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The original text of Black and White Plum

Love is not the center of the relationship between the two brothers, but I have to start here. Li is an elder brother, not a younger brother. My brother is five years older than my brother. They are both my classmates. Although Li Bai entered middle school, Heili and I graduated. Black plum is my good friend; I know something about Li Bai because I often go to his house. Five years is a long distance, in this era. The difference between the two brothers is just like their nicknames-black and white. If black plum is "ancient", Bai Mei is modern. They didn't fight or quarrel about it, but they didn't agree on anything. Black plums are not black; It's just a big mole on the left eyebrow. So he is "ebony"; Brother has no such mark, so it is "Bai Mei"; This is very logical for middle school students who give them nicknames. In fact, their faces are very white and they look alike. They both chased her-I'm afraid I won't name her-and she couldn't tell who she should love and wouldn't say that she didn't love anyone. So everyone was sweating for their brother. Knowing that they won't quarrel, love is not friendship. However, Wumei gave in. I still remember it clearly: it was an early summer night with a light rain. I'll talk to him. He sat alone in the room, with four red fish fine porcelain tea bowls in front of him. We're welcome. I sat down to smoke and he fiddled with four bowls. Turn this around, turn that around, and aim the red fish at him. Stand up, lean back and look back, as if the painter had decided on a color. Then, turn around one by one and put the fish on the other side together. I leaned back and studied it, then turned around and smiled at me, smiling naively. He likes to play these tricks. I am not proficient in anything, but I like to move everything. He doesn't pretend to be an expert, but only believes that it can cultivate sex. Yes, he is indeed a good-natured person. With a little gadget, such as pasting old books, he will be safe for half a day. Call me, he smiled again. "I gave her to the fourth child." According to the big ranking, Li Bai is the fourth child, and there are brothers in his uncle's family. "You can't lose the kindness of your brothers because of a woman." "So you are not a modern man," I said with a smile. "no; Old bears can't learn anything new. Love triangle, not strong. I told her that no matter who she loved, I would never see her again. I feel very happy! " "I have never seen such a love story." "Haven't you seen it? I haven't said it yet. Fuck her. Anyway, don't fall out with old four. If we want to come out like this in the future, I hope that either you quit or I will let you quit. " "So the world is peaceful?" We kept laughing. Ten days later, Heili called me. I'll watch it. Whenever his forehead turns black, he must have something on his mind. Whenever we have something on our mind, we drink half a catty of lotus white. I quickly got the wine ready because his forehead was not bright. His hands trembled a little during the second cup. There is nothing in this man's mind. When something happened, he tried to calm down, but his face leaked out. He is too kind. "I just came from her," he smiled, bored; But I really laughed because I wanted to express my anger to a good friend. This man can't live a day without good friends. I don't rush him; We don't have to be busy talking, our feelings are all revealed in the loopholes in the middle of the conversation. Looking at each other, smiling together and understanding in silence are more important than words. Otherwise, Li Bai called us "a pair of bad guys" as soon as he saw us drinking. "Old four beat me up," he said. I understand the word "good"-first, he didn't want to say that his brother had quarreled, and second, he didn't want to just say that his brother was wrong, even if it was. This word brings out twists and turns that I don't want to say but can't help but say. "Because of her. I'm not good, I don't understand women's psychology. Didn't I tell you the other day that I gave in? I have a clear conscience, but she played a trick. She thinks I want to humiliate her. You're right, I'm not modern. I take love for granted, and women want to be followed by everyone. She hates me. So revenge-I gave up her, she cut off the fourth child. Old four is playing me, of course. So I went to see her again today and confessed. She scolded me and took it out on me, or she could make up with Lao Si. I hope so. Well, she didn't scold me. She also asked me and Lao Si to be her friends. I can't do it. I didn't make it