Yan Nanfei joke

1. Love, you slapped me, but I asked you why your hands are so cold.

I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.

3. Can't be friends after breaking up, because they hurt each other; You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply.

I have you in the fourth rib of my left chest, and it will hurt if you leave.

We always love people we can't get. It's like looking at an expensive evening dress in the window. I don't know if it's suitable because I can't afford it. Because I don't know if it's appropriate, I just like it and I always like it.

6. I can resist loneliness and loneliness, but I can't resist your silence by my side.

7. When I knew it was depressing, I might as well not know it.

8. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

9. Thinking about your feelings is like the bitterness of old wine rushing to your throat.

10. I secretly touched you, but you scattered like dandelions. From then on, your figure is everywhere.

Classic sentences in qq space; I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being so happy with others.

1. I want to grow up quickly in an instant, and then protect the person I like.

I really like you, and I have an indescribable feeling. I dare not bother you, but I can't help thinking about you.

Is it silly that I like you but don't confess?

It's just a turning point, and that's the only way. A passer-by is destined to be a passer-by

After listening to your story, I realized … I have always been an outsider.

6. Because your eyes have never been projected on me, my world is night and there is no light.

7. You have your happiness, and I just watch you as a passer-by.

8. You don't know, I surf the Internet all day just to wait for you and say that to you.

I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.

10. That smiling teenager bumped into my eyes so easily.

1 1. On the surface, we are friends, but in fact we already have each other in our hearts. It would be nice to be like this all the time.

12. I'm afraid I won't find anyone interesting in the future.

13. I will rub your hair and send you to heaven.

14. When did I have nothing but you?

15. You are an unexpected pleasure in my boring and dark life.

A little sad sentence: I don't want to see you unhappy, but I'm afraid you are too happy with others.

First, as if nothing had happened turned out to be the most vicious revenge.

Second, loneliness is more real than hugging. Love makes people lose their minds.

Third, the fingers that once held hands are closed alone at night.

I know I have to study hard to get closer to you.

5. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call my father. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Couples can be separated. .

Six, waiting for the years of love, blooming flowers, how to express love, ~

Seven, sometimes go to a place, it is obviously the first time to go, but I feel very familiar with it and feel strongly that I have been there.

I never expect anyone to sympathize with me. I carry everything with me.

The person who really likes you is the person who even likes your mess.

Ten, a person does not have to please others, just like me at the moment, stop suffering.

I'd rather be disgusted by myself than pretend to cater to others.

I wish I were a boy again, because an injured knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

Thirteen, I don't want to see you unhappy, but I'm afraid you are too happy with others.

Fourteen, I have gone through a lot of hardships, and now I am indifferent.

15. Never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.

Sixteen, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single, why use their youth to train other people's husbands so seriously.

Seventeen years old, like riding a racing car, wearing a cap and a white shirt, like playing basketball, shallow dimples and good temper.

Don't always complain about yourself. In fact, few people are better than you.

Nineteen, life is an empty city, full of gossip and confusing feelings.

I don't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

2 1. I can be gentle with you, but you have to know how to behave.

Let me stay in your heart and live in your dream slowly.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

24. When you know how to look at money and earn more, you will grow up.

Twenty-five, sprinkle salt on the wound, is it for disinfection, or for more pain.

Comfort others unhappy words

1. Maybe you have a sad past, maybe your life is unhappy, maybe your life is unhappy. Snow Tears Festival makes us forget all the sadness and make our life full of happiness!

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of difficulties, you are afraid of laziness. As the old saying goes, if young people don't work hard, old people will be sad. Talking about ancient and modern characters for you, I only hope to work hard from now on; When you work hard, you will have a desire to become famous.

There is not a painting that is not evaluated by others, and there is not a person that is not discussed by others. If you are silent, someone will accuse you of being very shrewd; If you are good at talking, someone will accuse you of bragging; If you praise others, someone will accuse you of ulterior motives; If you criticize yourself in good faith, some people will fly into a rage and think they are meddling.

4. I missed the flowering period when I came, so let this feeling be sealed in my heart. Sometimes, it's not as good as a flash in the pan.

