The twelve zodiac animals that love to tell jokes

The monkey is shocked! Historical experts recently discovered 13 pieces of evidence that Sun Wukong was born as a girl: 1. Although Sun Wukong has the ability to immobilize himself, he never molests beautiful women. 2. Sun Wukong has never been able to do anything to handsome guys, such as Erlang Shen and Tang Seng. He also teased the handsome boy Nezha a few times. 3. Throughout Journey to the West, Sun Wukong transforms into a beautiful woman countless times, which is a lot of hints. 4. The six-eared macaque took the place of Sun Wukong. It was more cute and well-behaved and won the favor of Tang Monk. Therefore, Sun Wukong ignored the Bodhisattva's persuasion and beat the cute six-eared macaque to death. It was obviously the jealousy of women. 5. Tang Monk made a flower hat for Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong was so happy that he jumped up and down. It is obviously the nature of women to love beauty. And Sun Wukong's title: Monkey King 6. After being with Tang Monk for so long, the wooden monk just didn't know Sun Wukong's female body. As a result, Sun Wukong was lonely and unbearable. When he met Zhu Bajie, he deliberately let Wukong experience the addiction of being a bride. Although the target is the ugly Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong's heart must be sweet. 7. Every time Tang Seng has an affair, Sun Wukong will match them up with a smile on the surface. In fact, Wukong, who is deeply in love with Tang Seng, is bleeding in his heart! Therefore, when the jealousy is hard to contain, Sun Wukong will take out his stick and beat the couple at the most critical moment between Tang Monk and the beauty! For example, Tang Monk in the Moon Rabbit Kingdom is about to get married. Tang Monk and Moon Rabbit are about to have sex. Sun Wukong turns into the beautiful Moon Rabbit girl and blatantly competes for his husband! 8. Sun Wukong always tries not to get into the water. He often drives Zhu Bajie into rivers and seas (such as fighting Sha Monk and fishing for the king in the well), and only reluctantly enters the water as a last resort. The reason for this is that I am afraid that my slim figure will be exposed when my clothes get wet! 9. In fact, Sun Wukong’s first love is the Jade Emperor. The title of Monkey King is that he is so happy riding on the Emperor of Heaven! This is the most original hint of the man-on-bottom position! The cunning and cunning Taibai Jinxing saw that Sun Wukong and the Jade Emperor were having an affair, so she tried her best to bring them together, creating the world's largest extramarital affair! 10. The peeing on Buddha’s palm is a clear proof of Wukong’s female body. If he was a man, with his fiery personality, why not boo in the Yunxiao Palace when he was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace? However, the female body of Wukong MM still has the reserve of a woman. After mistakenly thinking that she had reached the end of the world without anyone, she made a bold move. But the Buddha saw that the woman was behind him and therefore did not kill Wukong. 11. The Jade Emperor still had a conscience and did not kill Miss Wukong. In order to cover up the biggest scandal in the world, Miss Wukong was labeled as a rebellious official and a traitor. He was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. There is nothing more painful in the world than this. , such an infatuated MM, actually received a more painful treatment than being thrown into the cold palace. 12. MM Wukong often drives Bajie to do things, but sometimes he takes the initiative to seek help from others. For example, when fighting three white-bone demons, Bajie would have gone, but MM Wukong left many times even though he knew there might be monsters peeping at him. This shows that MM Wukong, who is disguised as a man, sometimes has to do some things secretly, and his temper is very bad in those days. He was so violent that he recklessly killed the enchanting white-bone spirit, the public enemy of all women. From then on, YD women who seduced men were often angrily denounced as white-bone spirits by Zhenlie women. 13. MM Wukong went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to look for weapons. So many weapons were I didn’t like it, but I immediately fell in love with the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which can be retracted freely and can be made large or small. ． ．