What's the good ambiguous joke?

One day my husband called me inexplicably and told me that he was in the street and wanted to buy me a bag. After listening, he was ecstatic.

My husband came back and said that he didn't know what style I liked, so he bought four styles together.

He also said that as long as I am happy. At that time, the excited man quickly hugged his husband and kissed him.

Then I quickly opened a look at "bean paste bag, sauce meat bag, soup bag, sugar bag".

Anxious ... I have enough food now.

I saw my colleague Penguin yesterday: Tang Sanzang finally met Tathagata.

I immediately asked her, "Are you pregnant?

She replied, "Can you guess it's so obscure?"

Hey hey, look down on my skill. Raise your hand if you know children's shoes. ...

Some time ago, I gave my nephew a step-by-step reading machine. The kind on TV won't be lit anywhere there.

He was there when I took him to KFC today, and then I asked my uncle if you had a reader at that time. I said no!

He asked me again how do you learn English?

I'm just saying that I was using my dad's card reader and I couldn't play anywhere.

You know, since I have my father's card reader, my mother will never worry about my English grades again.

What was your mother doing then?

Mom just needs to prepare for my funeral.

My niece doesn't understand. The sister next to me understood and sprayed a mouthful of coke. ...

The cruelest thing I have done in my life is to unite Mr. A and Mr. B in the dormitory and let them hold Mr. C down.

Then, in front of Xiao C, set his computer DEF disk to 206 g (I think so, I can't remember clearly).

There are also 600G hard drives, ***802G AV, seeds, resources and pictures all deleted one by one. ...

At that time, Xiao C cried, which was called a heartbreak. ...

My wife bought a pair of sexy underwear, leopard print, hollowed out and lace black border!

I flushed and said excitedly, "Wife, you look much better in them."

Then ... then I went to the hospital! ……

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