that clear to her. I'm here to talk to you. If I don't do it, she will naturally leave the fourth child alone. Old four is going to trouble me again. " "impossible!" I added this little sentence for him. After a while, "I'll go and explain to fourth brother?" "all right." He stood for a while with a small handleless wine cup. "Maybe it's useless. I won't see her again anyway. Old four is teasing me again, so I won't say it. " We talked about something else. He said that he was studying religion these days. I know that his reading depends entirely on his pleasure, and I will never think that he is a little world-weary or mentally changed just because he talks about religion. After the elder brother left, the younger brother came. Li Bai doesn't come to my house often, which may be a problem. He hasn't graduated from college yet, but he looks much smarter than Heili. He is a man. When you look at him, you think he should be a leader everywhere. In every word, he either leads you to the path he points out or ties you to the guillotine. His impolite words are contrary to his brother's. I was too polite to him lest he call me a bad guy. "Of course the second child has been here?" He asked; Black plums are the second largest. "Of course I talked to you about us?" I naturally can't answer in a hurry, because there are two "of course" here. Sure enough, before I could answer, he went on to say, "You know, I'm using the topic?" I don't know. "Do you think I really want that woman?" He laughs as much as his brother, except for Heili's smile, who never smiles at me. "I only associate with her to make trouble with my second child; Who else has time to take care of her? The relationship between men and women, fundamentally speaking, is not ... for this reason, why shouldn't I do it with her? The second thought this relationship should be sacred, so he kowtowed to her seriously, and even when he touched a rebuff, he thought I should kowtow. Sorry, I don't have that addiction! " He smiled. I didn't laugh, and I dared not interrupt. I pay great attention to his words, especially his face. His face resembles his brother everywhere, but it's nothing like his brother. This made me feel that I was talking to a very familiar person, and suddenly a stranger was sitting opposite me. I'm a little uncomfortable-looking at a familiar face, but I can't find that familiar look. "You see, I don't kowtow; Give her a kiss if you get a chance. She likes this, at least a few more heads. However, this is not a pen. The text is like this. Do you think I should always be with Mr. Zhong? " I couldn't answer it then. He smiled again-probably calling me a bad guy in his heart. "I have my wishes, my plans; He has his. It's better to go your own way, isn't it? " "yes; What are your plans? " I can easily think of this sentence; Otherwise, it will be too stiff. "Plan, don't tell you first. You have to split up first, and then you will understand my plan. " "Because of separation, I quarreled with my second child; Play with the title? " I think I'm smart. He smiled and nodded; Nothing, as if you must know that I have another sentence. I do have a sentence: "Why not make it clear, but make trouble?" "He can understand me? You can answer him one by one, but I can't. As soon as I say separation, he has to cry at once. Then, it's the same thing-what did you say when my mother died? Didn't you say we were old and beautiful? He must say this as if the living were in charge of the dead. On the other hand, when he heard that he was going to separate, he refused to guarantee and gave me all his property instead. I don't want to take advantage. He has always regarded me as a' younger brother', always used his feelings to restrict others' actions, and always pretended that he understood me. In fact, he is a laggard. This era is mine, and I don't need him to worry about me. " His face suddenly became serious. Looking at his face, my heart slowly changed-Li Bai is not only an arrogant teenager who looks down on "two bad guys", he really wants to establish himself. I also understand that if he and Heili discuss it slowly, it will bring a lot of feelings and talk about the friendship between many brothers; Even if he doesn't talk, Heili will always talk. Instead, it is better to make noise and save time; He wants to make a clean break and go his own way. Besides, discuss it slowly, and the second child will never simply agree. The old four quarrels first. If the old two doesn't do it, it is obviously encroaching on the younger brother's property. Guess here, my heart suddenly lit up: "Are you asking me to talk to the second child?" "Exactly. Stop