There is an urgent need for a full version of the lines of the cross talk "I want to take an exam"! !

1 Cousin 2 Cousin

1. I have something to ask you today. My cousin, whom I haven't seen for years, suddenly proposed to enter an art school and want to be a star. Everyone knows how difficult it is to be a star these days. That art school recruits 100,000 troops to cross the wooden bridge every year. Few of them succeed. When she comes, I will deal with her. I asked you for help, too. Convince him. Stop dreaming and go home and work hard.

2. Melanie, I love you. You are like an orchid. You are like a plum blossom. I think of you when I see Meilan! Ye is coming! Open! ~

Hello, cousin

1. Hi Cousin! (high-five)

Cousin Yi, what do you mean?

2. The stars all appear like this. They have style! Ye Ye Ye!

1. Alas, my cousin caught this fashionable language and went out to buy a mystery!

This is why they often praise me for thunder, rain and wind ...

1. Okay!

2. It's not human! .........

1. Is this a compliment ..? I don't think what they said is right. Look at it. This wine looks like a New Year picture.

2.(* Surprised) New Year pictures ~

1. Rich and colorful. See things in a blur ..

Oh, do you think my clothes fit? ..

1. Team to team

I bought it specially for this exam! What's wrong, cousin? Is it beautiful? ? (Turn it around)

1. Well, beautiful is beautiful .. just a little dizzy. ..

2. Is the color right? ..

1 Right

2 Taixuanla

1 Yes!

No wonder Laura just walked to the door when suddenly a taxi came to me!

1. Ouch, that's dangerous.

Then he stepped on the brakes! At that time, I yelled at her: What's wrong with you! It's okay. What are you stopping for?

1. Yes

He said, sorry, I thought it was a red light.

1. Is there such a big red light?

That's right. If I look at him like this, she will think it is a green light. (fainting)

1 It's your suit's fault!

How expensive!

1, I can't see it!

Look at the price of this coat. 3800 yuan!

1 That's a famous brand!

Later, I reduced the price to 25 yuan!

1 pants?

Cheap pants 10 yuan.

1 10 yuan is not expensive. ..

Hehe, I bought four. Later, he gave me one. ..

1 Why?

He said let me go quickly and don't delay his business. ...

Cousin 1, don't buy clothes at the stall, go to the big shopping mall!

I went to two shopping centers. ..

1 Oh, you went.

Two days later, I walked into a large shopping mall. I felt it and found a handsome guy staring at me all the time.

1 Oh, he must have a crush on you.

Then I asked him to pull hi, handsome. You must like me, right?

1 haha, he must have said, oh, miss, you are so beautiful.

I'm afraid you'll steal!

1 cough! So the security guard is after you.

He is a contemptible person, and I will become a big star as soon as I am admitted to the Art College!

1 Wait a minute, Cousin, this art school is not so easy to test. First of all, there are requirements for image.

My image is ok. They all say I have a star image.

1 I didn't see it.

They said my left side looks like it, and my right side looks like it.

1 middle ..

2 lightning is narrow!

1 This shows that your image is very creative.

It doesn't matter if a girl is ugly. The key is to be confident.

The key to 1 is self-confidence, which is a necessary condition for being an actor.

I am particularly attractive.

1 Oh, you have charm.

Several boys followed me after work yesterday, and they wanted to pursue me ~

1, why is it always followed?

They want to pursue me ~

Cousin 1, don't be silly. Have you ever met a bad guy?

Really? Then I quickly ran to a cemetery in the back hill.

1 What are you doing there?

How clever I am! I said a word that scared them all away!

What did 1 say?

Alas, I finally got home (audience laughs) and scared them all away!

1 That's a good idea!

When I got up, I saw a man knocking on a tombstone with a nail in his left hand and a hammer in his right hand.

Hey, what's he typing?

Yes, I just asked you that this person has a problem. Why do you always knock at the door when you have nothing to do]

1 What did he say?

He said something that scared me.

1 What did he say?

He said, I don't know who carved my name wrong. I came out to correct ... ..

1 scared ...

Cousin is joking with you ... As the saying goes.

1 how to say >

It is said that beautiful women can confuse men, smart women can inspire men, and talented women can attract men.

1 is right.

A woman like me

How about 1?

You can conquer a group of men!

……………………… ..

What's the image of cousin?

The image of 1 is lethal. Even if your image has characteristics, do you have to be an actor? What's your education?

2 education is ok!

1 to what extent?

2 international students!

1 Very good! Where did you learn?

2 (giggle) primary school 18 years. (Audience laughs)

1 Look, everyone is laughing at you ... Is that a repeater?

Students who repeat grades are referred to as international students for short.

1 (Cousin is helpless)

I'm smart, so you won't know if I ask you any question.

1 impossible.

Test you a simple one! It is said that there are two yuan on the ground, one is 50 and the other is 100. Which one do you choose?

1 I definitely choose 100.

You are stupid. Can't we pick two together?

1 oh ... brain teaser.

Let's test you again. Okay, okay, I'm not ready to do it again.

Why didn't Beethoven play the piano with this finger?

1 ... because of injury!

2. Because this finger is my fool ~!

1 let me in for a long time. You're still a child!

So let's do something smart.

How about guessing words?

1 no problem

2 Pia shua Liu Pia

1 ... Oh, it's fresh, with dubbing. Hehe ... I can't guess

I can't guess, that's the word to serve the people!