The longer a person is in the world, the more he loses. While we are still young, we should walk a few more steps and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don't rush to our destination and miss the warm people and things in the fleeting time. Some things, when the time is up, will naturally understand, don't be too entangled. The saddest thing is not that others have offended you again, but that you always have a hard time with yourself.

6. You must firmly believe that a love is just a dream, and lovelorn is also a dream. Every time I feel dizzy, I will read her guilt again. I believe that time will take everything away! . Write down the reasons why you can live better without her.

Whether it is right or wrong, you need to have a standard, and your behavior should follow this standard and be constantly revised according to real life. It is impossible for people who are indecisive repeatedly to please.

8. The joys and sorrows of life are always changing. No one's fate is perfect, and disability is a great beauty. Happiness is the essence, which can make us full of confidence, and pain is a good medicine, which can make us tenacious support. Don't be hard on yourself, don't be hard on yourself, broaden your heart and let it contain injuries and pains. If you are broad-minded, your troubles will be less, your life will be smooth and your life will be comfortable.

9. When we have the ability to make money, we will no longer regard ignorance as personality.

10, don't say sad, everyone has their own story. Live not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope and let everyone see your strength. You can live well without him.

Life is painful, don't be confused. Happiness depends on yourself, and no one can sympathize with and share your sadness; Be strong yourself, no one will pity your cowardice; Try to rely on yourself, no one will accompany you; Cherish and rely on yourself, others are not willing to squander their youth; Go all the way, no one can always accompany you to the end.

12, if you like someone very much, it's enough to keep friends at a distance, which can last a lifetime. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it.

13, at any time, don't close the window of your heart and deliberately dust yourself off, others will never open it. Only by living in the present and spending every day in life with a stable and indifferent heart can our life be full of joy. Life is always full of variables, so don't always be too upset. As the saying goes, there is no doubt about mountains and rivers, and there is still a village in the future. You know, what you are worried about today is not another day.

14, knowing that you are confused, I try to plant light into your heart; Knowing that you are confused, I try to stand in the wind vane of your heart; Knowing your pain, I can inject happiness into your heart; How are you feeling? Do you have a strong desire to rush?

15. If you fall, get up. If you fail, go on. If you encounter bumps, face them bravely. If you encounter difficulties, find out and overcome them. As long as you have a brave heart, you will succeed, my friend! Come on, success belongs to you!

16, practice should be patient, willing to be indifferent and willing to be lonely.

17, give you a happy knife, sweep away all your troubles, give you a happy pistol, kill all your sorrows, give you a pair of scissors, cut off all your sorrows, send you a comforting message, and relax in three words. Wish you a better tomorrow and a happier life.

18, if you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

19, her face looks so sleepy that she doesn't even have the strength to speak. Eyes blurred, no focus, as if to say, give me a bed quickly. Hands feebly holding the wall, legs weak, looking at the appearance of falling down at any time.

20. Maybe not every day is so beautiful, but every day will have something beautiful. Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control small emotions. Thinking too much will only complicate life, and talking too much will only lead to the outflow of life. I shouldn't think too much and say too much. I should only be myself, enrich myself, keep myself, return to myself, resolve complexity, look down on life, live a good present, live a serious life, be simple and beautiful, and be indifferent to a full life!

2 1, each of us can be knocked down, but no one can stop us from getting up from the ground. Dear friends, let's adjust our mentality, face the internal and external world positively and get a new life!

22. Not all flowers bear fruit, but cherish the fragrance of each flower; Not all efforts will succeed, but we should love the joy of working hard every day. In happiness, thank life; In pain, we should also be grateful for life. Happiness is exciting, but pain can also be a beauty. Find the true meaning of happiness, taste the philosophy of life, and use some clouds in life to create a beautiful dusk.

23. Some people don't understand you at all, but they say the same thing behind your back. It doesn't matter. You never have a clear direction, and life will never give you a green light on your way forward. There's nothing wrong with stopping and going. If your friend or important person points out a problem to you, you should remember to try your best to get rid of it. But if some people who don't know you at all always talk about you behind your back, it doesn't matter, because you have been walking in front of him.

