Jokes about the Dragon Zodiac

12 The zodiac is going to cross the sea, and the dragon is a dragon boat, but he asks every zodiac to tell a joke before boarding. If all the other 10 zodiac animals are laughing, you can only get on the dragon boat, or you will be thrown into the sea. The first one started with the cow, and everyone laughed, but the dragon found that the pig didn't laugh, so everyone threw the cow into the sea, and then the chicken said something. The pig smiled and said, "The joke that Niu just told was so funny that it killed me."

Mouse: It took a lot of effort, but it failed to destroy or reduce its population. On the contrary, it has expanded. The mouse, the first of the zodiac, is also the first of the four evils.

An interesting talk on the new explanation of the zodiac

Niu: Maybe life is too easy. Maybe people are mad because they are not satisfied with slaughter and food. Humans define this "rich disease" as mad cow ice. Well, cow, it seems that it will not be as "grovelling" as before.

Tiger: It's on the verge of extinction, because "scarcity is precious"! The so-called series of tonics such as tiger whip and tiger bone are very popular. What does Tiger think of counterfeiting?

Rabbit: Maybe it's because I've been with Sister Chang 'e for too long! Hobbies and amateur sports can only become digging holes, so there will be the theorem of "three caves of cunning rabbits" in the future!

Dragon: What exactly does the legendary sacred object look like? What else can you bring us besides sex?

Snake: Will there be touching stories of love, friendship and affection after the reincarnation of the white snake and the green snake?

Ma: Without Wan Li galloping on the battlefield, we can only eat grass in the trough or go out to pull rickshaws. At most, we will be whipped and driven away by human beings in a palm-sized place to compete for a meaningless first place.

Sheep: the process of evolution has made a large part more docile, while a small part looks noble and lofty. However, greed has never let go of the due evolutionary results, and desire has slaughtered these noble and noble sheep at will. Hey, for that damn cashmere!

Monkey: A monkey without a tight hoop really seems to have no Buddha nature. It only knows how to have fun every day and be a carefree monkey king. Even though he was locked in a zoo cage that looked like a gossip stove, he forgot the rebellious spirit that caused havoc in heaven, and he was still complacent. Oh, my God.

Chicken: Why do poultry that lay eggs and produce meat become synonymous with prostitutes? Oh! Sad!

Dog: the sharp canine teeth and the prestige when watching the house are gone. They will only cover their fur with an indescribable wool fabric, and learn to act like cats and jump behind others to win the favor of human beings.

Pig: Don't fatten yourself up, or you'll really be doomed!