I heard that Yue Songtao of the Huashan Sect was defeated by you?
Xiao Bei: (clears throat) Those are all things of the past, so don’t mention the past. That Miangua is not in my sight at all. (Sitting on the well, Ling sits on the edge of the millstone)
Ling Tengyun: I didn’t expect that although you are young, your tone is not young. Well, I was much more humble than you when I was your age.
Xiao Bei: Were you ever the boss when you were a child?
Ling Tengyun: No.
Xiao Bei: (disdainfully) Have you ever been the leader of the Five Mountains Alliance?
Ling Tengyun: Not even that, but I have rounded up the Thief Saint, and I almost succeeded.
Xiao Bei: It's a battle between masters. Even if it's just a tiny bit different, it's the difference between life and death. Only a coward would make such an excuse.
Ling Tengyun: Yes. (Throwing a stone, it hit a gourd not far away)
Xiao Bei: (Excited) You...that wrist is so strong.
Ling Tengyun: It’s not about wrist strength but finger strength. Let me tell you, it’s easy to miss if you just rely on wrist strength. Um, when I was a kid practicing this skill, I was often beaten.
Xiao Bei: So is your family very cruel to you?
Ling Tengyun: I was very fierce when I was a child, but when I grew up, no one cared about me.
Xiao Bei: It’s great to grow up. I also want to grow up quickly.
Ling Tengyun: (stands up) Little girl, as the saying goes, (starts singing) the years are like flying knives, and the knives make people grow old, and then look back and grow old. (Confession) How many people spend their whole lives trying to hit the target. They missed the target once, but they don’t want to miss it a second time. (Raise your hand and hit the scarecrow in the head with a dart)
Beckham: Wow.
Lobby - Night
Everyone was preparing food and drinks, Xiao Liu helped Ling to the table.
The shopkeeper: Xiaobei, Xiaobei has eaten. Big mouth, don't sit here and warm up the wine.
Ling Tengyun: It’s not hot. I like to drink cold wine.
Big Mouth: Why drink cold wine on a cold day? Let’s warm up this jar first. (Turns around and goes to the kitchen)
Xiao Guo: Eat, eat.
Ling Tengyun: I personally poured wine for everyone. Brother Bai, how about we finish this bottle? Not a drop is allowed to be left.
Lao Bai: OK, guests from far away will listen to you. (Pouring Lao Bai wine)
Ling Tengyun: Come on, come on, let’s do it. (Pours wine for Xiaoliu) Yan catches the head, Yan catches the head.
Xiao Liu: Thank you, thank you.
Ling Tengyun: Oops, Ling Yun has caused too much trouble for everyone when he got here. If I'm sorry, I really don't have the shame to say it. If, if everyone is willing to forgive me, and (pouring wine to the shopkeeper), if you don’t mind me, we will drink the wine, what do you think?
Wushuang: Thank you Ling Captou.
Xiao Guo: OK.
Shopkeeper: Everyone pick up the wine glasses. This drink is, firstly, a farewell party for Xiaoliu. The second is to catch the wind for soaring clouds, come and do it. (Everyone clinks glasses)
Xiao Guo: Eat vegetables, eat vegetables.
Lao Bai: Come on, come on, eat.
Ling Tengyun: Brother Bai, come, let me toast you alone. If you hadn't done the acupoints, I'm afraid this leg would have been finished early.
Old Bai: It’s too exaggerated. (Ling pours wine for Lao Bai)
Ling Tengyun: Come on, do it.
Old Bai: Come on, let’s walk. (Drink it all, Big Mouth comes from the kitchen)
Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, do we have any wine here? I scalded the wine.
Shopkeeper: What are you talking about? Why does wine burn?
Big Mouth: When I scald the wine with boiling water, its taste changed. It’s so sexy.
Lao Bai: (Everyone is confused) Bring the wine and let me smell it.
Big Mouth: What do you smell? The kitchen now smells like a latrine.
Lao Bai: Go quickly. (Throwing the cup on the table)
Big Mouth: Okay, okay, then you wait.
Ling Tengyun: Drink, come on, Brother Bai, pour some.
Big Mouth: Whoever likes to smell can smell it. (Everyone covers their noses)
Lao Bai: If I guess correctly, this is the secret recipe of the Ling family in Xi'an.
Ling Tengyun: (Everyone panics) The Thief Saint is indeed well-deserved.
Xiao Liu: Thief... Thief Saint, who is the Thief Saint?
Kitchen--Night
Xiao Bei entered the kitchen.
Lobby - Night
Ling Tengyun: Do you really not know or do you pretend not to know? This Master Bai is the legendary thief Bai Yutang.
Kitchen - Night
Stand at the window near the lobby and eavesdrop.
Lobby--Night
Everyone fell down one after another.
Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, Liu'er, what's going on with Lao Bai?
Ling Tengyun: (Knocking Dazui unconscious with one palm) I didn’t want to take action so soon. But there is no way. That's how it is with Zhaqing Powder. It smells as soon as it is heated.
Old Bai: Tell me, what do you want?
Ling Tengyun: Of course I want you. When I found out you were a Thief Saint, I was so happy that my palms were itchy. I originally wanted to capture you, but I wasn't completely sure. So I had to take the medicine. I didn't expect that Miss Guo was so vigilant.
Lao Bai: Don’t touch her, they are not from the world. Something is coming at me.
Ling Tengyun: Okay, Brother Bai is indeed very powerful in martial arts. They become like this after one drink, but you can actually last this long after two drinks.
Lao Bai: Aren’t you holding on till now? As far as I know, there is no antidote for Jiaqing Powder.
Ling Tengyun: Yes, that’s why I cut my leg. What? Still don’t understand? Let me tell you, this is not a toner, this is a bottle of powerful chili oil. (After that, he applied chili oil to the wound and let out a scream) Severe pain can wake him up. This is the only solution.
Old Bai: You are quite ruthless.
Ling Tengyun: When I asked you to count your forehead, it was to test your martial arts. I didn't expect your martial arts to be so high. To be honest, I would definitely not be able to beat you with just three or five moves. Why haven't you fallen yet?
Lao Bai: Because I didn’t drink at all.
(Ling Ruan sits on the bench) You have a good mind, but your eyesight is a bit poor.
Ling Tengyun: I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect that I would fall short again this time.
Lao Bai: Let me ask you, how did you recognize me?
Ling Tengyun: When I first saw you, I thought you looked familiar, so I deliberately knocked over the cup after entering the room. I didn't expect that your martial arts skills are indeed high, but I'm still not sure because there are too many people with high martial arts skills.
Lao Bai: Until you found this scar on my hand.
Ling Tengyun: Not bad.
Kitchen - Night
Xiao Bei picked up a stone on the ground, looking confident.
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