24. I am extremely unhappy at work and feel surrounded by walls everywhere. Is it necessary to change the environment? When I am extremely unhappy in my marriage, I always feel like an icehouse. Do you have the courage to break through the siege? Accustomed to resignation, will you stand up and say no? Self-confident people are good at adjusting their living conditions.

For a person who doesn't know how to cherish opportunities, no matter how hard we try, it's in vain. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone; Some sadness, not everyone will understand; Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pains become a habit if you endure them for a long time; If you don't want to say what is hidden in your heart, there is no need to say it.

26. Tell yourself when you are sad that bad things will always pass. Life is not a race, but a journey. Learn to appreciate every journey. Plant good thoughts and harvest conscience; Plant a conscience and reap a morality; Plant a morality and reap a habit; Plant a habit and gain a character; Plant a character and reap a life.

27. No one is right with you, just from another angle.

28. Wish: happiness bulldozer, push away your troubles and mildew; Good luck sharpshooter, knock off your pain and sadness; Happy death squads, send thoughts and comfort; Sweet instructor, make you happy for ten thousand years!

29. I am the wolf and you are Pleasant Goat. I want to play with you. Pleasant goat ignores you. Please don't be sad. Look at how Hirotaro treats me. I will comfort you with my own words, and let the gray make you happy. I wish you happiness every day.

30. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding. People often sigh that living is really tiring. Tired, it is mental stress; Being tired is a heavy psychological burden. Tired and not tired are always relative. If you want not to be tired, you must learn to relax. Life is to relax. Mental fatigue makes people fall into sub-health state for a long time; A tired heart will make you depressed.

3 1, don't think that you have lost everything, and don't be depressed by this little thing. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp our wishes.

32. The sun rises in the east every day, and no one pays attention to its light. The moon hangs in the night sky every day, and no one has pity on the comfort brought by the moon's pity. Spring rain always falls with the wind, and no one appreciates the dew that spring rain selflessly scatters. Many people look at you every day, but you never know. This is the warmest warmth in the world.

If you don't believe that restraint is the key to happiness, indulgence is definitely not. Happiness is not the trademark of life, but the quality of life. Life is a long journey. There are smooth avenues and rugged paths; There are brilliant flowers and dense Qi Jing. Regardless of prosperity and adversity, we must face it calmly; Regardless of gains and losses, we must accept it calmly.

34. Hard work needs blessing, fatigue needs comfort, cold needs warmth, and flu needs prevention. I wish you peace in the four seasons, good health and no disease, make a lot of money smoothly and be happy every day!

35. Life cannot be shuffled. Dear friends, don't complain about fate. The only thing we have to do is to act. Destiny is not mine, dreams are mine, actions are mine, come on, believe in yourself.

36. After a long time, I found that letting go can free you; When you love the corner, you feel that letting go can make you learn a lot; Maybe I made a mistake and shouldn't be so cruel to make a choice; But there will always be accidents in emotional matters, and no one can arrange them in advance.

37. These two days, my heart is so tired that I just want to lie down. Even when I walk, I feel tired with every step. I don't know whether I miss someone too much or I have too many things on my mind. Sometimes, I feel that I am lovesick, so I miss someone very much and miss some things in the past.

When he said, let's calm down for a while, shall we? Say yes calmly and then hang up. Please, he didn't come to ask your advice.

39. Don't worry about a little thing; A little trouble, don't take it too seriously; It's a little difficult, don't make it too big; A little sadness, let it drift with the wind!

40, a person's happiness, only oneself know the happiness of life. So, don't be hard on yourself, don't dwell on other people's comments, and live according to your comfortable feelings. Happiness is like drinking water, and you know it very well. Your happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart. Life is when two people help each other on the hard road of life. No matter what the result is, they only care about the days when they live together.

4 1, honey, cheer up, okay? Let my love break the ice in your heart, release the burden in your heart, and let me share your inner feelings with you!

42. Good mood is created by ourselves. We often can't change other people's opinions. Only we can change it. The bad life lies not in the sins of others, but in our bad mood. The golden key to a better life is not in the hands of others. Give up our resentment and sigh, and a better life will be within reach. Subjectively, we want to live a good life, objectively, we have not lived a good life. The reason is that we always want to wait for others to improve our lives. Don't expect to change others and be the master of your own life.