arguing. " He smiled again. "It's embarrassing not to have a second child. After all, it is a brother. " He doesn't seem to like to say the last two words-brother. I promised to do it for him. "The more firmly the words, the better. In another twenty years, we will not be brothers. " He paused for a moment and managed to squeeze out a smile. "If you want a second child, you'd better get married quickly. With a fat doll, it's easy to forget my brother. Twenty years later, of course, I am behind the times. At that time, if I were still alive, I would go home and be an uncle. However, tell him that when talking about love, kiss more, kowtow less, chase after death, and don't die. " He stood up and thought again. "Thank you." He made me feel clearly, this sentence was specially said to me, and he was not responsible. For this matter, I go to the dark every day. He prepares lotus white for me every day. I ate and drank, but nothing came of it. At least half a month. He knows everything I say, and he is willing to practice. But the last sentence is always "I can't bear to part with my fourth child!" "Old four plan? Plan? " He came and went to read a book. The mole on the eyebrow is trapped in the wrinkles on the forehead, which seems to have shrunk. "What's the plan? You ask him, I will be relieved when I know. " "He won't say," I have answered this question for more than fifty times. "Don't say there is danger! I only have one brother! Tell him to argue with me. Argument is good. He didn't do this before, but recently he quarreled with me. Probably for that woman! Advise me to get married? I'm not married, but I'm still married! What is the plan? Really! Separation? He can take whatever he wants. Maybe I offended him. Although I don't argue with him, I know I have my own opinion. What is the plan? He can do whatever he wants, why break up ... "It takes more than a minute to grind back and forth like this. His gadgets are also increasing day by day: attending classes, divining, measuring words, studying religion ... Nothing helps him guess the old four's plans, only adding a lot of little horrors. This is not to say that he is obviously flustered. No, he's still such a mother-in-law. His manners and behaviors always seem to lag behind his feelings. No matter how anxious he is, his movements are slow, as if he were teasing life like a toy. When I say old four's plan, I mean my future career, not what specific measures I have now. He shook his head. In this way, almost a month has passed. "You see," I caught the point, "old four don't rush me. Obviously, what he said is a long-term solution, not something to be done right away. " He still shook his head. The longer time goes by, the more stories he tells. One Sunday morning, I saw him walk into the church. Probably visiting friends, I think. I waited for him outside for a while. He didn't come out. I couldn't wait any longer, so I thought as I walked: Lao Li must have been greatly stimulated-lovelorn, brother discord, or something else. As far as I know, he may not be able to support these two things any longer. What he does seems to treat life as a gadget, precisely because he has to carefully consider any small matter. I feel uncomfortable with the uneven pattern on the tea bowl. Every little thing should be kept in his heart to make his conscience comfortable. Go to church to pray, in order to strengthen your conscience. Conscience was prepared for him by ancient sages, but he didn't want to kill all new things and spirits. As a result, what he "thinks" is always more useful than what he already has, and he doesn't know what to do. He probably really loves her, but for the sake of his younger brother, he can't help giving up her, nor can he say that he is lovelorn. He often says to me, "Let's fly, too." Say that finish, he smiled, not his smile, but "the body hair skin, by parents" smile. I went to see him after noon. It is said that we will talk about the fourth child as soon as we meet. It has been like this for more than a month. This time, he changed his pattern, his eyes were bright, his face was a little quiet and comfortable, as if he had bought another rare old book. "I see you," I said first. He nodded and smiled again. "That's interesting, too!" He always said this when the old things happened to him for the first time. Tell him a haunted joke, which is also "very interesting!" He didn't argue with others about the existence of ghosts. He believed the story. "Maybe there are more strange things in the world." . In his view, anything is possible. So, he accepted it easily, but he didn't have any profound opinions. It's not