What are the humorous sentences in the circle of friends?

1, I didn't want someone to accompany me during infusion, but when I wanted to go to the toilet, I found that no one gave me an infusion bag.

2. After hours of continuous pain and hours of continuous infusion and consultation, I finally came back to life.

3, 3 hours of infusion, arranged. I really dare not move now.

I am sick and need infusion. If you ask me what I have lost, the answer is: I miss your night.

5, the infusion was bruised for three and a half days, which was particularly painful, just like being hit on the back of the hand. That's it. I'm not ready yet. It's time for infusion.