43. Time will pass. Let time wash away your troubles!

44. Kind compliments can give people warmth and sunshine. Sincere appreciation can warm people's hearts like spring breeze. Elegant praise can bring trust and hope. Appreciation is encouragement, strength, comfort and blessing. I wish my friends a sunny mood and all the best!

45. You must firmly believe that a love is just a dream, and lovelorn is also a dream. Write down the reasons why you can live better without her. Every time I feel dizzy, I will read her guilt again. I believe that time will take everything away!

46. There are many bastards in this world. Why are you crying for them? There is no need to lower yourself to that level. Why should everyone like you? You don't necessarily like everyone, and you don't have to be liked by everyone. Who can reach that level? In this life, there are several close friends, and the person you like likes you, and the person you hate can't hurt you. I am very happy to be in this state.

47. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

48. Some things will be inadvertently remembered; Some memories cannot be forgotten by white hair; Some wounds will never be seen by others, because they are hidden in your heart.

There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left.

50. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

5 1, friend, I heard you were depressed. Listen to me tell a little joke to make you happy. You said: no depression, just want to drink. I said, I'll accompany you and you pay for the drinks. Ha ha ha ha, you laughed, and my comfort method succeeded.

52. People always sigh that moths put out the fire, people always ridicule the fish for taking the bait, and people always laugh at themselves. But think about it carefully, is there a tragedy of this desire around our lives? No one is satisfied. Those who indulge their souls will eventually lose their true freedom! We must always be on guard against bad desires.

53. Smart people are good at learning and listen to their predecessors.

54. My friend, life is full of challenges. If you want to climb higher, you must experience setbacks and bear failure. Remember, as long as you are not afraid, success is at your feet! What is a setback? Frustration is a ladder. Only when you step on it can you climb higher! Friends don't lose heart, don't lose heart, everyone believes in you, come on!

55. Don't cry for withered love, don't indulge in false sweet words, and why should people who don't cherish you care? You are a princess, and one day you will find your prince. Wait quietly, my friend, and that day will come back soon.

56. The most beautiful love in the world is the courage to give to someone silently. Even if the injured person has no regrets, but a person can be deeply loved by the person he loves in this life, that is true happiness! Might as well give up. I think you don't have to get her if you like someone.

57, dear, please remember! Never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism, depression, etc. These are all things that fools do.

58. Are you still immersed in my lovelorn feeling? In fact, this kind of thing is really nothing. Are you still immersed in my lovelorn feeling? In fact, this kind of thing is really nothing.

59. Shake off yesterday's troubles with today's smile, abandon yesterday's troubles with today's happiness, let happiness bloom like snowflakes, move your thumb and knock on the keyboard, and this blessing will spread instantly and reap the happiness of the next stop! Friends, happy Snow Tears Festival!

60. Look at the mountains and the sea. Reading clears the mind. The method of reading is gradual, practice makes perfect and thoughtful. The method of doing things should also be gradual, down-to-earth, think twice before you act, and look forward to success!

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62. Life is too short to waste. A wise philosopher once said: When someone scolds me in the street, I don't even look back. I don't want to know this boring person at all! We should neither hurt others nor be influenced by other people's criticism, but should learn our skills in a down-to-earth manner according to our own wishes. Especially when you are a teenager, you should go all out to learn your skills and don't be distracted.

63. Feeling happiness is happiness. Many people are deliberately pursuing so-called happiness; Some people get it, but the price is huge. Many philosophers have said that happiness is a feeling, just like Buddha in your heart and mine. The feeling of happiness decreases with the degree of satisfaction, which is closely related to people's mood and mentality. The sages said: The harder you work, the deeper you love, the happier you are, and the harder you think. A person always feels unhappy, which is his greatest sorrow. Happiness is a feeling. If you are not satisfied, you will never be happy.