Why is 1 a word that serves the people?

Because the words are written like this, the dots are hooked, and together they are PIA SHUA, Liu Zhi PIA.

1 love you, it's the first time to see you. I can't believe it. I can't guess the other one.

Then another Piashua, Liu Zhi and Liu Zhi.

Liu Zhi Pia Pia Pia Pia Pia Pia Pia!

1 Do you have a firecracker factory at home?

What word is it?

1 can't guess!

I don't know

1

Serve the people of the world!

1 impossible. Do you have so many piapiapiapiashua, or one word?

2 traditional Chinese characters!

1 How to write traditional Chinese characters?

2: 00, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook, hook! Aha ... yeah, oh, yeah!

1 I'm convinced, cousin.

Take it.

1 Well, you are smarter than me, and you are more knowledgeable than me.

exactly

1 But being an actor is nothing. The key is to be able to sing, talk and act on the stage.

I sing very well.

1 Oh, you sang well.

On a concert tour.

1 really

Look at new york, London, Australia, Moscow, Japan and France.

You've been to 1 to dig a wall.

Hehe, I have never been there.

1 Never been there. Why is it so lively?

I am very popular in our place.

1 quite hot.

I have sung in five karaoke bars.

1 5 What's the effect of the karaoke bar?

2 the effect is leverage!

1 ouch, that's great

2. I sang four families. ...

1 Fortunately, there is one left.

Which family heard that I was closing early?

1 Why?

They said that I would collapse after I went, so I just turned it off.

1 Do you understand? Blame him for being an amateur singer. I'm telling you, I'm just testing you Everyone is a judge. How about a very simple song? Everyone can sing a big sedan chair. Can you sing?

2 Hey, hey, hey ... I can sing any song.

1 This is not modesty. You come.

In order to show my strength, I sang this song and sincerely gave it to my cousin!

When the sun comes out, you swing. After swinging, you swing the wire to the internal high-voltage line, and you leave this world. Thank you!

1. This ... Are you a singer or a killer? A song makes me sing ... What do you mean?

2. What if the lyrics are wrong? ..

1. As a professional singer, the lyrics must be correct. Listen to how professional singers sing! . (Singing ...)

How about a professional singer with clear pronunciation and mellow voice? This is too difficult. You can't sing. Can you sing a simple eighteen bends of mountain road? >

Hey, hey, hey ... I can sing any song.

1 Really not modest. You come.

The descendants of Dashan love the sun, and the sun loves it. There are people in the mountains! !

I don't believe 1 I can't control him. Er ... Next, you should sing "Eighteen Bends in Mountain Road" without any difficulty. Will it?

2 & kloc-0/Hehe, I can sing any song.

1 I knew you would say that. You have to sing a suffocating feeling in this song …

2 who brought the call from afar, who left the expectation for thousands of years ~ ~ .....

1. Oh, ok ~

What did you say?/Sorry? Gold and silver cups are not as good as everyone's reputation. Bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as everyone's applause. I think my cousin sings very well ... cheers ... no. If I think I sing better than my cousin, clap and shout. ...

1 .. Why are so many people clapping? ..

Hehe, from our village.

1 good good ... Cousin, frankly speaking, you still have some characteristics in singing, but entering the last part of the art school is the most difficult step. What is more difficult is sketching. Pay attention to the relationship between people and places. ..

I have two sketches, and I have …

1 Oh, we have all the sketches. ..

I have ~! Give you a film I made in 1998!

1 This cow is blown up; Everyone knows that Titanic was filmed by Americans.

I shot a pirated version of the rural version.

1 Oh, you made up a version yourself.

Cousins, please help me. Will you play a role in it?

1, ok, ok, I'll help. It doesn't matter.

I play the heroine shredded pork in it!

1 That's not shredded pork. That's meatballs.

You play the hero's jacket! ...

1 jacket ... and a suit. It's called ... Jack and Ross. Okay, here we go!

Oh, this jacket is windy. Come and hold my waist.

1 Your waist .. Oh, dear shredded pork, where is your waist?

2 waist! It's in the thinnest part of my body.

1 (strangle her. )

This is my neck!

1 This is the neck. Where is the waist? ..

Here it is!

1 This is the waist. I thought it was a bucket. ..

Oh, Jack, give me your paw.

1 animal world hand again!

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Please pass me your hand.

1 Please use standard Chinese.

Oh, jacket, do you remember those three words of love to me?

Oh, I love you.

I love you

I love you too.

2 ... 2 ... I love you bah. ...

What are you doing? Bah, my face ... drools.

If you spit at me, I will bah you, Sai.

1 Do you know English? Then I won't play.

As an actor, be professional! Play it!

1 still open?

2 performances

1. Oh, dear Ross

Oh, dear Jack.

1 Every time I see you

Oh, how about it?

1 Don't want to live. ..

Oh, honey. Cousin, do you think I can be admitted to the Art College?

1 I don't think teachers in China can teach you. You might as well try Hollywood.

They just like a savage girlfriend like you.

Ok, ok, ok. ...

1 It's a pity that you don't know foreign languages.

Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the school we hope.

Enjoy it. Plese ..

1 hey .. I really understand, my cousin said; Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Hope Middle School. I want you to.

Have fun!

I am ugly, too, but I am lively.

1 He said he was ugly but gentle.

2 Thank you for watching our poegranmes 1 Thank you for watching our program!