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What's the opening line of texting and chatting with a girl you just met?
First, list some wrong SMS chat methods:
Cut to the chase: "Are you free for dinner today?" (Too anxious, no bedding, girls generally don't like it, of course, there are also very manly people who will be willing. )
Household registration management type: "hello, my name is xxx, I work in yyy, zzz." Nice to meet you. " It's not like a person, it's a computer program. )
Be caring and attentive: "The lowest temperature tomorrow 1 degree, and the highest temperature 13 degree. Caring about the weather means caring about yourself. Don't forget to add one more dress. " Do we know each other? )
Joke: "Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape dung! " Forwarding humorous news is a low-level performance that makes everyone laugh. )
Narcissism: "If one day, you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side. No matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing in the evening and flashing in every corner of your life." (mental derangement! )
Endlessly asking: "What should I do?" (Watching TV) "What program are you watching?" (If you are the one) "Is it interesting?" (Not bad) "What should I do after reading it?" (... the woman finally stopped answering her text messages)
What's more, it drags English: "Hi, what?
be
you
do
Now, close
your
Eyes, me
will
be
here
pass by
your
Step aside, miss
you
sky
and
Good Night!
"
(I don't comment)
Dear, if you have done these stupid things, please read on.
When it comes to how to send text messages to unfamiliar girls correctly, we must first understand the differences in thinking between the two sexes.
Sasha and Fangfang are together
Sasha: "I saw a skirt in Xidan yesterday. It was beautiful."
Fangfang: "I saw a windbreaker in Dongdan the day before yesterday, and I like it very much."
Sasha is with her boyfriend.
Sasha: "I saw a skirt in Xidan yesterday. It was beautiful."
Boyfriend: "How much is it?"
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