that he doesn't want to know more, but that he always uses his feelings when he should use his brain. "The reason is the same," he said. "Always persuade people to sacrifice for others." "Haven't you already sacrificed a lover?" I want to tell more facts. "That's not, that's a kind of negative give up, not by yourself to come up with something. I have finished reading four gospels in the past ten days. I have also made up my mind that I should share the things of Old Four, and I should not just forbid him to leave me. Think about it. If it is really to divide the property, why didn't you tell me? " "He's afraid you won't do it," I replied. "no! I have been thinking hard these days. He must really have a plan and it's dangerous. So he wants to make a clean break so as not to involve me. Do you think he is young and impulsive? That's what he used to deceive us; He is really considerate of me and won't let me suffer. Put me in a safe place so that he can do it alone. It must be like this! I can't give him up. I have to sacrifice for him. When my mother was dying-"He didn't go on, because he knew I was familiar with it. I didn't expect this floor. But I still don't believe what he said; How do you know that he is not stimulated by a little religion and wants to fully vent his feelings? I decided to look for it, in case Heili guessed well! Yes, I don't believe what he said, but I dare not be mysterious. I can't find Li Bai anywhere. I have been to school, dormitory, library, tennis court and small restaurant, but I can't see him. Ask someone and say that I haven't seen him for several days. This is why Li Bai is Li Bai; If Heili leaves home for a few days, even his good friends will be informed. Li Bai just disappeared unnoticed. I came up with an idea-ask her. She knows me, too, because I often spend time with Heili. She hasn't seen Li Bai for days. She seems to be very dissatisfied with the Lee brothers, especially with Black Lee. I asked her about it, but she talked to me about black plum. I could see that she did notice-what if she didn't? Love? Black plums. Maybe she wants to circle the black plum and make a specimen. If anyone is better than him, he will be removed from his post; I never found a better person than him, maybe I followed him in the end. I didn't take this opportunity to fix him and her again, although it was just an idea. It makes sense, but I love Lao Li so much that I always think he deserves to marry a fairy in the sky. Walking out of her, I opened the drum in my heart. Where did Li Bai go? Can't tell black plum from black plum! As soon as he knew, he could find his brother in the newspaper immediately, and he had to get up in the middle of the night to take a class to measure his words. But, forget it, my heart itches again. Why not ask him? Neither can i. I went outside his study and heard him muttering inside. He doesn't mumble when he is unhappy. But what he hums on weekdays is either poetry or the phrase "in the boudoir, jade is flawless", which represents all the songs. This time, not these. I listened carefully. He is practicing hymns. He has no ability to appreciate music, and everything sounds the same to him. When he sings, it is naturally a tune. Anyway, I know he is happy now. Why are you happy? When I entered the room, he quickly put down his hymn book and was very happy: "Right, I was looking for you! Old four just left. Asked me for 1000 yuan and left. Didn't mention separation, didn't mention it! " Obviously, he never asked his brother what the money was for. Otherwise he wouldn't be so happy. He must only ask his brother to live with him, regardless of his brother's behavior; It seems that even if my brother has dangerous plans, as long as he does not leave home, there is nothing to be afraid of. I saw it. "Prayer really works," he said seriously. "I pray every day these days, and sure enough, Old Four won't mention it. Even if he threw away all his money, I left a brother anyway! " I propose to drink the pot of lotus white that we usually drink. He smiled and shook his head: "You drink, I will accompany you to eat vegetables, and I will give up drinking." I didn't drink it, and I didn't dare to tell him how I looked for Lao Si everywhere. Now that Old Four is back, what are we talking about? But I mentioned her again. He didn't connect the fragments, he just smiled. There seems to be nothing to say about Lao Si and "She". He told me some stories from the Bible. While listening, I muttered to myself that Lao Li's attitude towards his brother and lover seemed a bit wrong; But I can't tell you why. I was not very stable until I got home. Four or five days