Funny graduation message quotations

Lead: Graduation quotations don't need all sadness, after all, we have experienced so many happy times together. I have compiled funny quotations from graduation messages for you. I hope you like them.

1. It's a long way and windy, brother. Go well.

2. Sister, I was wrong. I didn't know my dimples would do you such great harm! If I had known I was going to have a facelift, I would have leveled it!

3. There can be commas, exclamation points and ellipsis in life, but there can be no period.

In fact, I have always had bad feelings in my heart. I'll tell you today: you said your dimples were bigger than my eyes! You said you couldn't make me angry! You have to ask me how much I hate you. Your dimples represent my heart!

5. A thousand words turn into a Dan: Think twice about your sister Dan every holiday!

6. Give you one? Strong? Seeds: Honest and trustworthy, guard against arrogance and rashness; Modesty, wisdom and courage.

7. Give you one? Heart? Our grass: concentration, carefulness and persistence; Love and kindness, warmth and intimacy.

8. May you stand tall forever like a pine tree on a high mountain, fearless of cold and snow!

9. May you be like a sunflower full of vigor, not afraid of the scorching sun, not addicted to coolness and comfort, and always hold your head high towards the light!

10. Do you remember? When I lost my wallet and felt sad. You are by my side;

1 1. Do you regret not passing the exam? You are by my side;

13. Until I was injured by a car last time? Only you are by my side.

13. If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

14. I wish you an early happiness.

Address: Global Village Universe City

Blood type: ask mosquitoes

15. A student strayed into the terrorist camp and was caught and tied to the electric chair. Danger: Tell me honestly, where are you from? ! Don't electrocute you! ! ! !

The student said a word and was immediately turned into coke by electricity. He said: I am from TV University! -come on.

16. the president of country a asked the head of state of country b: we are all three or four people in space. How about one or two of you? B: You don't know the national conditions of our country. If you go to three places, they will fight the landlord, and if you go to four places, they will play mahjong. Who will come to work? ! The army.

17. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity; The beauty of men lies in lying and lying; The beauty of short messages is to make pig's hooves press from beginning to end. -Lou

18. I'm really desperate. Guo Hua has been developed as a tourist area by the state, and Tang Priest and his disciples also married Bai a few days ago. I had no money to eat yesterday, so I sold my golden hoop. I really miss studying the classics together. Bajie, are you okay? silent

19. Tang priest met a beautiful woman on his way to learn from the scriptures, and Bajie decided to marry her. Wukong suspects that she is a demon. Tang Priest said: Never mind, send a short message to test it. The demon didn't reply to the news, not-let her marry Bajie. allow

20. In fact, I am a juggler who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market, improves the connotation of young people, and is well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!

2 1. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Hairstyles are bad and ugly, they don't have much money, they haven't read books, their sexual ability is average, but they are all good-looking. Ha ha laugh ..

22. A Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. It is recognized that he is the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him? Egg tower prince

23. He is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title? Eat ~ ~ oh, my god!

24. Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

25. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

26. Sir: I am a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha!

. 27. After failing in the college entrance examination, he wrote in the alumni record of the students admitted to the university:

28.？ You go first, I'll be back later.

29. One kind of lovesickness, two kinds of leisure worries, can't be eliminated, but you can only frown, but you mind.

I want to give you my flying heart. No matter how high and far I fly, I don't have to worry about getting lost. Because at one end of the line, there is your eternal concern!

3 1. Because of you, the deepest missing is tacit understanding, and the deepest understanding is intimacy?

32. It should be funny: if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

33. Summarize six years of primary school life:

1 thief, 2 thief

Beautiful girls in grade three, handsome boys in grade four, no one to chase, no one to accompany.

A fifth-grade pervert, a lot of sixth-grade love letters flying all over the sky.

Joke or write: Eat well and sleep well, and never worry.

34. My classmate's content is probably: Once I was ill, he gave me a tutorial rain or shine. It was raining cats and dogs that day and thunder rumbled. I thought he wouldn't come, but he came despite the rain. He died of a high fever the next day, and I will always miss this good friend. 2. A classmate is always used to writing with onomatopoeia, such as? Winter, winter, winter, drums? ,? La la la la, a song is coming? Wait, I really haven't seen him. Listen to his voice first, cold! ! !

35. My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike. His valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him. We rode home happily together.

36. The sports meeting 100 meter finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

37. The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

38.？ My brother shaved his head in the classroom because of my illness, just like a little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple.

39. The Great Wall is very long. It's fucking long.

40. bunting floats on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!