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How will aliens attack humans?

Personally, I think the probability of aliens attacking the earth (human beings) is very small.

Reason:

It goes without saying that he can reach the earth from another planet. We can't compare with them. Don't believe how we humans beat aliens in movies. It's all imagination The reality is so cruel. If "they" really want to attack us, we will have no power to fight back. Let's just say, just ask a few people to fly planes, cannons and tanks and go back to the Three Kingdoms era. In front of millions of heroes, they will die because of a few simple buttons. Any scheme under absolute strength will be a joke.

We always look at our own good, and always think that our earth is the best and most beautiful, hehehe ... actually.

Will others choose aliens? The earth is highly polluted, so it is always foggy. I wonder how good the living conditions of aliens are. Why did you choose such a place? Have you ever thought that the place where people live may be a fairyland in our human imagination?

Slave us humans and work for them? What's the matter? Are aliens going to build the Great Wall of Wan Li or something? I don't know how many people a robot has raised, but I still raise you, spicy eyes ~

Plunder resources! Plunder? Does not exist, what resources does our earth have for them? Oil? Natural gas? Water? Rare earth? Don't tell me that alien UFOs are burning oil. It is necessary to go to a planet in the universe and it is barren. Do others need to take the resources on it? Besides, I'll be in front of you! ! What can you do to me? Come after me ~ ~

Senior intelligent creature, what will you do when you see the intelligent creature behind you? Study him? Or a set of skills killed him? The answer is obvious, of course, study him! Study our habits, our religion, our history, our weaknesses, our strengths, and so on. Why kill us? This is not what a person with high IQ does at all.

There is only one reason to attack us: we like it! ! ! (Please refer to LOL's "Wonderful Collection of Spring Abuse")