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What are the swearing jokes in Shaanxi dialect?

Big fucking P is fat and wide. When I got on the plane and got off the boat, three thousand devils came to visit, and a P killed two thousand three hundred. What should you do? A b, the hair is turned over.

Shaanxi dialect: Nima took the fat money, injured the gun and crowded the gun boat, and the umbrella came to a shallow cabinet. It's fake for Yi P to use four Ming Qian umbrellas, but it's also like a slap in the face, and his hair is completely reversed.

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