64. Time is wasted in worry. Smile at life.

65. Many people talk about forgiveness after being hurt, but in fact they can't get through it, even in a few years. Everyone should understand that the purpose of forgiving someone who has hurt you is not to show your generosity, but to make yourself feel better. If you can't let go at all, then why let the other person go? Tolerance is self-liberation, not self-abuse. Remember, forgiveness is not letting others go, but letting yourself go.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

67. One thing, no matter how perfect the design is, there is always a fly in the ointment, because the evaluation criteria are different; A person, no matter how beautiful he looks, will always be flawed because of different aesthetic levels. Walking in the vast world, we are all trying to make ourselves perfect, but more often, we feel imperfect regrets. Gold has no barefoot, and white walls have little leisure. As long as we have longed for and pursued, we should laugh at those imperfections, because our life will be full of imperfections.

Dear yourself, in the next year, you should get up early and go to bed late. You should change many of your habits and endure loneliness. But please remember to be kind to yourself. Remember to drink a glass of milk every day. Tea is better than coffee. Remember that regular exercise will get better gradually. Remember not to overeat. Remember to give yourself a big smile after getting up. Remember to hold yourself tight when you are on the verge of collapse and tell yourself that it will be over soon!

69. Open your memory, update your happiness and troubles, delete your troubles and sorrows, and create new happiness and dreams. On the day of Snow Tears Festival, let's format all the pains and sorrows and begin to yearn for tomorrow.

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7 1, telling those painful past events; Listen, call from the heart; Release, don't want to mention the sadness. Snow Tears Festival, may you release your sadness and collect your happiness. Happy Snow Tears Festival!

72. People will always encounter unpleasant things during their journey. They should learn to adjust, listen to music and chat. Forget those unhappy things and try to let yourself out. You will feel that the sun today is warmer than yesterday, and the sky today is bluer than yesterday!

73. Scars hurt because we are keen to touch them and remember them for others to see. If feelings move in memory, they will be sad in the past. Fools are more hurt, but wise men are stronger. All the joys and sorrows will be ironed out by time, and there is no need for too much melancholy, complaint and regret. If the past is not deleted, the future will never come. Believe in those you can't overcome, overcome, forbear and tolerate. As long as they don't kill you, they will make you stronger.

74. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

75. There are too many helplessness in our life, which we can't change and can't change. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

76. Dedication is not taking, but it should be voluntary. Let our generation of young people in the new century devote themselves to the torrent of dedication, starting from now and starting from themselves. Let the dedication of this evergreen tree be lush forever.

77. Think of me when you are lonely. Come and see me when you miss me. When you see me, bring fruits, bananas, oranges and apples. Banana means you love me, orange means you miss me, and apple means you love me.

78. Although we have lost something, no matter how precious it is, we are good after all, understand? This is called staying in the green hills, not afraid of burning without firewood. I hope this lovelorn thing won't affect your mood again.

79. The festival of snow and tears is coming. Happiness will clear the way for you, make you abandon your troubles and troubles, and life will be full of laughter from now on. Friends sincerely greet you, wish you a sweet and beautiful life, and wish you peace and happiness forever!

80. My heart is dead and my tears have dried up, so I can't bear to look back. I wake up, but I can't feel my feelings, and I can't shake the past. It is also empty and real. I love and hate. Leaves fall silently and flowers hurt my health. The only way is to look for it, cold and desolate, sad and miserable; Helpless, forbearing, forbearing; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.

8 1. When you are angry, count to ten before you speak. If you are very angry, count to one hundred.

82. If you are bitter, you will feel better when you say it. Shout out when you have pain, and you will be suddenly enlightened; If there is pressure, release it and your body will be comfortable; If you have trouble, throw it out and life will be fine; May you forget all your worries and troubles and laugh happily!

83. Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married just because you are old. It is better to worry about not getting married than worrying about her husband's cheating and divorce. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your original life. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.

84. Can you love others if you don't love yourself? Like yourself.

85. The suffering in everyone's life is like a relay race. One stick won't kill you. In the face of these, we must have an optimistic attitude. Let me give you hope and strength. Let's support each other and walk hand in hand! _

86. Don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but it is yourself who suffers.

87. Life is only a few decades. When you feel that something doesn't make sense, please tell yourself that you are just going the wrong way. Just quit your job and find another way. When you feel unfair, please tell yourself that it is all kinds of unfairness in the world that will make you stronger. What's really hard? Take a step back.