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With such a child, I really hope this is enough!

I am Tang, aged 76, with two children and three daughters. I originally lived in Group 5, He Jie Village, Nanyang Town, Yancheng City, and now I live in Room 304, Building 8, Yuehe Community, Xincheng Street, Yancheng Economic Development Zone.

In the early years, our village was poor, and my family was particularly poor. In order to survive, my sister-in-law moved her family to Tuanwa Village, 30 miles away. Because Tuanwa Village is a little rich, they have solved the problem of food and clothing since then.

When my brother moved away, the responsibility of taking care of the elderly naturally fell on my shoulders.

At that time, I was young, only 18 years old. Although I am married, I am actually a teenager. It is not so much taking care of the elderly as taking care of us. To put it bluntly, there is a mutual concern. In the words of parents: call' big partners to court; The lame help the blind walk. "

Parents' heart is bodhisattva's heart, and the kindness of raising is unparalleled. Fingers biting, it hurts.

My brother moved away, and my parents blamed the poverty dome on their incompetence. From then on, it was not until the elder brother's family had plenty of food and clothing that Lacrimosa was relieved.

In order to help my brother build a house, my father went to the grass beach downstream of Xinyang Sluice for a few days in cold weather. It was a cold day and a day of spring flowers. Finally, he succeeded. He saved enough grass and thatch for his brother to build a house. In addition, he also helped me build a house, which solved the urgent need of' big rain and small leakage'. Eliminates the pain of "sweeping the floor by the wind and lighting the bright moon"

With the passage of time, my brothers and sisters and I have become many children, and everyone is struggling in the plight of ten years of famine. If my brother and I are in trouble, my sisters are even more difficult, especially my third sister, who is miserable. My parents are worried, and they often talk about it, which makes him very worried about you. At that time, my father was still young and took turns to visit my elder sister, third sister, fourth sister and pink sister. My second sister is in Suzhou, and I can only know by letter that my brother is far away. Then go there.

As time goes by, children grow up day by day, parents get old day by day, and the frequency of visits becomes thinner and thinner. In order to be filial, my brother will pick them up by boat from time to time.

People always live in contradiction. Usually, they always say: I'm going to stay at my eldest son's house for a long time. When I go, in a few days, because I'm a stranger, unaccustomed to the environment and miss my children and grandchildren here, I'll ask my sister-in-law to treat them well, or urge my brother to send them back quickly, or I'll pick them up with a letter and come back for a few days every time. In the words of the old man:' gold and silver are not as good as dog kennels.' Although my own bunk is simple, I sleep comfortably.

Later, when I was old, especially my mother, I got seasick. Every time I take a boat, I feel like a serious illness. Later, I simply stopped going. On second thought, I can't go.

My wife and I are the same age. Although she is illiterate, she has no idea how to write or say it. However, she did it, and she did it well. She is a real oriental woman. When she was young, I felt that she seemed to understand before me. At that time, I was very incompetent and often fell ill. I can't live, I can't stand it, I'm a little rootless. I was a big horse, and later I became a doctor. I am more outside than at home. My parents have been by my side for decades, and it is really difficult to honor her parents, which has become her patent. It is also because of her that my mother can live to be one in a hundred and become the first centenarian in local history. My mother broke her femoral head at the age of 92. In the next ten years, I can't move easily, and I can't take care of myself by walking on boards. In the meantime, if it weren't for her, I'm afraid she would have died long ago. It is precisely because she is my wife that she has done her filial duty for me, which has given me a good reputation. Here, I say thank you instead of my parents' underground spirit! At the same time, I also say thank you to my parents' underground spirit! Thank you for raising a good daughter, giving me a home, giving me a complete home and giving me a happy home. It's a pity that you died prematurely and didn't give me a chance to repay you. Times have changed, and nothing can help. At present, what we can do is to be clear, burn some paper during the Chinese New Year, and then there will be endless memories, that's all. Here, I suggest that my children, when sending lucky money to their ancestors, also bring a copy to their grandparents as a token of my appreciation. Burn paper to explore people's hearts!

