Humorous opening remarks by the host of the annual meeting

The annual meeting is a festive occasion, and the host who can make everyone happy will inevitably have a humorous opening remarks. Please read the humorous opening remarks of the annual meeting host's speech that I compiled for you. Welcome to read, for reference only. Please click to see more details.

Humorous opening remarks by the host of the annual meeting Male: Leaders, distinguished guests.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

M: Time flies, time flies, and we sent away a year unconsciously in our busy schedule.

W: We bid farewell to the successful 20** and welcome the hopeful 20**.

At the arrival of the new year, we are here to pay tribute to everyone in the early years!

I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best!

W: First of all, let's invite Mr. Ge, our general manager, to make an opening speech. Let's applaud General Manager Ge.

General manager ge delivered a speech.

W: Thank you for your speech. 20xx is a memorable year, and this year,

We are changing and advancing every day.

M: With the continuous development of the company, our team is also growing and our performance is booming. (plus the performance of some companies in that year)

W: However, every progress of the company is inseparable from the joint efforts of all my colleagues.

Here we sincerely say that we have worked hard!

M: Well, let Tianqi be happy-Zhou Tao sang Beyond's Broad Sky.

Welcome everyone!

Female: Please enjoy it-Liu Guohui's song "Hometown of Xu Wei Edition"

Welcome everyone!

M: Joe was moved by Tianqi and sang Wang Feng's Jingjing for everyone.

Welcome everyone!

M: The interactive part of the game.

Woman: This is the music of Tianqi-Sailor sung by Li Chao. Welcome!

Man: Wen Liming and Yang Duo brought the comic dialogue "I want to go to the grave", welcome!

Female: Yong, Zhao Xin speed skating, moved by Tianqi music-Liu chorus "Today". Welcome to visit!

M: Finance Department-colorful, welcome!

W: Next, please enjoy the chorus "Running" by Tianqi Ledong-Yu Quan. Welcome to visit!

Male: The song "Jane Eyre" brought by Wen Liming and Lang Hongyu (Ang Lee, Jiangyuan East Edition) (Remarks: Accompanied by Liu Guohui)

Woman: The R&D Center sang "A Family Who Loves each other".

Participants voted for the best program, the host announced the winner of the best performance program award, and the company leaders presented the award.

At the end of the party, all the members sat down for dinner!

Humorous opening remarks of the annual meeting host's speech. Man 2: Snakes are heading for the future.

Woman: The horse came with it.

Man: The north wind can't stop the pace of spring, and 20** has waved goodbye to us;

Woman: Snow and ice can't seal the enthusiasm of youth, and 20** comes with the spring tide!

M: Leaders.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

H: Good evening, everyone.

M: I'm the host.

Woman: I'm the host _ _ _ _ _ _ _

M: It's an honor to be with you.

W: At this moment of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, let's pay a New Year call to everyone first!

Happy new year, everyone! (Bowing)

Man: Standing at the end of the year, we look back. There were too many feelings and stories in the past year.

W: Standing at the beginning of the year, we look to the future and have more expectations and dreams in the coming year.

M: Today, let the touching dance drip into our warm heart.

W: Today, let beautiful songs sing our warm wishes.

Today, let our hopes fly freely.

Woman: Today, let's sing and dance to our heart's content!

M: Now I declare: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

W: Let's give a big hand.

Closing speech of the annual meeting:

M: Happy times are always so short.

W: The day of reunion is particularly touching.

M: Today we are singing and laughing and thinking about the future.

W: Let's remember today and look forward to tomorrow.

Man: Now I announce:

H:_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome to the end.

Games can improve our IQ, songs can sublimate our souls, dances can touch our visual nerves, and sketches are purely for entertainment. Let's have a good laugh and invite * * and others to bring humorous sketches.

The same song string words+lyrics

The same song string words

Moderator: We are bathed in the warm embrace of our motherland.

Moderator: We are growing up happily under the wings of * *

Moderator: We are flying under the same blue sky.

Compere: We are of the same ancestry and flesh and blood. We grew up in the same land and breathed the same air.

Same song string 2:

Moderator 1: We live under the same blue sky;

Moderator 2: We share a mother-the motherland;

Moderator 1: the same desire, the same pursuit, the same feeling, we sing the same song;

Moderator 2: Let's join hands, heart to heart, return home in triumph, welcome tomorrow's sun and embrace tomorrow's glory!

H: Please enjoy The Same Song brought by * *

Humorous opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting Three women: respected leaders.

M: Dear colleagues.

Good evening everyone.

Female: The autumn is cool, and the sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant. On this big day of national celebration,

Stop it! Stop. -Stop it! I don't read much, so don't lie to me. After hearing what you said, I instantly feel that I have been deceived!

Woman: What's the matter? On this big day.

Man: I said, can we still play together? Tonight is the moment when many departments of our Shanghai * * * Group get together and share the year-end event. You smell good and sweet. What, you are holding a rabbit on the laurel tree, and you want to spend the Spring Festival together after the Mid-Autumn Festival and the 11th? Is today still a big day? Are you going to live in a tree after this? Monkeys! ?

