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Four highlights of bedtime fairy tales to coax your baby.
1. bedtime fairy tales: crow bobo and swallow niuniu
On this day, it rained heavily, and the crow bobo was soaked and hungry, curled up among the branches, looking miserable. He fought one chill after another. He tried to lower himself because he was afraid that his legs would be numb with cold and he would fall down accidentally.
The crow Bobo suddenly saw Little Swallow Niuniu flying out of the host's house and playing games happily in the oblique wind and drizzle. Uncle crow is really full of envy!
In the eyes of crow Bobo, all swallows are real speculators. Once the weather turned cold, they immediately fled to the south; When spring blossoms, they will go back to their old house. Strangely, human beings don't seem to care about the opportunism of swallows.
Smart swallows, with beautiful clothes and sweet mouths, are deeply loved by human beings, who make an exception and allow them to nest on the beams. This is something that other birds never dare to expect!
Crows, in particular, feel this most deeply. Whenever a crow flies over a village, it is always on tenterhooks. Crows that have been repeatedly looked down upon are afraid to go near human yards, let alone fly into human houses.
"alas! Yanzi Niu Niu is really a master of flattery! " The shivering crow bobo talked to himself.
"Bobo, what are you talking about? Whose horse do you think I hit? " Niu Niu, who just passed by, felt a little puzzled.
"Hey hey! Don't pretend to be naive. If you don't kiss up to *, why do people allow you to live in his house? I was scolded as soon as I approached! " Bobo complained angrily.
"Everyone needs company! The reason why we can live in harmony with human beings is that we have been stressing hygiene, civilization and respecting human habits. We never pander, vomit or even speak as quietly as possible on the beams. Look at yourself, complaining all day, who wants to accept you! Getting along with others is not flattery, but being kind to others. You don't do well yourself, but you can't just complain about others! " The swallow said sincerely.
Bobo, crow, blushed and shut his nagging mouth.
2. Baby's bedtime fairy tale: crying and laughing mushrooms
"Grandpa Hedgehog, why am I laughing?" The little white rabbit asked the knowledgeable grandpa hedgehog.
"Because this is a laughing mushroom." Grandpa hedgehog said.
"Laughing at mushrooms?" The white rabbit asked curiously.
"Yes, this mushroom just came out, must have heard laughter. It grew up with laughter and finally became a laughing mushroom. People who smell or eat will laugh and be very happy. " Grandpa hedgehog explained.
"I can testify that sika deer passed by when it rained just now, and he suddenly remembered a joke and smiled happily." The magpie in the tree said.
"Laughing mushroom, I want to take you home to my mother. My mother is ill and in a bad mood. With you, she will be happy. " The little white rabbit smiled and said to the mushroom carefully.
"Don't worry, little white rabbit. With smiling mushrooms, your mother will get better." Grandpa hedgehog comforted him and said.
The little black rabbit came to the Woods with a basket on his arm. He picked a little black mushroom, smelled it and burst into tears.
"Grandpa hedgehog, why am I crying?" The little black rabbit asked the knowledgeable grandfather hedgehog.
"Because this is a crying mushroom." Grandpa hedgehog said.
"crying mushrooms?" The little black rabbit asked curiously.
"Yes, this mushroom just came out, it must have heard crying. It grew up crying and finally became a crying mushroom. People who smell or eat will cry, especially sad. " Grandpa hedgehog explained.
"I can testify that when it rained just now, the little goat passed by here. He remembered that his mother was ill and burst into tears. " The crow in the tree said.
"crying mushrooms, I still want to live happily, you stay away from me!" The little black rabbit threw the crying mushroom on the ground and said.
"Son, come on, crying is also an emotional need of people. After a long time, crying is also good for physical and mental health. " Grandpa Hedgehog stepped forward and picked up the crying mushroom.
"Really, my father has been in a bad mood for a long time. I'll take the crying mushroom home and make him cry. Maybe it will get better. " The little black rabbit took the crying mushroom from Grandpa Hedgehog and said.
"No problem, crying is also a kind of vent. Your father will be fine. " Grandpa hedgehog comforted him and said.