Wife, a little stubborn and introverted, virtuous and capable, hardworking and thrifty, is a good wife and mother. Under the influence of her teaching, her children passed on her talent.

When their parents are alive, the children are very happy with them, and often give them a bath, wash their feet and cut their nails. For more than eight years, I have an electric blanket. If they buy it, they won't use it or dare to use it. Ke Kunte bought a wool blanket from Beijing, and her mother used it for decades until the end.

My life is very unlucky, bumpy and tortuous.

Born in a poor family with many children, he often ate two meals or one meal at the age of ten. When school started, he borrowed books as paper. /kloc-after graduating from primary school at the age of 0/6, he went straight home to farm. 18 years old was admitted to Yancheng pharmaceutical company as an apprentice. At the age of 20, he was decentralized due to three years of natural disasters. At the age of 23, he became a health worker and sent malaria drugs. From then on, he took this opportunity to teach himself to be a doctor.

During this period, a' 6872' poisoning case occurred in the village. The mother of the suspect Cai Maofu? I was invited to see a doctor when I lived, and I suspected it was a tip-off. Besides, Bao Xu Si Tong kicked me out of the clinic for no reason. As the saying goes, "there is a fire at the city gate, which affects the fish in the pool." Or "stormy waves in the gutter". I want to cry, but I can't complain. No matter how bitter coptis chinensis is, it can only knock out its front teeth and choke on its stomach. My father is illiterate and honest, and my brother is a poor man with a single surname in the distance. He let himself get up after falling and tried to walk back to the clinic. After that, he was often bullied. He finally got a firm foothold, gained a firm foothold, and gained some contacts to support his family.

17 years old suffered from cough, regardless of winter and summer, coughing frequently every day, frequent palpitation, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and always sighing all day until the age of 57.

At the age of twenty, I contracted chronic bacillary dysentery, which occurred several times a year for two or three days at a time. When it broke out, it pulled out red and white peptone mucus, with stomachache, backache, weakness of limbs and general weakness. Usually a little peptone mucus, go to the toilet for 20 minutes or even half an hour.

Yu Fang was born in1March, 9621February, and suffered from multiple boils in autumn, which lasted for more than a year, with hundreds in total. On August 10 of the same year, an unprecedented flood occurred and all crops were destroyed. 1963 In the spring, I dragged a boil to Dongkan to meet Hu Rubu. I hid in someone else's toilet for a while to squeeze boils and wipe pus for a while. It's better to come back empty-handed in the morning, just like killing a factory on a cow. Later, my brother took Luo Xu to his house to pick up the car. Fortunately, many good people in his team called me to pick it up, and gave me Hu Rubuyinzi and Ma Rubuyinzi to assemble half a duck (boat). Spring sowing is over, and I don't have to pick it up. The third team of Tuanwa plowed the seeds on the big atom, and I went to the plough mark to pick up very sporadic little Rube. At this time, an old grandson came and refused to pick up and take the basket. I hated meeting in the store. My sister-in-law coaxed me not to cry, but also wanted to pat the basket. From then on, I was really desperate and often wanted to die. I couldn't help crying when I wrote this article when I mentioned this difficulty today. I cried for several minutes, but I couldn't calm down for a long time.

At the age of 23, sciatica caused by lumbar disc herniation lasted for more than a year. He can't even walk straight, at least 150 degrees, and he can't sit down while eating. He can only support his ass with a tray. It recurred in 70 years and lasted for four years. It didn't get better until the sixth day of the first month in 74 years. For the next few decades, I had small seizures from time to time. I was too young to care. If I persist, I will get better. I didn't want to make a comeback in the first month of last year and was beaten by a stick. Since then, I have been devastated. After many times of treatment, they all failed and did not get better. In July, I cried all night and had an operation. The postoperative pain disappeared, but it left me with a lifelong disability and I couldn't walk. Just fulfilled an old saying of our predecessors:' People over 88 don't know whether they are lame or blind.' At present, the leg from hip to toe is still numb, and sometimes it hurts faintly.