Woman: Oh, I hate it. I didn't mean that. I am both happy and excited to see our big family together.

Man: Speak well!

Woman: Good! Hello, everyone, I am the host of tonight's party.

Hello, I'm the host of the party tonight.

I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best!

bow

Pause for 2 seconds

Man: Standing at the end of the year, we look back. There were too many emotions and stories in the past.

W: Standing at the beginning of the year, we look forward to the future, and there are more expectations and dreams in the future.

M: On this day of connecting the past and the future, we hold a happy and peaceful annual meeting to celebrate our achievements, look forward to our future and review our past.

W: On this big day.

Man: That's enough. I just want to be a beautiful man quietly. (garland finger) Please introduce our party process quickly.

W: Well, our reception will be divided into two parts, the cultural performance and the interactive part.

W: In the interactive session, the company has prepared a wide variety of prizes for everyone. I hope everyone will actively participate and win prizes. I wish all my colleagues a happy harvest! ?

Man: Let's play a game first. All the friends present have it. Raise your left hand (be careful, it must be your left hand), and then raise your right hand. Yes, and then clap with both hands. Ok, thank you for applauding me.

Woman: Er Chao, does your family know that you are so naughty? Ok, let's go to the party.

M: Following the official start of the 20xx annual welcome meeting of Huazhang, Qiyihong Singapore Airlines and Hongyi Group yesterday, first of all, I would like to invite Liu Dong, chairman of the group company, to make an opening speech.

Humorous opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting 4. Girls: Ladies and gentlemen. Boys: Ladies and gentlemen. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! !

First, let's play a game, raise your left hand (be careful, it must be your left hand), then raise your right hand, yes, and clap with both hands. Ok, thank you for applauding me. I wish you all a happy wedding here, not% no, haha, happy New Year. I wish you all the best in the new year.

Dozens of organizers of our party fought all night without eating or drinking, and today they presented a peerless feast for everyone. We have prepared songs and dances, nonsense cross talks and unsightly sketches for everyone. Anyway, there is something you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't see. I hope that with everyone's patience, I can cry and let my mother spend this extraordinary night.

1. Well, let's applaud the youth group from the Digital Department. They will bring you a sandstorm dance.

After watching such a wonderful dance, the following performance will give you a new understanding of the song. They will interpret the famous songs of the past dynasties to everyone in a brand-new way. Cheer with your shouts! ! !

3. M: What's the saying? What is the explanation? ...

Woman: explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

M: No, no, this is an explanation, which means covering up. Covering up means a story. ............................................................................................................................................

The teacher's performance just now must have surprised everyone! The finance department also prepared four and a half sentences of their program for us to welcome the New Year and express our heartfelt wishes. Screams welcome six beautiful women to the stage.

People have been missing. At this moment, I miss my wonderful family and my dear parents (Then walks off the stage) Manager Xie, who are you thinking about at this time? (After General Xie answers) Thank you. So what should we do when missing becomes a disease? /,please bring the song "Missing is a disease" with warm applause.

After the performance, he signed me up for my magic dance, and then the music started and I went on stage. )

7. (Introduce a manuscript of several thousand words, and then the actor goes on stage to recite poems)

(There are many procedures) ....................................

Finally, the song chorus "Tomorrow will be Better"

Humorous opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting Five women: ladies and gentlemen at the scene.

M: The new and old people present.

Ladies and gentlemen.

H: Good evening, everyone!

M: XX! Another year in a blink of an eye. Let's work together for X years! Woman: Yes! It has been XX years since Haodejia was founded.

To be exact, it was founded in XX month, XX year.

W: In these XX months, all of us have worked hard, been unknown, made selfless contributions, and made it our responsibility to develop and strengthen a good family. Here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company for their efforts and efforts.

M: I won't say thank you. Say something practical. Leaders and colleagues present here, according to the latest news, the exchange rate of RMB against cut cakes has changed greatly today. As of XX 18:00, RMB 1 yuan can be converted into 0.00000 1 kg of cut cakes. This year, there are a few Jin of cut cakes, and the success rate of marriage proposal has reached.

Woman: Yes, I won't say that money is rolling in. Congratulations on making a fortune. I wish you can buy a few kilograms of cut cakes in the new year.

M: According to XX's latest special administrative law "Bible", "all of us are guilty". Now I solemnly sentence: everyone is happy to be sentenced to life imprisonment, deprived of the right to repression for life, and confiscated.

Sick department, this judgment is final, immediately executed, effective immediately, retired! Woman: That's the end of the joke. Let's invite Mr. Wang, the chairman, to speak on the stage! Tell me about it!

M: Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Wang. It's time for our long-awaited meal. Don't pay attention to those who have touched chopsticks, spoons and hands! Now I officially announce. Let's eat first and then have soup.

2. 18:30: banquet begins, program performance, games and entertainment.

(1) female: The employees of a good family are not only competent in their work, but also versatile.

M: Yes, all the programs tonight are written, directed and performed by employees of Haodejia, including song solo, musical instrument performance, opera singing and three sentences and a half performances. It can be described as all-inclusive and talented!

W: Without delay, please bring guitar accompaniment to our first program tonight. The track is confidential.

I recommend it carefully.