Funny quotations from One Piece

A selection of funny quotations from One Piece

1. Luffy and Solon just went out to sea and were hungry. Luffy pointed to a bird in the sky and said, let's eat that bird. (Eraser ~ ~ rushes to the sky) ~ ~

The next second, Luffy's head is in the mouth of a big bird: help! Help! ....

Sauron (rowing desperately): Idiot! ! ! What the hell? ! ! ! ! !

2. Luffy VS Baki. Luffy is no match for the fragmented Bucky, who has triumphed all the way and once again demonstrated his ability. But when he recovered, ...

Bucky: Huh? ! ! ! ! (The body was stolen by Nami and turned into little Bucky)

This scene is so funny ~ ~ ~

On a dark night, Soren faced Guina.

Guina won the n th victory (I forget how many times), but she burst into tears and said bitterly, "Soren is so nice, it's a boy ... (omit the word N+ 1 below) and her breasts are beginning to develop (referring to herself) ..." Soren blushed ~ ~

Don't call me sexy, this scene is really not very funny, but it witnessed the innocence of a cool brother when he was a child ... (I have never blushed since I was a child, and this moment is really precious ~ ~)

4. Sea Restaurant

Luffy is doing odd jobs, while Sauron, Nami and Wu are enjoying a good meal.

Luffy felt very balanced about this different treatment, so he threw his booger into Sauron's water.

Soren was about to drink it. At this critical moment when everyone is worried that Cool Brother will make a fool of himself. ...

Sauron (attacking Luffy): Drink it yourself! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

5. Kokosia village

Soren: ... nobody ... (Nami is nobody anyway)

Shan Zhi (furious): What did you say! ! ! ! Where are Nami's breasts small? ! ! ! !

Sauron (Khan): That's all you can think of ... as you speak, you draw a knife to meet Shan Zhi's flying leg.

Here comes the funnier time: WU GANG arrives, caught between a knife and a leg ... (becomes a hamburger, poor victim).

Soren: Wu is not dead.

Shan Zhi: ... no, almost. ...

6. Luffy: I can't use a sword, draw a chart, cook or lie. ...

Wu: Hello!

I was very touched at first, and I couldn't help but snore when I heard the last sentence.

7. Nami, Vivian and Sauron are trapped by the candlestick of MR3.

Sauron (knife pointing to the sky, a cool look)

Nami: Do something! Why are you doing this?

Sauron: I mean, if you want to make a candle doll, let's make it into a cool shape.

(Sweating violently ... Sauron really has a cold sense of humor)

8. In the evening, Luffy, Sauron and Wu are all sleeping.

Luffy: Shan Zhi, Shan Zhi, eat.

Shan Zhi: Didn't you just eat?

Sauron: Don't disturb others' sleep.

Wu: Don't always sleep, but help.

In the other room.

Nami: These people talk in their sleep. It's amazing.

9. When they first entered the Grand Lane, they were swallowed by the whale Bra and met Haggs in the whale's belly.

Shan Zhi: Where is this, old man?

Heggs: ... (to himself) ...

Shan Zhi: I'll kill him! ! ! !

Sauron: Calm down! (to Haggis) Who are you, old man?

Kurogas: Do you have to bear your own name before asking others' names?

Sauron: Ah, yes, we are ... (interrupted by Kurogas)

Heggs: My name is ... (to himself again)

Sauron: I'm going to kill him! ! ! ! !

10. Desert

Luffy (decadent): Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah …

Wu (decadent): Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah …

Nami: Didn't I tell you not to scream like that?

Wu (decadent): Ah ~ Sauron, carry me ~

Sauron: Don't play with women with me!

Luffy: Me too, Sauron!

Sauron: Guess the decision ~ (so he is still willing)

Luffy and Wu are always funny when they are together, and then they are added.

1 1. Everybody leave the alabaster.

Shan Zhi: Nami, are you thinking about Vivian?

Nami: ... I forgot to ask Weiwei for money. ...

Everybody's crazy! ! ! ! !

Sauron: Bastard Nami! ! ! !

Qiao Ba: Wu has fallen! ! ! (Nobody cares about him)

I repeat: Wu has fallen! ! !

Nami: Who told him not to worry?