At the age of 25, he suffered from tachycardia and arrhythmia, which lasted for more than seven years until he was 32.

48-year-old suffering from chronic enteritis, diarrhea 3- 15 or even 7-8 times a day, incontinence, dirty underwear, I used to walk in front of people, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, I am afraid of being spurned, and I dare not walk in front of people. How embarrassing. Until the age of 57, I met a' perfect' health care product, and chronic diarrhea was cured together with coughing and rhinitis.

1992, Zhao Wanming's wife fell ill and was dying. The traffic was inconvenient at that time. Out of kindness, she wanted to help and then went to the hospital. As a result, she died and lost 6,000 yuan in cash, totaling nearly 10,000 yuan. Not long after issuing bonds, it got stuck again.

About 50 years old, suffering from chronic rhinitis, the normal pain after the posterior nasal passage and the palate is unbearable. Whenever one end of his meal reaches the bowl, there will be a lot of water and snot dripping down the bowl, and he will accidentally fall into the bowl. He can't eat without a napkin in his left hand, which is extremely embarrassing when he is a guest. I often take medicine. It started with tetracycline. I changed sulfamethoxazole and sulfamethoxazole when I was allergic. It's big and bitter, and it irritates my stomach. I eat beside it all the year round. It is estimated that it will take more than half a year, and several years will be spared on the first day of the New Year. In order to facilitate access, simply put it directly with the salty bowl. Has become an indispensable part of the diet. Neostigmine scares me, but I can't live without it. Later, it was' perfection' that made rhinitis disappear for several years, and then reappeared, never giving up, ups and downs, lingering until now.

56-year-old diabetic, often hungry, thirsty, dizzy and itchy all over. When I first got sick, my feelings were very fragile. I thought I was dying and my temper had dried up. Coupled with some external factors, I am bored all day, which makes me more dry and nameless. Practice has proved that this is not the case. Twenty years later, I am still alive. Generally speaking, at present, my spirit is ok!

Sixty-five years old (2007 1 month 18) got a strange disease, first diarrhea, three or four times a day; Then my legs cramped, and I began to smoke at one o'clock every night, and I smoked at four or five o'clock until I cried, and my life was worse than death; Then there was a dull pain in my stomach and mouth, and there was an indescribable strange smell in my mouth. When I smell the smell of cook the meat and the smell of rice just seeping out of the rice cooker, I will go straight to my forehead and leave immediately. Eat the same, hurt the same, and finally eat black sesame paste. Menstruation and his niece Yuzhen Yang were invited to buy a mackerel. They only took one bite, but they didn't choke, and they spit it out again, almost sleepy. My two sons accompanied me to the hospital and found nothing. Finally, I saw an advertisement on the ninth day of April and bought a health care product-Calcium Dobbon. April 1 1 sunny. But four years later, cramps reappeared, sometimes light and sometimes heavy. I am still struggling until today, and I smoke frequently after midnight almost every day, and I am officially punished before dawn.

The brain is indifferent, intangible and indifferent to others, but it is different when you are here. As the saying goes,' You never know what it's like to be sick unless you are sick.' Or like cicadas, or like crickets, day and night, endlessly, tirelessly lingering for five years. Sometimes I get upset and at a loss.

The eyes are particularly itchy, others don't know, and the pain is no less than the pain. They often use facial tissues to wipe them off and even use their nails? It doesn't itch to pick and choose. I have been to the First Hospital and Shuguang to see it. In the past 20 years, my eyes have gradually turned into a crack, which makes people look ugly. It's not really my fault, and I can't stop it.

