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No one writes ink

A son from a rich family went to take an exam. His father took the exam beforehand and his score was very good. He thought he would be admitted, but unexpectedly

There is no son’s name on it. My father rushed to the county magistrate for comment. The county magistrate brought the roll to check, and saw a faint layer of gray fog on it, but no words could be seen.

As soon as his father came home, he scolded: "How come your exam paper is written in such a way that no one can read it clearly?"

The son cried: "There is no one in the exam room to polish it for me." I have to write with a pen dipped in water on an inkstone."

Old lady chanting Buddha's name

There was an old lady holding a few beads in her hand while chanting Amitabha, Amitabha. , while shouting: "Er Han, Er Han,

There are too many ants on the pot. I hate them to death. Get a fire and burn them to death for me." Then he read: "Amitabha, Amitabha

Buddha." Then he shouted: "Er Han, Er Han, help me remove the ashes from the bottom of the pot. Don't use your own dustpan, because If you want to burn it, just ask your neighbor to borrow a dustpan. Remember, remember. Amitabha, Amitabha"

A monk is never a vegetarian.

A monk is not a guest. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked: "Master, do you drink?"

The monk smiled and said: "Drink a little wine, but I never eat vegetarian food."

Except Confused

A man complained to the county government: "I will lose my hoe tomorrow, please investigate."

The county official asked: "You slave! I will lose my hoe tomorrow." , why didn’t you come to report the crime yesterday?”

After hearing this, the clerk next to him couldn’t help but laugh. The county magistrate immediately concluded the case and said: "You must be the one who stole the hoe! What did you steal it for?"

The clerk replied: "I want to get rid of that fool."

The old man is sad

There was an old man who was rich and wealthy, with a family full of descendants. On his 100th birthday, the house was crowded with birthday guests, but the old man was very unhappy.

Everyone asked him: "You are so lucky, why are you worried?"

The old man replied: "I am not worried about anything, I am just worried about my 200th birthday. The number of people coming to congratulate has increased by hundreds and thousands.

How can I remember them all?"

Arguing for advantages

One person holds his son in his arms? While playing outside, a neighbor jokingly said: "Father and son are of the same blood. Just look at your son and you will know that his face is exactly the same as mine."

The person holding the child said: "Yes, you and this child were born from the same woman. How can your faces be different?"

Two villains had malignant sores on their backs and asked a doctor to treat them. The doctor looked at one, then the second, and pretended to be horrified and said: "His heart is worse and can be cured, but your heart is so bad that it has become rotten. Call me How to get good treatment?"