A funny joke of a student.

1, a logistics director came to the classroom to check the maintenance of desks, and he was very angry when he saw a table with words engraved on it. So he asked a classmate, "Who wrote this?" As soon as the student saw that it was "Farewell to Cambridge", he said, "This was written by Xu Zhimo." The logistics master got angry when he heard it: "You told Xu Zhimo to come to my office after class!" The students are speechless. .......

One day, in class, a teacher asked such a question: Where does the river flow? A student sang: "The river flows east!" The teacher didn't care either. Then ask: What are the stars in the sky like? "The stars in the sky participate in Beidou!" The teacher was angry: "Do you believe I hit you?" "Shoot when it's time to shoot!" The teacher said, "Get out at once!" "Kyushu is full of wind and fire!"

My sister said to her mother after she came home, "My brother was criticized by the teacher today. He said that 9966553 is Du Fu's mobile phone number. " Mother said, "This smelly boy should criticize and talk nonsense." My sister said, "Yes, he is so stupid that he didn't even know that it was Du Fu's QQ number!" " "