Children often hear others laughing and joking about the old man:' Old people are weak, can't pee, cry in the wind, cough a fart.' I didn't care at the time. Father always has a deep sense of shame in his later years. I don't usually know. Once it was too serious, I said,' Dad! You change clothes frequently, the smell is too strong, we don't care, some people can't enter the house. "Well, one by one! Guaranteed, young man! I can't help it! You'll know when you are my age. Yes, I followed in my father's footsteps. Yes, although my father can't read, he is not useless, and he is not a slovenly person, so I think it's better to be old than young! In recent years, I often get up, frequent urination, urgent urination, and endless urination. After a long time, my urine is bifurcated. Sometimes when I see the urine coming out, I pay attention again. In the end, my pants were still wet and I was ashamed to see people. I have to hold my legs and bend over to try not to be seen, so I can't stand by and lick my pants.

There are many things that are either not worth saying or difficult to say.

Alas! Don't say it. It's no use talking. It is more appropriate to say that it is an eventful autumn. As the saying goes,' the dome is stagnant, and the old is not like a teenager'.

When I was a child, someone said that I was' worthless, walking in the first pit, my eyes were on my feet, my shoulders were drooping, and I stabbed the turtle along the river'. My father is a sharp-tongued heartless man, who hates iron and does not produce steel. He called me "sick" all day? , slack off? , worthless, no scheming, The cut on the head is not heavy, and so on. ......................................................................................................................................................... Rao is so. At the end of the year, he still hangs upside down, and his heart will inevitably get angry, and sometimes he will be angry with me.

At that time, I was in a state of suffocation. Chang Meng was short-sighted and always wanted to forget. In fact, it is not easy to die, but there are many things that cannot be let go: first, if that happens, it is cruel for the second veteran to spend the rest of his life in the pain of losing his son; Secondly, the widow will face the choice of widowhood and remarriage, which will break Wan Jian's heart, and I don't know why it is embarrassing; Third, Yu Fang and Kezan, two hungry swallows, will suffer endless ravages from others. Fourthly, in this case, the support of parents will be borne by my brother, who has been overwhelmed by the heavy burden of many children. How can I stand it? ! ? ! ? !

Look before you leap, make up your mind, there are many unshirkable responsibilities that I need to bear. Life is worse than death. I had to pretend to be deaf and dumb, submit to humiliation, crustily skin of head, what mountain to climb, what firewood to cut, and which day to go.

Sometimes I feel that the sky is high and the clouds are light, there are days and nights, and there is a garden without the moon. God can't let me go and never take care of me, so in fact, I just' steal tears where no one is, put on a smiling face in front of people, drag out an ignoble existence, spend a day, but wait until the haze clears'. Secret oath: if there is a prosperous day, I will definitely live a good personal life. Make sure parents and wives can enjoy a late night.

At the age of 30, he gradually improved, and throughout his prime, he had a smooth journey.

Father, I was mumbling, but I heard a convenient prescription outside. He always wanted to drill a hole for me to eat. He also accompanied me to Suzhou and went to the hospital once. In particular, I will never forget one thing: when I was sick, my father bought me pig liver with only five yuan (pocket money from my second sister). As a result, I got the pig liver, but the money was stolen, so I had to come back disappointed. Both of them cried bitterly and didn't have lunch. They didn't tell me for fear that I would be annoyed. Who cares? Poverty inherits the wind!

1966 was another rainy wind, and the burden increased by 10%. 1968, I was pregnant with keming again. Because it can't afford it, the brigade took a letter of introduction and prepared to go to the hospital for an abortion in the morning. As a result, my father scolded me like a dog:' The living injury is benign, but the essence is innocent. He came to be reborn, not to die, but he was not afraid. He had an abortion without telling me. Live beast, which one? Come on! Ten thousand people in Qian Qian have food. We are still young. We will help you suffer. Don't worry, you won't starve to death. Listen to me, and you will be blessed. In fact, we can't wait for that day. Aren't you the ones who will be blessed tomorrow? ! Later, I raised a Keming. Later, she became pregnant again, was scolded and gave birth to a plum blossom. Sure enough, he was right. At present, I have entered a happy journey.

