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What wonderful habits do southerners and northerners have when taking a bath?
Southerners take a bath, just like the following article. Warm and whispering. A man rushed under the tap. The water is too hot and too cold. Get warm, in the words of northerners, right? Attention? .
Taking a bath in the north is like going to jiaozi. Jump? Let's put the pot down first.
Take a bath in a public bath! It feels like taking a bath! While washing, I brag to the people next to me. As for who the person next to me is, it doesn't matter, because I can't see clearly. There is a large group of naked people in the bathhouse, and the fog is pervasive. When southerners first saw this scene, they thought there was a flat peach party in the sky!
When southerners take a shower, of course? Rub? Yes, but are they? Rub? More exquisite is:
Ouch! Pain, pain, pain! Relax. Relax. ?
Ouch! Hot, hot, hot. You want to burn me! ?
Northerners? Rub? When I am a careless person:
Hey! I'll go! Don't you have food? Use some force! ?
Push harder! ?
Push harder! ?
Come on, come on, you come down and I'll rub it for you. Use this force, okay? Stop tickling! ?
After wiping, I slipped into the big pool and shouted:? Oh, I'll go. I'm burning to death. ?
However, when he shouted hot, he just didn't jump out and enjoyed himself.
When a southerner first arrived in the north, what was his first feeling if he went to experience a bath in a big bathhouse? I'm afraid this is not the pig killing pool in the vegetable market, is it?
There is noise, screaming, comfort and laughter in it.
Generally speaking, due to the different living habits of the north and the south, people have different habits of taking a bath and rubbing, so the requirements for rubbing are different. After all, a plowman who is used to farming must feel uncomfortable if you let him eat western food.
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