later, this matter is still on my mind. One night, Wang Wu came. He has been pulling in the Li family for four years. Wang Wu is an honest and reliable man, in his thirties, with a scar on his head-it is said that he was bitten by a donkey when he was a child. There is nothing wrong with him, except that he likes to drink some wine sometimes. He drank too much again, and the scar on his head was a little red. "Wang Wu, why are you here?" I have a good friendship with him. Whenever I come back late from the Li family, he always tries to pull me back, and naturally I always give him some "drinks". "Come and see you," he said and sat down. I know he came to tell me something. "New tea, a bowl?" "That's good; I pour it myself; I am really thirsty. " I gave him a cigarette and a head: "What can I do for you?" "Hum, I drank two more pots, and my heart itched; I shouldn't have said it! " He took a drag on his cigarette. "If it's about the Li family, just tell me."

"I think so, too," he paused for a moment, but was urged by alcohol, as if he could not help but say, "I have been in the Li family for four years and thirty-five days! It's embarrassing for me now. Mr. Zhong is very kind to me, and Mr. Jones is my friend. So it is not easy. Don't tell Mr. Ye about it; Sir Zhong is such a stupid and nice person. Tell it to Mr. Zhong, and I'm sorry for my friend Mr. Zhong. Don't mention how embarrassing it is! Theoretically, I should turn to grandpa four for help. Sir Zhong is a good man, not bad; But after all, he is a master. A good master is still a master, not a brother. He is really good to me. For example, on this hot day, I dragged Mr. Zhong out, and he always tried to delay for a while on the way. Why did he buy a pack of matches, why did he want to read a book stand, and why? To tell me to rest and catch my breath. Otherwise, how can you say that he is a good host? He is very good, and we must respect him. It's called good for evil. After mixing in the street for so long, can you still not understand this? " I gave him another bowl of tea, which shows that I am not a person who doesn't understand "outside". After drinking, he pointed a cigarette at his chest and said, "Here, we love Grandpa Four. What's the matter? Grandpa Four is too young to treat me like a rickshaw puller. Their brother's strength-their inner strength? Son- It's different. Sir, it's hot. Please tell me to have a rest. Sir Zhong doesn't care about this, but he will be towed away in hot weather. But when grandpa four spoke to me, he said, why should someone hold a person? He pulled rickshaws for us-all the rickshaws in the world were counted together-and he was indignant. Sir Zhong is very kind to me, but I can't think of anyone. So you see, the second master is small and the fourth master is big. Grandpa four cares about my legs, not my heart; Mr. Zhong is an incompetent parent. He pities my leg, but he doesn't care here. " He pointed to his heart again. I knew he had something to say, and I was afraid that his alcohol would wash away all his tea, so I gave him a hard one: "Go ahead, Wang Wu! I'm telling you, I can still pull my wife's tongue anyway? " He touched the scar on his head and bowed his head for a moment. Then he pulled the chair forward in a low voice: "You know, the tram lane has been repaired quickly? As soon as the tram leaves, all our rickshaw pullers are finished! This is not for myself, but for everyone. " He gave me a look. I nodded my head. "Grandpa four knows this; Otherwise, we are friends. Grandpa four said, Wang Wu, do something! I said: grandpa four, I have an idea, punch! Grandpa Four said: Wang Wu, that's right! Beat! In the long run, we can discuss it. I can't tell you. What I want to say is, "he lowered his voice even lower. "I saw it, the detective followed grandpa four! It may not be for this reason, but it is always inappropriate to ask detectives to follow. Here's the hard part: Do you want me to tell Mr. Sorry, Grandpa Four? You won't tell? I'm afraid I'll spare Sir Zhong, too. No way! " Send Wang Wu away. I'll figure it out myself. Li guessed right that Hei did have a dangerous plan. The plan is not necessarily to take a tram, but it must be something else. So, it's necessary to split up, and don't involve my brother. Of course, he is not afraid of sacrifice, and he is not afraid of others' sacrifice, but he still refuses to sacrifice his brother without saying a word-it's no use sacrificing ebony. Now, the tram thing catches my eye, and even my brother can't think about it. What should I do? Warning Heili is enough to arouse his passion for loving his brother. Persuading Li Bai was