Now, we are all over 70 years old, and my wife is as sick as I am, holding on during the day and humming at night. The general is also afraid of getting sick. Disease brings endless distress, but it can never be fierce. However, I heard from the Buddhist scriptures that' man was born from heaven, to suffer and to get rid of karma.' In this way, I feel relieved, endure a little, get close to each other, feel at ease, cultivate my mind, transform myself, do my best to eliminate the sins of the older generation and this generation, and build a beautiful home for the next life.

At present, although he is ill and his movements are a little slow, he is generally in good spirits and quick thinking. Still gratified.

However, what makes me more gratified is that:

1. My wife is considerate to me, just like taking care of my underage son.

My children and grandchildren are more considerate to me, and no one has ever discounted what I said; My request has never been rejected.

On the eve of demolition, I was worried that there would be no place to live in the future. I gave Mr. and Mrs. Keming a break. Lin Hong said, "Dad! Don't worry, buy a house and live for a lifetime after demolition, and ensure that no one gossips. "

When moving to Yufeng's house, Zhao Bin often put the drumsticks on the shop.

When buying a house, considering that Keke was not enough to buy a big set, he asked Keming and his wife to bend the rules: "Can you buy a big set for Keke?" They agreed, "It's up to you." I made a plan.

I have been traveling with my two sons and never spent any money.

In spring and autumn, seasonal clothes are rushed to buy. Not long ago, Yan Qin and Yu Mei also bought cotton-padded jackets with a price of 1000 yuan.

The computer is broken. Tell mingzhuo to install it the next day.

Wait, wait, wait. There's no need to list them all.

Take medicine in the hospital and never ask me for money.

The people who usually take care of them are all rushed to the news and take care of them in every possible way, especially the boss, who is close to him and a doctor. As the saying goes,' rely on the pot first'. Anyone who needs it is mostly called him, which can be said to be responsive. He arrived the first time and never complained.

Children and grandchildren can be said to be equally divided.

Throughout life, from the side, it is full of disasters and difficulties, which is very unlucky; It is extremely lucky to think about it. The first half lives under the plump wings of parents, and the second half lives under the plump wings of children. Besides, who doesn't have seven disasters and eight difficulties.

Of course, no matter how filial and painful a child is, he can't get rid of it and can't hurt you. In the final analysis, they can only accept their fate and can't complain. It is better to adjust your mentality to the best point, have fun by yourself, have fun by yourself, and let yourself live a sunny life. I don't want to accumulate gold and jade, I hope my children and grandchildren have wisdom. With such a child, what can a husband ask for? . Inevitably, I am proud of having such children and grandchildren, and I hope this is enough.

To this end, I hope all children in the world can do this, and I advise you to listen to me: you must remember your every move: 1. Hold your head three feet, there is a god; 2. You have a favorite person watching you! Although he (she) is young, he (she) is very imitative. Never let yourself follow in the footsteps of your parents. Buddha said:' Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil; Not without reporting, the time is not up; We'll talk about it then. "Just come early and come late. Everything is of my own making. Let all parents have a beautiful sunset.

I have a regret, which has accompanied me for decades and will accompany me to the end. My father is ill and wants to eat a rooster. I have an appointment with Debiao's family to eat one by one. I'll pay the bill. As a result, I ate nine chickens and broke all the tea and soup. It took me a long time to understand "drinking chicken soup" when I was staying. I sent someone right away, and my mother stopped me: "I haven't had tea soup for several days, and I don't want to eat it." Don't do it. " Forget it. I left at night. A few months later, my sister went to Guanwu and came back and said, "I am very satisfied with everything, but I haven't had enough chicken soup." So it has become a heart disease for me and will make me feel guilty for a lifetime. The only thing is to ask my father to forgive me in the spirit of heaven, not to hate me, and to allow me to be your son in the next life to make up for this lesson. ? Tang 2019 65438+10/8