Funny quotations from temporary marriage

If you can turn your lover into another version of you, the marriage will last. Next, I brought some funny quotes about temporary marriage, which I hope will help you ~ Funny quotes about temporary marriage

1. The person next to you has a crucial influence on your success, because more than 5% of your success is in the hands of the person who sleeps next to you. Even if he or she does nothing, he or she can "hypnotize" you. -personal style

2. What couples fear most is each other's aggression. -San Mao's "The Crying Camel"

3. Things are impermanent, and couples * * * encourage them. -Nanpai's Third Uncle's Notes on Grave Robbery

4. Unconsciously, the soldiers are at the gate, and I am the only one guarding the city. What reason do I have not to surrender?

5. Marriage is the grave of love. There is no marriage, not even a grave ...

6. If you can turn your lover into another version of you, the marriage will last long.

7. "Married men and women, in their less romantic and noisy lives, have always wondered what feelings they have for each other after so many years."

8, because it is true, it is paranoid; Always persistent, almost crazy; Love you for no reason and become a veritable paranoid ~

9. There is no stock market that only rises and falls, just like there is no smooth marriage. All marriages have to be experienced. Those who are happy in the bull market are also happy, but only after experiencing the test of the bear market can they be called true happiness.

1. Mom talked about why women want to control economic power. She said that men get women. But there is nothing wrong with the car. Later, the money for maintenance was enough to sell another one. Maybe it will be thrown by the side of the road if it breaks down a little later. I interrupted to ask what this has to do with economic rights, and my mother said with a charming smile, what if there are two million locked in the trunk? -silver is fruity

11. The magic of marriage lies in the touch of gold turns stone. After years of marriage, gentleness becomes trivial, beauty becomes superficial, talent becomes ostentation, romance becomes glitz, and emotional appeal becomes waste. It is hard to see that husband and wife can appreciate and love each other for many years. Even if love is as hot as Xu Zhimo's Lu Xiaoman, they will smoke a cigarette and hit their faces if they don't agree after marriage. -Li Xiaoyi's Woman with a Fragrant Soul

12. If love is like a knife piercing the body, then marriage is like pulling the knife out; And love is the panic caused by that knife.

13. At my age, love without marriage or marriage without love makes me feel sick from the depths of my soul!

14. People will mature, become secular and have too many worries. So I lost the time to love freely, but to consider whether I can give happiness to each other. I often feel that it's not easy to meet someone who loves me and myself. Most people's marriage and love may just make do.

15. Life is a process of finding love. Everyone must find four people in his life: himself, the person you love the most, the person who loves you the most, and the person who spends his whole life. -Master Xu of Bai Longwang "Philippine Feng Shui Master Xu Shaofeng"

16. A good woman is not a beauty, but a heart color. A good wife is not her appearance, but her heart. Life depends on the heart. -Master Xu Shaofeng, Philippine Feng Shui Master, Bai Longwang

17. The word "An" and "An" are the most connotative words in China. The word "An" above means home, that is, to tell a man that there is a woman at home, and your heart can be peaceful. As the old saying goes, a wife is virtuous and her husband is safe. It may be a profound explanation of this word. China also has a connotative word "slave", that is, he warns a married man that if another woman (mistress) comes, the man will become a "slave". -Yan anqi

18. A suitable family is the equivalent of cognition and determination.

19. It is said that tenderness is like water, but it can't melt a heart of stone? ! All kinds of warmth and softness, it is difficult to change back!

2, marriage. The bond is not children, not money, but spiritual growth. In that most helpless and weak time, in the most depressed and down-and-out time, he held your chin up, straighten your back, ordered you to be strong, and accompanied you around, and shared the fate. At that time, in addition to love, the feelings between you also had the loyalty of treating each other with sincerity, the tacit understanding of never leaving, and the unforgettable kindness! Marriage and love are two different things.

21. Life is too short to be together; A day is too long to leave.

22. Love is short-lived, while marriage is long. Meeting is joyful, but breaking up is difficult. Choosing a person with excellent personality can not only ensure a stable performance in this life, but also ensure that both parties can quit gracefully and live a peaceful life in case of the end of fate.

23. Love needs interaction to have you in me and me in you!

24. The biggest difference between marriage and love is that love can be maintained only by feelings, while marriage needs not only feelings, but also many practical things, such as economic foundation, social recognition and so on. Love is the premise of marriage, and marriage is the destination of love, so when illusory love enters the sacred marriage hall, we should all learn to operate, learn to be kind to each other from the bottom of our hearts, and be grateful to each other.

25. Marriage is a transaction, but the reward is your love.

26. Love that can be expressed is too easy to do!

27. It's getting more and more tangled because of the constant cutting ~

28. The boy is as handsome as his mother! Girls grow up to be chased like their fathers!

29. When women are angry, they often speak freely, saying harsh words that embarrass each other and make them regret, and then trying to delete them afterwards is useless.

3. I have seen so many on-off and on-off, and I finally verified that sentence: every husband is a temporary worker!

31. Is a bad marriage terrible? It is just like a school, in which you have experienced the most terrible pain, the most wronged temper, the most tenacious patience, the most bone-eroding loneliness and the most hopeless waiting. Facing the future with such a tried-and-tested heart, is there still a hurdle to cross? -Li Xiaoyi's "A Woman with a Fragrant Soul"

32. That refusal broke each other's thoughts; From now on, strangers are no longer related; How many sad songs of the world of mortals have been played when they can't bear it; Instead of complaining about others, it is better to save my body from talking.

33. You must choose the person who loves you, and you must love the person you choose.

34. Hey, man, will you meet me again when you take the wrong road?

35, I don't want to have sex, I just want to have love, full of love, all for my daughter, always with her, or always with her, the man who will only leave his wife and children outside, let him stay where he is cool! Husband-how many feet away to become a husband!

36. Is there a kind of marriage, like ours, with a sense of distance? When you look up, I smile and respond. When you leave, I wave calmly, not sad or unhappy, like a new friend or a strange lover, is there? So I have always said: distance produces beauty!

37. "In fact, I really want to have a home, but I'm afraid of tossing. Love is very troublesome, and at this age, there is no capital for it. ""There is no inappropriateness, and the so-called inappropriateness is all made up by people themselves. ""If I meet you in the next second "

38. An emotional expert asked an old farmer: What is the difference between love and marriage? The old farmer said: very simple, you had dinner with her today, and you want to have dinner with her tomorrow. This is love. You had dinner with her today, and you have to have dinner with her tomorrow. This is marriage.

39. Marriage, like a shackle, will eventually become the grave of love. Just like love, it may be a vigorous ending of friendship.

4. "It is said that marriage is the grave of love." "Then bury me."