Daily happy event jokes (send 5 jokes to make everyone happy)

Friends are subtle. That day he cut a little skin with his hand and shed a little blood. He must go to the hospital! When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor looked at it and said, alas! You delivered it at the right time. It's all right later!

65438+February 1, happy event, send five jokes to everyone, (be sure to accept them)

The second wife roared, "Husband, it's windy outside. Hold me tight, or the wind will blow me to other old people, and I won't send it back to you. " My husband said calmly, "You should pull it down quickly, whether your weight can be scraped off or not.". Even if the typhoon comes, people will send it back to me against the wind! "

65438+February 1, happy event, send five jokes to everyone, (be sure to accept them)

A 3 1 year-old man went on a blind date. Because his family is poor, he is still single at the age of 30. A friend introduced him to one, and his mother accompanied him to see it, which was quite satisfactory. When I got home, my mother asked, "Son, where is that girl?" He said, "Not bad, but a little fat." Mother listened and said seriously, "son, don't take it off." It is only a matter of time before she is hungry and thin. " The man immediately had confidence. ...

65438+February 1, happy event, send five jokes to everyone, (be sure to accept them)

I got up late in the morning, while sending my son to dinner, I helped him pack his schoolbag and hurried to the kindergarten. The teacher has been waiting at the door: "I'm sorry, teacher, I got up late in the morning and caused you trouble." No trouble. You don't have to go to kindergarten at this age. You'd better go back and see your son off.

65438+February 1, happy event, send five jokes to everyone, (be sure to accept them)

Fifth wife: husband, I want to eat apples, give me a husband: I won't go! Wife: Do you dare not listen to my mother? Husband: I am not voice-activated! The wife slapped, and the husband went. Wife laughs: demo, it turned out to be a touch screen!

65438+February 1, happy event, send five jokes to everyone, (be sure to accept them)

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