No less than 5 words about English jokes.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

student: I can't point out but I know the answer.

teacher: please tell us.

student: the sparrow is best the sparrow and the sparrow is best the sparrow. Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

teacher: please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow. Fat Man and Thin Man famine may be caused by you. A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.

"From your looks," Said the fat man, "there might have been a family."

"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

In the hotel lobby, a very thin man met a very fat man.

The fat man said, "Judging from your appearance, there may have been a famine."

"Yes," replied the thin man. "Judging from your appearance, you may have caused the famine." Your Coat Is on Fire, your coat is on fire, the master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir! In order to make students remember to think before speaking, the teacher told them to count to 5 before saying something important, and to count to 1 if it was particularly important. The next day, when the teacher was lecturing with his back to the stove, he found several students' lips moving rapidly. Suddenly, the whole class shouted: ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. Teacher, your coat is on fire! Lost Purse a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $2 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, Lady. The last time I found a lady's Purse, she didn't have any change for a reward. "

English:

A woman lost her handbag, and an honest child found it and returned it to her. She looked at her purse and said, "Well, it's so interesting. When I lost it, there was a $2 bill. Now it's a $2 bill." "That's right, madam." The little boy immediately replied, "The last time I found my wallet, the lady didn't have any change to reward me."