not only useless, but also put Wang Wu in jail. Things became more and more tense, and the tram company announced the driving date. I can't waste any more time. I have to tell Haley. He is not at home, but Wang Wu hasn't gone out. "Where is Sir Zhong?" "I'm out." "No car?" "It has been several days, and I don't go out by car every day!" From Wang Wu's expression, I guessed, "Wang Wu, did you tell him?" The scar on Wang Wu's head is purple: "I drank two more cups and couldn't help saying it." "What about him?" "He wants to cry." "What did you say?" "Ask me-property, how are you? I said, Wang Wu listens to Grandpa Four. He said, okay. Nothing else, I go out every day, not by car. " I waited for three o'clock and he didn't come back until it was dark. "How?" I asked everything in these two words. He smiled. "Not so good." I never expected that he would answer me like this. I don't need to ask any more questions, he has decided the way. I think I need to drink some wine, but what's the taste of drinking alone? I have to go. When I was leaving, I said, "Would you like to go out with me for a few days?" "Let's talk about it in a couple of days." He said nothing else. Feelings are coldest when they are hottest. I didn't expect him to treat me like this. I went to see him again the night before the tram started. He stayed at home until midnight and didn't come back. Probably avoiding me on purpose. Wang Wu came back and smiled at me. "Tomorrow!" "Where is Sir Zhong?" I don't know. After you left that day, he burned the mole on his eyebrows with something I didn't know. He got lost in the mirror. "Finished, no moles, there is no black plum, don't wait for him. I had walked out of the door when Wang Wu stopped me: "If I were-"he touched the scar on his head, "you can take care of my old lady! "It's about five o'clock now. When Wang came in, his pants were all wet! " He can't talk anymore. I don't know how long it took him to catch his breath, so he grabbed the teapot and drank it in his mouth. "ah! Beat it! We didn't disperse until the cavalry rushed down. Xiao Liu asked them to take it, and they really saw it. We don't have a loser, we can't rely on bricks! Liu Ma Jr. is going to finish the game. ""where is grandpa four? "I asked." "No," he bit his lip and thought about it. It's gone too far! If you take it, you will definitely take grandpa four, who is the leader. But don't say, grandpa four is not stupid, although he is young. Liu Ma Jr. will finish the fight, but Grandpa Four may not. ""I didn't see Sir Zhong either? " "He didn't go home yesterday." He thought, "I have to hide here for two days." "That's good. "The next morning, the newspaper reported that Li Lian, the leader of the car-smashing mob, was caught red-handed with a student and five drivers. Wang Wu looked at the words on the paper and only recognized the word "Li". "Grandpa four is finished! Grandpa four is finished! "Pretending to scratch that scar with his head down, tears fell on the newspaper. The news spread all over the city, and Li and Liu were shot and paraded in the streets. The vicious sun scorched all the stones on the road, but the street was still crowded with people. There are two people sitting in a convertible with their hands tied behind their backs. The policeman in khaki uniform and the soldier in gray uniform are holding back and forth, and the knife light is cold in the sun. The car is getting closer and closer, and two white tricks tremble with the car. The one sitting in front, with his eyes closed, a little sweat on his forehead and his lips moving slightly, seemed to be praying. The car was not far from me. He sat in front of me and shook it. My tears captivated my heart. I waited a long time for the car to wake up and followed it to the execution ground. He didn't even lift his head all the way. Page 3 Black and white plum blossom (4) He frowned, his mouth was slightly open, and there was blood on his chest, as if he were praying before he died. I took his body. Two months later, I met Li Bai in Shanghai. If I hadn't called him, he would have come running. "Old four! "I called him." Huh? "He seems to be taken aback." Oh, you? I think the second child is alive. "Maybe my name is like ebony. I didn't mean to, or the black plum alive in my heart was calling me. Li Bai is obviously older and more like his brother. We didn't say much, and he didn't seem willing to talk to me much. I only remember his two sentences: "the second child is probably in heaven, where it suits him;" "I'm still knocking on the door of hell here." ? First published in 1934 1 month 1 day? Serial number; The first harvest of "fairness"