The smiling mushroom of the little white rabbit cured her mother's illness; The little black rabbit cried mushrooms and cured his father's illness. Everyone admires Grandpa Hedgehog, who is knowledgeable.
3. Baby's bedtime fairy tale: An An's troubles
One day, Ann finished eating the apples. Mom brought the cake again. After eating the cake, she let him drink milk again. Ann felt her chubby belly. I am afraid to think: will my mother turn me into a fat bear?
Ann doesn't want to become a fat bear. He's gone, he's gone.
In the forest, Ann met a real bear. Seeing that Ann was anxious, the real bear asked, "What are you afraid of?"
"Afraid of mom!" Answer honestly.
The real bear opened his eyes wide and said strangely, "how nice it is to have a mother!" Why are you afraid of your mother? " "If you think mom is good, I'll give her to you!" An An said.
Ann's words are amazing. No sooner had he finished than he became a bear. Where is the bear? This is an Ann.
"Oh, oh, oh …" Little Bear Ann cried happily and ran to Ann's house. An Xiong stays in the Woods.
An Xiong is running around in the Woods. When he is happy, he chases butterflies. When he is tired, he rests on the trunk.
How time flies! It's almost evening. An Xiong suddenly felt hungry, but he didn't want to eat small animals or young leaves.
Ann's little bear ran around and couldn't find anything to eat. At this moment, he thought of his mother. Oh, it's good to have a mother! Mom will prepare anything she wants to eat.
Ann's little bear pattered home. When he saw his mother, he shouted, "Mom! Mom! I miss you so much! " Mother looked at An Xiong strangely and said, "You have the wrong number. I am not your mother, I am Ann's mother. " Say that finish, my mother pushed Xiong Anan to Xiong Anan.
An An Xiong began to cry sadly and said, "Mom, I am your An!" " "
When Ann finished this sentence, the magic failed, and in a blink of an eye, she changed back with him. Where is Little Bear Ann? He turned back into a real bear and ran back to the Woods.
Since then, Ann has never run away, and her mother has never forced Ann to eat this and that. "Children will naturally eat when they are hungry." Mom also often goes to find fathers who force their children to eat, mom said.
4. Baby's bedtime fairy tale: flying squirrel
One day, the little mouse was stealing food from the granary, and the big cat found it, so it got scared and got into the hole in the wall. Never dared to come out, because he knew that the big cat must be waiting for him outside the hole!
The big cat was so anxious that it meowed outside the hole in the wall, but the little mouse just wouldn't come out. The big cat has no choice but to leave.
After such a fright, the little mouse was afraid for a long time, always worried about being chased by the cat again.
Is there any way to avoid cats? The little mouse rolled his eyes and came up with an idea.
It happened that a sparrow flew overhead. The little mouse suddenly had a fantastic idea: if he could fly, he would never be afraid of being chased by a cat again.
I want to practice flying! The little mouse made up his mind.
So he rushed forward desperately, hoping that he could fly. No matter how hard he tries, he can't leave the ground completely.
"Haha, you mice can't fly, and it's useless to practice!" Sparrows told him.
"impossible!" The little mouse didn't believe it and ran like hell.
At night, the little mouse was tired to death, but still unwilling, dragging his heavy legs and struggling forward.
A bat flew by. "Hey, it's just a flying mouse!" The little mouse shouted excitedly into the air, "Hey, you mouse, how did you fly?"
The bat screamed happily, "What? I'm not a mouse! I am a bat, and we were born to fly. "
"You're just a mouse, you can't fool me. Tell me, how did you fly? " The little mouse said angrily.
"Well," the bat thought the little mouse was annoying and decided to teach him a lesson. "You climb the mountain in front of you and then rush down the cliff. When your body is in the air, you will naturally fly. "
"Oh, it's too simple! I know I can fly. " The little mouse climbed up the mountain excitedly.
At the top of the mountain, he rushed down the cliff. When he was in the air, he was very excited. He shouted to the valley, "I can fly. I'm not afraid of cats anymore. "
Who knows, before his voice fell, he was firmly caught by an owl flying quietly. "If you can fly, do you think I can't catch you? Poor little mouse. " The owl said proudly.
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