Urgent need: two English jokes about holidays

(Originally in English)

There is a man walking towards the railway station.

He has two friends with him. Because the train is

Delayed, the three of them sat down for a drink.

Coffee. Then they also drank some wine.

After a while, they completely forgot about the train. So they

Drink and talk, talk and drink. however

They heard the last broadcast that the train

They were about to leave, so the three men got up and ran. and

A man walking between his two friends.

Too much to drink, a little behind, can't

Catch up. The other two grabbed the back of the car.

Left with the train. And then that man, that man

Between his two friends, stop.

There laughed and laughed. everyone

The people around you began to look at him and said:

"What are you laughing at? You missed the train,

Do you know that?/You know what? The man said, "yes, yes, I"

I know I missed the train, but I was laughing at mine.

Two friends, because they should have just

Come and see me off! "

Who is on vacation?

A man walked to the railway station accompanied by two friends, one left and one right, because

When the train was late, they sat down for a cup of coffee and then drank it.

Order wine. After a while, they completely forgot about taking the train.

Let's just talk about drinking and talking over it. Then they heard the announcement on the radio.

Last notice that the train is about to start, get up and run,

The man in the middle drank too much, so that he was left behind.

In the back, I missed the train, and the other two caught up with me.

Jumped in the car and left. The person who left behind, that is, the original one.

The man walking in the middle has been standing there laughing.

Everyone looked at him and asked, "What are you laughing at? You missed the train,

Do you know that?/You know what? "He replied," yes! Yes! I know myself.

I missed the train. I laughed at those two friends because they

Just seeing me off. 」