Ipartment's funny quotations

The complete works of funny quotations from ipartment.

I believe everyone has seen ipartment, because there are too many classic and funny words in it. The following is the complete collection of funny quotations from ipartment that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1, bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have.

I will definitely call you when I get married next time.

3. fly and shout:? Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment, time is tight and the task is heavy. We must work hard and not make any mistakes. You got it?

4, customs clearance, in the rivers and lakes, my fair lady, how are you?

5. Guan Gu: (In the video) Zhang Wei is a high-end lawyer. (Zhang Wei takes a selfie in a raincoat)

6. Zhang Wei sissy: How can a big boy gossip? This is a normal conditioned reflex of our girls. I hate it. You don't care about these details.

7. Zhang Wei: Like us girls.

8. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

9. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

10, Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops. (qq signature is funny)

1 1, my surname is Huang and my name is Huifeng. . .

12, I used to apologize to others, but I can use my watch. . . A box of sashimi. . . A balloon. .

13, Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

14, get the hall, get the kitchen, kill Trojan horses, climb the fence, drive a car, afford a house, beg a mistress, and beat hooligans.

15, Yifei: I have only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it volatilizes, but I have never heard that it will stink when it volatilizes. Meijia: You are so strong.

16. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

17, Nolan: Medicine? Medicine? Ceng Xiaoxian: Chikro.

18, Guangu: If you are hungry, eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce.

19, help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

20. Guangu: Longlong, you are a poor year, forever and ever. (Complete Collection of Corporate Slogans)

2 1, the angel is with you

22. Fortunately, it's not red wine, otherwise my clothes would be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

23. Meeting and parting are like a turn. After a turn, it becomes a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

My wife likes penguins, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos.

25. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

26, hitting people is not advocated, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

27, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.

28. Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and grass. Yifei: Just kill him.

29. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed by a dog. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal world

30. Meijia: Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

3 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

32. Zi Qiao: Now, your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. The action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to sit here and wait for death.

Zi Qiao: Landlord, let's come in. Don't get me wrong, landlord, we are here to see you for the last time. Guan Gu: Landlord, I have to say that your head is so big that the four of us together can't save the landlord. Zhang Wei: Landlord, please hold on. Yifei: I'm offline.

35, not for the purpose of marriage' love is playing hooligans.

36. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

37. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

38. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze voice) Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Did Hu Yifei tell you to draw a line with me? Zhang Qiao: No, we were just chatting. (Both nod at the same time)

Hu Yifei: Sekiya Chinki, how to use this crazy.

4 1, I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I only love my cheap brother, perfect feelings.

42. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

44. Zhang Wei: (Er Kang's voice) Last time I met you for the first time in Wang.

45. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi, balloon anger read together: angry is not good.

46. Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

47. If you are quiet, you will be a virgin.

48. Zi Qiao: Does it itch? Zhang Wei: Hmm. Zi Qiao: According to my years of clinical experience, this is three mosquito packs biting together. Ceng Xiaoxian: I still have six packs of mosquitoes to bite together.

49. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is redundant.

50. A good boy is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

5 1, good, good, good.

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