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What is a "rich man"?

People respect you. People really throw themselves at you and want you to participate in their stupid things and laugh at your stupid jokes because they want your money.

People will automatically fall in love with you, and everything about you will attract others-the wrong person, the right person. Women think you are handsome, but in fact you are ugly.

The bank starts to call you and write to you to borrow money, even though you really don't need it.

Relatives you didn't even know existed suddenly appeared out of thin air.

All of a sudden, everyone around us went bankrupt and began to apply for soft loans with all kinds of lame excuses-starting a business, buying books, going to college, raising money to pay medical bills, and so on.

People from the insurance company start knocking on your door, giving you all kinds of fright-your house may catch fire, your money or your goods may be stolen, or you may die in an accident.

People you haven't seen for years suddenly fall from the sky and begin to provide you with profitable investment opportunities and ideas for making money that you have never heard of before.

Your email inbox is beginning to fill with junk mail.

Your social media account is suddenly flooded with Friend Request, likes and attention.

The policemen and doormen you met began to stand in front of you and salute you.

Your restaurant no longer charges you cash, but lets you sign vouchers.

In a fancy restaurant, bar or hotel, you will get special treatment, and there will never be a shortage of seat reservations. Every waiter knows your name and your favorite food.

You will never lack friends. If you are a gentleman, most of your friends are ladies. If you are a lady, your friends are also gentlemen. Whether in a restaurant, a bar or at home, you will never lack people to accompany you.

People begin to address you by your initials-Mr, Ms, Miss, Doctor, and respond to every instruction with Mr, Ms, Miss, etc.

Journalists began to chase you for interviews because they thought that if you published your story, it might help them sell boring magazines or newspapers.

You lost your privacy and began to think about finding a bodyguard, because you don't feel safe anywhere alone.

You will lose your peace because you always think that someone will sue you or steal your money.

You begin to distrust and doubt everyone except your mother. You begin to think that your wife or spouse has some bad or suspicious friends.

You start to sleep less and worry more, and you lose most of your happiness. To fill this gap, you start to buy some toys, such as expensive cars, clothes, luxury houses with heated swimming pools, just to buy back some happiness and "feel good".

You start sitting in front of a church, mosque or temple.