There is a joke about translating Confucius' words. Who has it?

Confucius was the first person in the world to open a cram school. Not only does he teach no difference, but even the tuition fee and the treatment he can enjoy are clearly defined:

Stand at thirty; Pay thirty taels of silver and you can only stand and listen to lectures;

40 not confused: those who pay 42 pieces of silver can ask questions until there is no doubt;

Fifty people know the destiny: those who pay fifty taels of silver can know the quiz proposition tomorrow;

Sixty years old: If you can afford this price, the teacher can tell you something you like to listen to.

Do whatever you want: you can lie down and sleep in class, or you can not come to class.

The following is the Analects of EG:

★ Confucius said, "It's not bad that you can surf the Internet if you have a network." ? Isn't it a pleasure to receive emails from afar? People don't talk and don't care, aren't they gentlemen? "

★ Confucius said, "You can learn new things by chatting, and you can be a shrimp."

★ Confucius said: "It is useless to talk online, and it is dangerous not to talk down."

★ Confucius said: "Speed is life and time is money."

★ Zi Gong asked: "Why is prawn called' shrimp'?" Confucius said, "Smart, competent and sociable.

, contempt for internet fees, known as' shrimp' also. "

★ Yuan Gong asked, "Which disciple is Haowang?" Confucius said, "Those who have Yan Hui are eager to learn, and they don't talk or pour. Unfortunately, I died short-lived, my homework was too heavy, and the exam was too enjoyable. "

★ Yuan Gong asked, "Which disciple is Haowang?" Confucius said, "He who has Yan Hui has a good net. They don't eat or sleep at night. Unfortunately, it is short-lived, the network speed is too slow, and the network fee is too expensive. "

★ Confucius said: "Knowing the Internet is not as good as being good at it, and being good at it is not as good as being happy with it."

★ Confucius said: "Why bother to reply silently, never tire of chatting or playing?"

★ I am in Qi Wenshao, and I don't know the taste of meat in March. He said, "I surf the Internet every day."

★ Confucius said: "Add me a few dollars and you can register online and upgrade for free." ((* * Enjoy the software)

★ Confucius said: "I was not born to know the internet, so I can ask for OICQ quickly."

★ Confucius said: "Three people must have prawns when surfing the Internet; Choose good and learn, but not good and black. "

★ Confucius said: "Surfing is magnanimous and money is long."

★ Zi said in Sichuan: "The deceased spent so much time online, staying up all night."

★ Confucius said: "The three armies can win the position of commander, but the net worm can't win the speed."

★ Confucius said: "When a person is not online, there will be immediate worries."

★ Confucius said: "Shrimp is called shrimp without pride."

★ Confucius said: "I eat food every day, day and night, and use the net; Not fast, not as good as the following. "

★ Confucius said: "The Tao is different, so you can't talk about it."