Everyone: It's all your fault! ! ! ! !

12. In the bathroom of Alabastan Palace, everyone (except Sauron) saw Nami's naked body, and his nosebleeds soared.

Cobra (wiping her nose): Thank you very much this time.

Everyone (thinking about spying on Nami, all in unison): horny old man!

13. Lufei and others were caught by the sand crocodile.

Luffy: Imitate Shan Zhi! Did you eat meat?

Wu (clapping, laughing)

Nami: Be serious! (plane)

Sauron was sleeping in the corner and was beaten: Is it morning?

Nami (angry): It's noon! ! !

14. Qiangos hypnotized the rock pirates and made them think they were powerful.

"One, two, handsome brother!"

Rock Pirate: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (go on the rampage)

Sauron: Luffy, get ready to go, ... Luffy! Luffy!

Luffy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! ! ! ! (also furious)

Sauron (angry): You are hypnotized, too! ! !

15. Empty island

Sauron, Robin and Nami left the spaceship.

Sauron (grabs his cane and clears his throat): Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ ~ (swings smoothly to the other side)

Nami (Khan): Is he trying to show his courage? !

It was Nami's turn, fearing that she almost ran into a tree and was saved by Robin.

Nami: Thank you very much.

Sauron (still "ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~"): I blame you for not calling it that.

Nami: It has nothing to do with this! ! ! ! !

Sauron's cold humor embodies ~ ~

16. Seven Water Cities

Sauron was trapped in a chimney, rescued by Qiao Ba, and then joined Luffy and Nami.

Nami: Solon, where have you been?

Sauron: Ah … no … I didn't go anywhere …

Qiao Ba: He's stuck in the chimney.

Sauron (face black, pinching Qiao Ba's neck): ...

Qiao Ba: Ah ... Ah. ...

Luffy: Hahahaha ~ ~ Solon, you are so stupid ~ ~

Nami (edge): Are you qualified to laugh at him? ! ! ! (Luffy is caught in the crack of the building) They are all idiots! ! ! ! !

17.G8 fortress

Lufei, Sauron and Wu were imprisoned and went to save them, but they were ambushed by the navy.

Wu: It's in my schoolbag.

Shan Zhi took out a shell and posed. The navy stared nervously.

Shan Zhi (presses the button and a voice comes from Berry): What a gentle snake ~ ~

Wu: Ah ~ ~ Wrong, this is a recording case ~ ~

Navy laugh wildly, Shan Zhi flushed (so cute ~ ~ ~). Among them, the two navies closest to Shan Zhi laughed loudly at Shan Zhi.

Shan Zhi (black face): One more word and I'll kill you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wu: Shan Zhi, this must be it! !

Shan Zhi pressed it again, and Berry gave off a stench. ...

Wu: Ah ... this is Weibei ... Who farted?

Luffy (covering her nose and coughing): Sorry, it's me. ...

18. Seven Water Cities

Kaku hurried to see the golden merry and flew in the sky ~ ~

Shan Zhi (looking up at trapeze): What happened to Woosop City?

After Kaku got on the boat, Sauron was sleeping.

Solon (zzzz ~ ~ ~ ~): Ah, Wu Thorpe ~ ~ (goes back to bed)

19. Qiao Ba looks for his companion with the help of the citizens of the city of seven waters.

Qiao Ba: Luffy! ! ! ! Soren. ! ! ! Shan Zhi! ! ! ! ! ! ! (softly) Wu, come back ~

Citizen a: luffy! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen b: Solon! ! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen C: Shan Zhi! ! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen D: (softly) Come back to Woosop ~ ~ ~

20. On the way to catch up with Robin, Nami showed a new magic three-piece suit.

Sauron: Nami, have you improved your weapons?

Nami: Wu helped me improve it with shellfish.

Sauron: Oh, Wu.

Nami: Well, Wu Thorpe.

Lufei (laughs)

……

Nami (with tears streaming down her face and Luffy looking sad): ... This is his ... posthumous work. ...

Sauron: Don't be like Mourning!

2 1. Nami: Not much money ~ ~ only * * * *.

Luffy (rarely serious): As the captain, I want to talk about you, spending money too recklessly ~ ~

Everyone (a beating): It's all for you to eat!

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