Are there any funny jokes?

There must be some funny jokes, depending on which one you like. Hahahaha, I'll give you a few casually, and I'll give you face if you think it's funny, hahaha! ~~

1. In the elevator, a girl is holding something, and a diaosi man asks: What floor are you on?

Girl: 9th floor.

Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

2. Wait for me in a studio once. When I went out to look for Miss Doby, I whispered outside: 306, here comes the lady you are looking for. Open the door!

Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me, come to my side when you are finished!

3. Wedding, groom: Actually, after I fell in love with you, I loved many people. . .

There was an uproar and www.qiangxie.cn's bride was stunned.

Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family and your friends. . . The applause thundered.

The bride paused and asked, Does it include my boudoir?

I bought a pair of trousers online, but they are too big. In order not to waste money on pants, I eat like hell. After half a month, I finally put it on, and then I found that the old pants could not be worn. . .

As a guest friend's house, the host invited us to dinner, and we had a good chat. Suddenly the power went out, and we farted when we leaned a little closer. We felt different, so we touched our hands and got them wet. We scoffed: Shit!

Suddenly, the electricity came and I was embarrassed. I put it on the steamed stuffed bun and swallowed it: the sauce is good.